Greetings! I'm Xiao-Fury and
today I'll share with you the most classified information on one of the
most dangerous, yet likeable men of Tekken. Behold, Bryan Fury. Yes,
Bryan is everyone's favorite lunatic. As it is told, Abel abandoned him
once the Mishimas opened up a window for Abel to work. This left Bryan
all by his lonesome. As Bryan cybornetics begun to run dry, it was only
a matter time before Bryan would kick da-bucket! Bryan told me that he
was very sad at the fact of being abandon...BUT there are always two
sides to every story! I took a visit to the UNDERGROUND record industry
to find Abel and ask him on why did he REALLY abandon Bryan.
Abel's confession.
"Bryan-this, Bryan-that.
It's was always what HE wanted! Why, there wasn't a SINGLE day when I
could relax or recieve praises from him for bringing him back to life. I didn't
have to bring the little INGRATE back to life, you know. I could have
easily brought back Elvis or Tupac, for pete's sake.
Bryan never appreciated
anything. He would laze about, complain about not having the ability to
shoot fire balls, or fly, and he never wanted to do my groceries! (I'm
a wanted man, you know. I can't show my face to the public....but
that's between you and me!) Why did I abandon him? He ASKED for it. I
hope he rots in HECK!"
During my interview with Abel, Bryan suddenly appeared. And unfortunatley...he heard everything.
"What did you JUST SAAAY?!"
growled Bryan.
"B..B...Bryan! I was just complimenting you on...uh...oh boy."
What happened next was truly un caused for in my opinion, but Bryan said something that made me consider that maybe...Abel was telling the truth.
"TAKE THIS!!" THAT'S FOR NOT PAYING ME FOR ALL MY SERVICES TOWARDS YOU!! NEXT TIME, TEACH ME HOW TO FLY!!"
Bryan went on a rampage and it was time for me to get-on-outta there!
While
the issue of Bryan being a snob towards Abel (or visverca) remains a
mystery, I think it is best for me to keep clear of Fury and to
definitely keep him on his...happy side. (if he has one)