What would you do for UK season tickets?
I have answered this question many, many times--often ranting for 10-12 minutes. Just ask any of my friends. I have said time and time again that I would literally marry someone for UK basketball tickets. Pretty much anyone too. I'm not kidding. That's how much I love Kentucky basketball. Before you call me a gold digger....relax. I am not even that picky about where the seats are. In fact, I've only ever been to maybe 2 or 3 games (thanks Shawna Corman) where I've sat in the lower arena. I usually take a few tissues in case my nose bleeds and breath only through my mouth to avoid the stench of the sweaty gentleman next to me, behind me and in front of me. I would take season tickets in any spot in Rupp Arena.
So I got to thinking... marriage is a pretty big commitment. Next to committing to catch a grenade for someone (Bruno, you idiot), there aren't many greater ones out there. What else would I do for season tickets to Kentucky basketball? The answer is just about anything...But I decided to jot down a little list, just in case anyone out there is offering...
The following is a list of things I would do for Kentucky Basketball Season Tickets. Also, anything I don't list-- I'd probably do that too.
Marry This Guy:
Or...Marry This Guy:
Or even.....This Guy:
(JK...c'mon...I do have some standards)
Go To A Louisville Game and Wear a KFC Bucket On My Head
Get A Tramp Stamp (lower back tattoo) of a pair of Jorts... (In a fit of happiness following UK's win over North Carolina I may or may not have said I would get a Jorts Tramp Stamp if they won the NCAA tourney....Mom, if you're reading this....I won't do it. Promise).
(Unfortunately I couldn't find a google image of anyone with a Jorts Tramp Stamp. You get the idea though).
Attend Bonaroo (for those who read my previous Blog Entry: Tuckaroo, you understand how painful this would be for me)
Wear Capris for an Entire Year....(they just don't look flattering on me, or anyone for that matter)
Wash Darryl "The Heavy Hitter" Isaac's barefeet...and like it
Get the "Check-In" App for Facebook....and use it...and pretend I don't hate it when everyone uses it every day
Dine at Porcini's with Rick Pitino ...at least I know the dinner wouldn't last long...
Give Up My First Born Child....
Juuuuuuuuuuuust Kidding.....I would never do that.....Unless my child looked like this...
Conclusion: Who wants to get me UK season tickets???