Welcome to the 9th Grade Archive! I suppose I had better warn you now that if you didn't know me well (or at all) when I was in 9th grade, you probably won't get any of the inside jokes (or indeed the rest of the site.) So if that is the case, I would just like to say "stinks for you."

However, if you do know what the heck is going on, feel free to tell the people who don't. But make them beg and bribe you with candy and cold hard cash first, it's more fun that way! I would also like to point out in passing that I have compiled a Table of Contents. This may not seem particularly special, but since it's an actual, honest-to-goodness computer-generated table I thought I'd share it with you. It's kind of useless since you can just look at the Navigation Bar on the left side of the screen, but the table has inane comments and thus is more interesting.

TABLE OF CONTENTS	(Look! It's shiny and filled with magic, wonder, and notes!)
Introduction and Explanation	(The title sort of speaks for itself, actually.)
Inside Jokes/Quotes	(9th grade)
Random Doodles	(Look! Shiny pictures! Go art!)
Idiot Posse	(This is not my fault. Really.)
Phrase of the Day/Blame	(This'll be up, someday. Someone prod Laura into sending the PotD through email.)
Etceteras	(Lots of random junk I couldn't fit anywhere else.)
	(Uh... big shiny blank space?)

So anyway, I hope you feel somewhat amused by this archive and remember that you can find more supposedly funny things at any of these shiny links:

The Main Site

The Current Humor Collection

The 8th Grade Archive

(Oh yeah, and blame me, Michael, Laura, Sonya, Kathy, Emily, Abby, Tyler and way more people than I can name for what you encounter on this site. Actually, to be more specific: if you like it, blame me. If you didn't like it, blame everyone else. That will be all!)