Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the Sonic characters, but I do own Cronas.
Announcer: Welcome to Sonic Survivor with your host, Cronas.
Cronas: You know, there is no announcer in Sonic Survivor.
Announcer: Darn.
Cronas: Now let’s see who will be participating:
Sonic
Tails
Knuckles
Shadow
Dr. Eggman
Rouge
Amy Rose
Sonic: Ahhh! You mean Amy’s going to participate too? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Amy: Yay! Sonic’s participating too! *Chases after Sonic*
Tails: Amy sure has a crush on Sonic *sweatdrop*
Cronas: Ok, here are… *Sonic and Amy run past him. He sits them down and continues talking*
Cronas: Ok, here are the rules. You must live on this island until the contest is over or you are voted out, whichever is first. Then at the end of a certain time period, you will participate in an event. The events are classified as Speed, Endurance, Agility, or Other. Whoever wins the event will get immunity from the next voting. At the end of the round, you may each vote for whoever you want off the island except for the guy (or gal) with the immunity. Whoever has the most votes will leave the island. When there are only two contestants left, you both must participate in an event. Whoever wins this event wins Sonic Survivor. Any questions?
Tails: Will we get to bring stuff?
Cronas: You must live off the land, but you may have a bag of food.
Tails: Darn!
Cronas: You will all stay in this cabin. *points at cabin* Now you may start.
All: We’re hungry.
Sonic: I know. I’ll make a fire to cook the food.
Tails: I’ll go get the firewood. *Goes off to get firewood*
Dr. Eggman sneaks behind Tails as he goes off
Sonic: Ok, Ta… *Is being kissed by Amy* Ahhhhhh! What are you doing, Amy!
Amy: We’re finally alone, so I’m kissing you. *While kissing Sonic*
Sonic: We’re not alone, Amy!
Amy: Oh. *Stops kissing Sonic just as Tails comes back*
Tails: *Tied up* What were you guys doing, Sonic.
Sonic: Oh, nothing. Hey, why are you tied up?
Tails: Eggman did… *Eggman covers Tails’s mouth*
Eggman: Tails got captured by some natives, so I brought him back along with the firewood.
Sonic: Liar! *Unties Tails*
Eggman: What were you and Amy doing, anyway?
Sonic: Nothing.
Shadow: Amy was kissing Sonic.
Everyone laughs at Sonic and Amy
Sonic: Come back here, you tattler. *Chases after Shadow*
(5 minutes later)
Sonic: *Beats up Shadow* That’s what happens to people who embarrass me.
Shadow: *groans* ohhhhhh… *Clutches his stomach*
Eggman: Let’s eat. *They all cook part of the food over the fire*
(2 minutes later)
Tails: I love these marshmallows.
Eggman: I love these eggs.
(10 minutes later)
Everyone is full and Shadow has healed
Knuckles: I’m full. Let’s go swimming.
Rouge: You know that you can’t swim for an hour after you eat.
Knuckles: Oh, darn.
Sonic: I’ll get some water so we can put out the fire.
Eggman: *grabs Sonic* There’s no need to do that. I shall bellyflop on the fire, putting it out.
Rouge: You do that. We’ll go into the cabin. *Everyone except Dr. Eggman and Sonic goes into the cabin*
Dr. Eggman: I will. *Bellyflops on the fire, not realizing that he is still holding Sonic. His mass causes it to go out, but crushes Sonic* There. I’m going into the cabin. *Goes into the cabin*
Sonic: Me too. *crawls into the cabin*
(In the cabin)
Amy: Good night, Sonikku. *Smooches Sonic on the cheek*
Sonic: Don’t do that in public, Amy. *thinking* Why can’t she call me Sonic?
They all fall to sleep and Sonic recovers after time.
(The next day)
An alarm rings and they all wake up to find a note telling them to go to the nearby cliff. Then, they go to that cliff
Cronas: Time for the first event
Amy: Yay!
Cronas: This event will be classified as Other. Each of you must jump off the cliff and land in that lake down there. *points to the lake at the bottom of the cliff*
Everyone else: There’s no way I’m jumping down there.
Cronas: The water’s not going to hurt you. Well anyway, the person that falls into the lake the fastest wins. There will be no gliding, hovering, flying, or teleporting yourself during this competition. The first one to jump is Sonic.
Sonic: Eggman’s probably going to win this one. *snickers*
Knuckles: Yeah! *also snickers*
Eggman: Don’t make fun of me, or I’ll shoot you with this! *Gets out a dangerous gun*
Sonic & Knuckles: Ok, we’ll stop.
Eggman: That’s better.
Cronas: Just jump already, Sonic! *Throws Sonic off the cliff*
Sonic: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *Lands in the water* Help! I can’t swim!
Cronas: *teleports Sonic to dry land* 28.2 seconds. Tails, your turn.
Tails: Oh well. It’s just water. *Jumps off the cliff* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *Lands in the water* That was fun! *Swims to dry land*
Cronas: 27 seconds. Knuckles, you’re up next.
Knuckles: I won’t lose to you, Sonic. *Jumps into the lake and swims to shore*
Cronas: 24.6 seconds. Shadow’s up next.
Knuckles: Yes. I won. Good game, Sonic. *Shakes Sonic’s hand*
Sonic: Good game, Knuckles.
Shadow: Wait a minute. I can’t swim.
Sonic: *Laughing at Shadow* Shadow can’t swim. Ha ha… *Shadow punches Sonic in the stomach* Ow…. *Clutches his stomach*
Shadow: I’m not afraid! *Jumps off the cliff* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *lands in the lake* Darn. I can’t swim. *Gets teleported on land by Cronas*
Eggman: I thought you were the Ultimate Life Form, Shadow.
Shadow: Shut up, Eggman!
Cronas: 28.3 seconds. Rouge is next.
Shadow: Darn, I didn’t beat Sonic.
Rouge: I’m going to beat you, Knuckles. *Jumps off the cliff* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *Lands in the lake and swims to shore* What score did I get, Cronas?
Cronas: Rouge, you got 30.1 seconds.
Knuckles: Ha! You didn’t beat me.
Rouge: I will next time.
Tails: *Whispers so Knuckles and Rouge can’t hear him* You can already tell they have a crush on each other.
Cronas: The next contestant is Amy.
Amy: Cool! I get to dive off the cliff. *Jumps off the cliff* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *Lands in the lake and jumps out onto dry land* That was fun!
Cronas: Amy, you got 34.5 seconds. Eggman is next.
Amy: Darn. I didn’t win, but there’s a pattern in my time.
Everyone else: We know.
Eggman: Uhh… I got something to work on. *Tries to run away, but is telekinetically thrown off the cliff by Cronas* Whhhhhhhoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa! *Lands in the lake and causes a big splash* Ahhh! I never learned how to swim, either! *Cronas teleports Eggman onto dry land* Whoa! That was fast.
Cronas: Eggman, you got 5.3 seconds.
Eggman: Don’t you dare make fun of me or…
Cronas: Calm down. You really got 5.3 seconds.
Eggman: Yes, I won! I get an immunity!
Everyone else except Cronas: Why did you splash us like that?
Eggman: I couldn’t help it.
Everyone else: Sure!
Eggman: Really.
Cronas: Now it’s time for the voting.
