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The Most Macabre Diary Entry Ever.

Posted by Kristen Geil on April 4, 2011 at 1:40 PM

7-23

Ditto on yesterday. Nothing happened today, period. 

Actually, we saw the house today. It's So Cool. If (when*) we move into it, I'll take pictures of our house and of that house. Martha's house is close, Kelley's too.

*I'm so sure we might move there because:

1. Mom and Dad measured some of the rooms there (our house is a little bigger, but theirs has 3 floors, we have 2)

2. Mom and Dad said if we moved, I could have a choice of either a main floor bedroom or an upstairs one. 

Later!


7-24

Went mini-golfing w/ Kristin and Rachel. I won!

Rachel and I made beds, sheets, and pillows, for our Furbies. Also we put brushes, plastic bottles, and tiny silverware, and instructions. We made rings, bracelts, and necklaces out of beads.

The House

Pros

We all like it

By my friends


Cons

It's kinda small

Far from school


Solution:

Buy it!


I definitely w/ a capital "N" want to buy The House. It's got an actual house in a tree!

Ditto.

Goodnight!

Ditto.

(Ditto means: if I say good, and she says ditto, she means the same thing).

P.S. Had ice-cream and dyed it w/ food coloring. 


7-25

Drove around and looked at houses.

Dad came in 2nd for Tennis in Bluegrass State Games.


7-26

Funeral tomorrow.

Got postcard from Arden.

Went to pool. Dad lost part of his watch in the pool, and I found it.

Counted Mom's matchboxes. 696. 

Made a beaded headband. Also made a ring and choker.

Kristin babysat. She made 2 braclets for me.

Kiki also babysits 4 2-year-old Addison, and 1-year old Camden.

Addison has about 20 huge fits when Kiki babysits her. Kiki has bruises from where Addison kicked her hard to prove it.

Kris, all this dead stuff is scaring me. I don't want to die.

Me either, Mandy.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.


Editors note: For clarification I had a relative die around this time, hence my tendency toward the macabre. 


7-28

Ruth baby sat.

Remembered old song.


AGGREVATION

Aggrevation

Goes throughout the nation. Aggrevation, do it every day.

Punch your dad

In the head

He gets bad.

Go to bed.

Oh-oh-oh-oh

Aggrevation

Causes irritation

Aggrevation do it every day

Put a bag over your head, go to sleep.

Now your dead!

Oh-oh-oh-oh.

Aggrevation

No congratulations

Aggrevation

Do it every day.

Give your dad

A nice suprise.

Put some worms

on his ties.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.


Like it? I'm going to add more verses.

Oh, I love it all right. I love it like I love worms in my apple pie!

Which is a lot, right?

Oh, you really do wish!

School starts soon. 

Don't make me sick.

Really, I'm excited. I hope we're allowed to bring invistible pets to school!

Do you really think a teacher would notice invistible monkeys playing in her hair!?

No.

Case closed.

Went to library. 

It rained a little. 

Good! We need all the rain we can get!

We in the middle of a


SEVERE


drought.

Definitely.

Not.

Good.

Goodnight!

Night!


Editors note: I have no memory of that song or where it come from. After typing this up I feel the need to reiterate that I have grown up to be quite normal and I am not obsessed with death. How I was so fortunate, I have no idea. Chalk it up to Patti's good parenting :)


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Reply Five a Day
5:05 PM on April 4, 2011 
Jury's still out on "quite normal", Princess! :)