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"It would appear that only a miracle could shock the planet into a realisation that the game will kill us all unless we stop playing it." - William S. Burroughs, Re: In The Interest of National Security, The Adding Machine
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A. Cheese, the artist formally known as "Soy Bomb," disembodied spirit, published writer, poet, proofreader, editor, painter, blogger, cheeky monkey, Brit, lover 2 hater, mohel, Civil War re-enactor, skilled marksman, faith healer, chronic masticator, effervescent spoiler, weisenheimer, and/or know-it-all sauce box, belligerent chat show host, malcontent, cigar aficionado, bit player, "Crazy Guggenheim," everybody's "Good Time Charlie," rake, ballsy yeoman, much envied yodeler, bombastic teetotaler, soldier of fortune, carnival barker, top shaman, sherpa, mystic, and fabled soothsayer, interpretive dancer, shitty mime, hoofer, and a crooner, retired lounge lizard, snake charmer, animal fancier, swarthy gastronome, expert wordsmith, eccentric zoologist, and nefarious whistler/whittler, enigmatic spinner of yarns, ex-patriot, cherished ostomy supply sales person, sought after mady, and/or boo, favourited goomba, paisano and spook, "Uppity Nigger," or person of colour, ghoul, goblin and air guitarist supreme, classical pianist, jazz man, bassoonist, witty sophisticate, member of the bourgeoisie, snobby elitist, shrewd observer of human kind, accredited neurologist, certified vivisectionist, nudist and banya enthusiast, grammar nazi; otherwise known as, "VERNACULA," cunning linguist, haggard philologist, speech pathologist, audiologist, distinguished educator and orator, voice coach, monstrous closet case, drag king of controversy, talented contortionist, ass master, randy Minotaur, honourary Gumby, vicious sodomite, malevolent benefactor of the arts, but not the humanities, moonshiner, successful booze hound, opium fiend, fiery abolitionist, political and social activist, grassy knoll theorist, self professed heathen, avid de-bunker of religious doctrine, bible burner, one who spoons regularly, and with great intensity, and fervour, a noodler, canoodler, prolific calligrapher, creative architect, bridge builder, bridge burner, cyber police officer, licensed solicitor, distinguished barrister, herculean task master, artisan, judge, jury, and executioner, genetic engineer, treasured arborist, precise, and experienced cutter; line cook, clever roustabout and rogue, wayward social scientist, bohemian artist, nomadic shepherd, awkward lingerer, harried swashbuckler, spirited alchemist, free speech maven, rugby enthusiast, pinball wizard, revered gaucho, valiant Brony of Equestria, qualified aviator, inspirational speaker, comedy ninja, notorious rebel with several causes, firecracker/firework, chimney sweep, hemp farmer, accomplished sleuth known as "Mopey Dick," talented cartographer, celebrated numismatist, world re-known spelunker, armchair psychologist, spiritual adviser to the stars, cosmologist, occasional harbinger of bad taste, spunky orator, sassy commentator, hostile ombudsman, bar keep, bar fly, exotic show person, champion pugilist, exuberant bouncer, unruly mogul/entrepreneur, roving Celt, Oprah-phobe, noted agnostic, feared capo, bull dyke and/or learned trans-gentleman about town, part time gymnast, competitive beardo, overall saucy fellow, member of the "Kiss My Ass" Army, the "NEW" Colonel Sanders, proud member/supporter of the Piers Gaveston Society; otherwise known as the DAWG'S BOLLIX, or the TENACIOUS ART PIMP, created freewebs.com/EclecticInk, ARTS E-ZINE, in 2003. It is true that I am multi-faceted; however, I am not paranoid schizophrenic. TY.
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