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Xclusive part 2-Paul's alien confrontation scandal!
Greetings!
XF here, and I have finally finished the long awaited interview with
Paul Phoenix regarding his confrontation with...THE ALIENS! Here's the
downlow.
Paul Phoenix, a big time Tekkener for sure! Paul was once in his prime of being the toughest man around,...
After failing to prevail in the T3 and the T4 tournament, his glory days diminished and he became sad.
Suddenly, a light of hope hit Paul in his flat-top one day. Paul knew that if he could prove to the world that he IS the strongest man there is, he would win back the respect that he lost. And that plan was...
Obivously, people thought that Paul was just an old wash-scrub trying to get attention. The media didn't want to take up an interview with him, but i was open and willing to take up an interview with him.
"Mister Phoenix, word has it that you are going to space. For what reasons?" I asked."SIMPLE! I'm strivin' to be the STRONGEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!
There aint no better way t'prove m'point by goin' to outer space and takin' on them aliens!"
said the cocky Paul Phoenix.
"BUT...aliens? really..." I chuckled.
"What..? Ya don't BELIEVE ME?!" growled Paul.
"I believe you, it's just that aliens are sort of...hard to find, y'know. How will you find them?" I asked.
"HAH! well, they'll find me..." said Paul.
Paul snatched the microphone from me! Pointing at the skies, he shouted....
"Anytime; anywhere! BRING IT ON,YA ALIENS!!" Paul jogged off to begin this alien domination plan.
Did the plan succeed? You'll see!
A few weeks later, Paul made it into outer space and trained hard to fight up against...the aliens. More weeks later, people began to wonder if Paul would ever come home again. BUT....
As a strange result of Paul's challenge plea against the aliens, many strange "sightings" started to appear all over the world...day after day.
One month later, I recieved an email from Paul. He said that he's pretty bored and there are no aliens taking up his challenge. He wondered if aliens even existed...WELL PAUL, I have this to say:
YES, the aliens are here! We are under attack by these bottle head goons. They're askin' for the one who cried out "anytime; anywhere! bring it on, ya aliens!"
Paul traveled to another planet to search for the aliens...not even knowing that the aliens are now here on earth! After some hard negotiations with the aliens, they finally left us all alone.
Now that Paul is happy and away...I think it is best for him to stay gone because no one will be happy to see him back on earth!
This is Xiao-Fury Signing off!
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