1. Thou shalt not have a Morgan Bag
2. Thou shalt not listeneth to Justin Timberlake
3. Thou shalt not scream if a) thou breaketh thine fingernail or b) thou goes within three metres of mud
4. Thou shalt not be horrified of going outside without makeup on
5. Thou shalt not read sappy sappy books about sappy sappy girls who live in a sappy sappy world
6. Thou shalt not dig for compliments
7. Thou shalt not have an obsession with thine reflection
If you keepeth these rules, you have a good chance of retaining a soul.
