GOTHIC FUN PAGE
- Why did the vampire fall in love so quickly?
Because it was love at first BITE!
- Why do vampires read vogue?
Because they know it has great circulation.
- What did the grateful vampire say?
Fangs very much.
- A witch to the other:
"This is my family album but I can't tell witch is witch".
- What's made of bread and rides on a broomstick?
- How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
- What dance do ghosts do best?
- What's a ghost's favourite sweet?
- What's a ghost's favourite trees?
- What's the first thing a monster eats after it's had a tooth out?
- What's strong and miserable?
The Incredible Sulk.
-How do monsters like their eggs?
- What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?
- Why did the skeleton go to the beach?
Because it wanted to get a nice skele-tan.
- What dance was the skeleton was doing when his head fell off?
Shake, rattle and roll.
Hope you've enjoyed this page and you'died... LAUGHING!