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What Would You Do For UK Season Tickets?

Posted by Ally Tucker on April 1, 2011 at 11:30 AM

What would you do for UK season tickets?

I have answered this question many, many times--often ranting for 10-12 minutes. Just ask any of my friends. I have said time and time again that I would literally marry someone for UK basketball tickets.  Pretty much anyone too. I'm not kidding. That's how much I love Kentucky basketball. Before you call me a gold digger....relax. I am not even that picky about where the seats are. In fact, I've only ever been to maybe 2 or 3 games (thanks Shawna Corman) where I've sat in the lower arena. I usually take a few tissues in case my nose bleeds and breath only through my mouth to avoid the stench of the sweaty gentleman next to me, behind me and in front of me. I would take season tickets in any spot in Rupp Arena. 

So I got to thinking... marriage is a pretty big commitment. Next to committing to catch a grenade for someone (Bruno, you idiot), there aren't many greater ones out there. What else would I do for season tickets to Kentucky basketball? The answer is just about anything...But I decided to jot down a little list, just in case anyone out there is offering...

The following is a list of things I would do for Kentucky Basketball Season Tickets. Also, anything I don't list-- I'd probably do that too.

Marry This Guy:

Or...Marry This Guy:

Or even.....This Guy:
(JK...c'mon...I do have some standards)

Go To A Louisville Game and Wear a KFC Bucket On My Head


Get A Tramp Stamp (lower back tattoo) of a pair of Jorts... (In a fit of happiness following UK's win over North Carolina I may or may not have said I would get a Jorts Tramp Stamp if they won the NCAA tourney....Mom, if you're reading this....I won't do it. Promise). 

(Unfortunately I couldn't find a google image of anyone with a Jorts Tramp Stamp. You get the idea though).

Attend Bonaroo (for those who read my previous Blog Entry: Tuckaroo, you understand how painful this would be for me)


Wear Capris for an Entire Year....(they just don't look flattering on me, or anyone for that matter)

Wash Darryl "The Heavy Hitter" Isaac's barefeet...and like it



Get the "Check-In" App for Facebook....and use it...and pretend I don't hate it when everyone uses it every day



Dine at Porcini's with Rick Pitino ...at least I know the dinner wouldn't last long...


Give Up My First Born Child....

Juuuuuuuuuuuust Kidding.....I would never do that.....Unless my child looked like this...


Conclusion: Who wants to get me UK season tickets???



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4 Comments

Reply Jay Bilas
12:14 PM on April 1, 2011 
Love the blog! Come see me in Houston!
Reply Cole
12:23 PM on April 1, 2011 
First, I would go to the effort of having a child. Second, I would incorporate the name "Adolph" into that child's name in honor of our coach (despite his backward social views and the even more deplorable views of the other Adolph). Third, I would train that child to be proud of his/her nickname and throw 3-goggles in the face of any individual who dared mock or question his/her name.
Reply Ally Tucker
12:44 PM on April 1, 2011 
First of all... whoever commented as Jay Bilas nearly gave me a heart attack. When "You have a message from Jay Bilas appeared on my phone... for no apparent or logical reason-- I believed for the smallest of moments.

And Cole.... I think you need to write a re-buttle or a "1 up" blog because I just laughed really hard... and also got slightly creeped out because I know you are not really kidding. At all.
Reply Cole
1:52 PM on April 1, 2011 
A rebuttal blog? I can handle that. It's not like I've done anything at work since March 16th. I haven't even slept in ten days . . . I'm at my most creative and desperate.

Ally Tucker says...
First of all... whoever commented as Jay Bilas nearly gave me a heart attack. When "You have a message from Jay Bilas appeared on my phone... for no apparent or logical reason-- I believed for the smallest of moments.

And Cole.... I think you need to write a re-buttle or a "1 up" blog because I just laughed really hard... and also got slightly creeped out because I know you are not really kidding. At all.