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CRAP-O-COPIA, 2019... A LIST OF CRAP YOU DON'T WANT FOR THE UN-HOLYDAYS, OR ANY OTHER DAY OF THE YEAR - A. CHEESE

Posted on October 18, 2019 at 8:50 PM Comments comments (7)

X. IMPOTENCE

IX. ALL EXPENSES PAID VACO 2 BUTCHERHOLLAR!

VIII. INCONTINENCE

VII. SHANIA ANYTHING

VI. PUBIC LICE

V. KATHIE LEE ANYTHING

IV. BUS STATION VENDING MACHINE SAMMICHES: CHICKEN, TUNA AND SEAFOOD SALAD

III. BIG, FAT, DUMB-ASS, PROUD 2 BE AMERIKKKUNT, WHITE TRASH

II. SCHOLARSHIPS TO "CHICKEN GEORGE" SCHOOLS INTERNATIONAL

I. PICCANINNY!!!


CRAP-O-COPIA, 2018, OR A LIST OF TEN THINGS I DID NOT WANT LAST YEAR

Posted on November 16, 2018 at 12:20 AM Comments comments (3)

X. E-CIGS, E-BOOKS AND BABYSITTERS

IX. DUMB-ASSES WITH SMART PHONES

VIII. VELOUR JUMPSUIT(S)

VII. SO MUCH BLING!

VI. HORSE TRANQS

V. MORE KORBEL!

IV. THE RETURN OF "THE SAMBO"

III. AGED PROSTATE, OR PROSTATE O'FIRE

II. WART(S) ON TICKET(S)

I. CONTINUE TO PROMOTE AND CHERISH MY COVETED STATUS AS A "COMPETETIVE BEARDO"

FUN ACTIVITIES 2 ENJOY IN THE NEW YEAR, 2018

Posted on December 28, 2017 at 6:55 PM Comments comments (1)

X. EXPLORE THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF DE COUPAGE

IX. EXTREME COUPONING

VIII. FURTHER EXPLORE THE WORLD OF FINE CHARCUTTERIE

VII. BEFRIEND A SOMELLIER

VI. DRINK MORE, CARE LESS

V. RATHER THAN #MINDFULNESS, PRACTICE #MINDLESSNESS

IV. ENGAGE IN MINDLESS HOARDING

III. FURTHER PROTEST CELEBRITY BRUTALITY

II. TAXIDERMY, TAXIDERMY, TAXIDERMY

I. KEEP ON TOOTIN' ON!

X-MAS BLACK FRIDAY, MAKE A DEATH WISH LIST, 2017

Posted on November 23, 2017 at 6:50 PM Comments comments (2)

X. TRUMPY BEAR 

IX. DRIED FRUIT SAMPLER 

VIII. ADULT UNDEROOS

VII. SKINK

VI. GUNS & AMMO

V. CROQUEMBOUCHE AND/OR AMUSEBOUCHE(S)

IV. L.L. BEAN WARDROBE

III. VICTROLA

II. STRADIVARIUS CONCERTINA

I. AUGER

CRAP-O-COPIA, 2017, OR THINGS I AM MOST (UN)GRATEFUL 4 THIS PAST YEAR

Posted on October 24, 2017 at 5:10 PM Comments comments (2)

X. SMALLNESS/PETTINESS OF SPIRIT

IX. UNETHICAL BEHAVIOURS; CORRUPTION AND INJUSTICE IN ITS MANY FORMS

VIII. SOCIAL AND POLITICAL MADNESS, ESP. REPUB RELIGIOUS NUT BAGS

VII. INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS DESPERATE TO MOLEST AND STEAL AWAY WITH YOUR      SOUL/SPIRIT IN THE NIGHT

VI. MAD CELEBS RUN BY THEIR MONSTROUS AND OTHERWISE HEAVILY EXAGGERATED EGOS

V. SPACE MAN FOOD FOR BOMB SHELTER, SPECIAL THX 2 #COVFEFE #MAGA #DOTARD HAT

IV. LUGS AND THUGS

III. SHIT ON A SHINGLE

II. THE PAINFUL ONSET OF SHINGLES

I. EUGENICS

CRAP-O-COPIA, 2016; EVERYTHING YOU DON'T WANT FOR THE UN-HOLY DAYS

Posted on November 8, 2016 at 4:40 AM Comments comments (0)

X. LADEL FULL OF SPICY GOAT CURRY IN CHRISTMAS STOCKING(S)

IX. PICKLED THINGS; GINGER, PIGS KNUCKLES, FEET, ETC.

VIII. SNOOTS

VII. SUCRETS

VI. CRAP, OR WOODEN SHOES; CLOGS, OR JESUS

V. ORIGAMI LESSONS

IV. COUPON FOR DER WIENERSCHNITZEL

III. GOLD BOND

II. DRAWERS THAT HAVE BEEN DOWN THE HERSHEY HIGHWAY

I. TWO TIN CANS AND A STRING

STOP PENNSYLVANIA TYRANNY NOW!!!

Posted on January 22, 2016 at 8:25 PM Comments comments (2)

TELL GOVERNOR TOM WOLF TO STOP RETARDING THE CITIZENS OF PENNSYLVANIA!!! END SLAVE LOTTERIES AND INCREASE EDUCATION AND WORK ON ENDING RACISM NOW!!!

PLANS FOR THE NEW YEAR, 2016

Posted on December 17, 2015 at 8:30 PM Comments comments (0)

V. CONSTRUCT A METH LAB

IV. BUILD PIPE BOMBS IN MOTHER'S BASEMENT

III. BUY LAND IN AMERIKKKAN APPALACHIA, BUILD A DISTILLERY FOR MAKING THE WHITE LIGHTNING

II. ACQUIRE POPCORN SUTTON'S RECIPE FOR MOONSHINE

I. FURTHER EXPLORE MY INTEREST IN FINE CHARCUTTERIE

RULES FOR MAN CAVE REVISED

Posted on December 15, 2015 at 6:45 PM Comments comments (1)

X. NO FART-O-LOUNGERS

IX. BOSE SOUND SYSTEM

VIII. COSPLAY APPAREL

VII. KARAOKE

V. FEZ'S

IV. CALZONES, WHENEVER WE WANT THEM

III. CATS

II. PANTS ARE OPTIONAL

I. MECHANICAL BULL

TOP V. ADDITIONAL, ADDITIONAL REASONS WHY I AM THE MOST INTERESTING TRANSGENDER MAN ON EARTH

Posted on December 13, 2015 at 9:30 PM Comments comments (0)

V. I ONCE HASSLED THE HOFF.

IV. I WEAR LEIDERHOSEN YEAR ROUND.

III. I OWN THE LAST OF THE "DOG & SUDS" FRANCHISES.

II. I EARNED A MENTION IN GARY COLEMAN'S WILL.

I. I AM A "ROAD TO PERDITION" MONEY MAKING FRANCHISEE.


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