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Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about katamaris, REAL KATAMARIS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Steve and I can't stop thinking about katamaris.  These things are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Katamaris are sticky balls.

2.    Katamaris roll ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the katamari is to roll around and clump stuff up.

Weapons and gear:

Katamari Cousins                           Shooting Stars   

Royal Presents

Testimonial:

Katamaris can roll up anything they want!  Katamaris roll up entire cities ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These things are so crazy and awesome that they go out of control ALL the time.  I heard that there was this katamari that was rolling by a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the katamari rolled up the whole town.  My friend Zac said that he saw a katamari totally roll up some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that katamaris have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will roll you up too!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Katamaris are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These things are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Katamaris are fast, round, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start bowling next year.  I love katamaris with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about katamaris?

A: Katamaris are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they'll roll up anything, but on the other hand, katamaris are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that katamaris are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other sticky balls, katamaris can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do katamaris do when they're not rolling up people or rolling out of control?

A: Most of their free time is spent being sent to earth, but sometime they turn into stars.  (Ask Zac if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Zac rolling up Virgo.

He's a bit younger than me and has a 435m Katamari,

which is bragable.

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