The Western Music Club

        WELL SOME PEOPLE THINK HE'S FUNNY!!

 But feel free to make your own mind up. Come on in and have a look around, I won't bore you with details of whats in here, mainly because I can't be bothered sitting here typing out what you can see for yourself at the click of a button.

I will however explain the 'Members' page.......Its the page for 'Members'......So you'll have to become a 'Member' to see whats in there........Actually anyone can become a member, just fill in your email address and choose a password then wait for approval (usually the same day) then you can be as disappointed as everybody else who took precious time out of their lives to join. Well it serves them right for being nosy!! But it is Free so why not??

Oh, and sign the guestbook....All efforts to massage my fragile artistic ego will be much appreciated. Thank you kindly xxx

JOKE!!

A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty. 
 "You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests."
The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first wish, I’ll need my horse."
"Give him his horse," said the Chief.
The cowboy whispered something into the horse’s ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods and had his way with her.
"Second wish," said the Chief.
"I’ll need my horse again," said the cowboy.
"Give him his horse," said the Chief.
Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse’s ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful brunette on its back.
The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods, same reason as before.
"This is your last wish," said the Chief, "make it a good one."
"I’ll need my horse again."
"Give him his horse," said the Chief.
The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse’s head, and put his face right up to the horse’s.
"I said POSSE!"