WELCOME 

Hello and welcome, my name is George Baker some of the infomation on this site is quite old..

I would like to start off by telling you about a fantasic way to get anything you want...from sweets, to ipods!

All you have to do is fill out ,Quizs,tests, and simply click links...Once you have earned points you can spend them!!

So, are you ready!! Click on the ad below!

This game is called bubble trouble

 I like www.runescape.com because you can speak to other people (even through i am muted) and you can get levels up (e.g range,cooking,fishing,) and on 5/12/06 i was level 41 wood cutting and my combat was 47. But in 2008 september (2 years later) i was level 60 woodcutting and 75 combat. The highest lvl you can get is 138...hope you like the game! Some of my friends are over level 80 (i just can't wait till i'm lvl 80) I no a great wesite called sals realm which is a quest guide and it helps u alot. (ALSO: rune hq, zybez, tip.it)

Runescape Green Dragons

There is a place were there are loads of dragons level 79 and if you kill them you can get dragon hide and sell for 1k each and dragon bones are 2k each i love killing them, as i kill them all the time. If your a noob you will like the stuff on the floor sutch as steel legs ,100gp and also stuff like

Goggle

 TYPE "SALS REAM OF RUNESCAPE"

Short words: 

lol : laugh out loud

kl : cool

omg : oh my god

roflmaopmp : roll on floor laughing laughing my arse off peeing my pants.

Noob: Stupid low level player (knows nothing about the game)

money making

There is a website that i use that helps me so much and has made me like 10mill, i can't give just give it away!

But i'll give you the first 2 sections

1gp-100k=

Mine 1000 clay

100k-200k=

Use 1000 jugs of water on them to turn them into soft clay then sell.

 

 

 

I really like this game ( Simpsons hit and run ). Then i found out about runescape!!! But theres a simpsons hit and run 2 now!

 

Linkin park

I love this band, it's really good, 'faint' is a good song and 'In the end'.

I,v see every harry potter movie. 

(KEEP REMEMBERING RUNESCAPE ROCKS)

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battle axedaggeraxescimitar2h swordhalberdspearsq shieldchain body

                            sweets I love

......bye

jackson : when are we going on our bike ride ?
mum : now!
jackson : ok, but i need to get something...
mum : what do you need to bring ?
jackson : The cat, he needs some fresh air.
mum : ok.
jackson : toootle ven me ja cin.
mum : what are you doing ?
jackson : Teaching the cat to speak blim blom.
mum : oh...what did u say?
jackson : i'm 8 years old, but im also 3
mum : yes, that is very right
jackson : shall i say something to the cat that is very true? mum : ok if u want
jackson :  fur toop nop bum semack
mum : what did you say?
jackson : my mum smells like an old cabbage that is coverd in snot! 
mum : thank you very much!
jackson : no problem
mum : lets go on bike ride now
jackson : no, im only going when i'm 15
mum : ok

( 3 years later )

mum : only 2 years to go

( 1 year later )

jackson : 1 year to go

( 1 year later )

mum : ok, its time to go
jackson : ok lets go

( they walked outside and got on their bikes )

jackson : oh no!
mum : what?
jackson : I forgot to put any of my clothes on!
mum : oh well

(5 people galloped passed on their horse's)

person on horse : hello little naked boy!
jackson : hello

( mum took a big mean looking shot gun out from her bag) ( mum shoots the horses )

jackson : why did you do that??
mum : felt like it (shrugging)
jackson : mmmmmmm.......
mum : what have you seen that look so yummy?
jackson : A big fat juicy bunny!!!
mum : oh delious and look its squished as well

( jackson jumps off his bike and ......eats the fat dead bunny!

mum : looks lovely!!
jackson : yes, it is very nice ( munching away )
mum : ahhh.. we are back home
jackson : ok....whats for tea?
mum : dogs bottom
jackson : and for desert?
mum : ice cream
jackson : yum my favorite
jackson : any poo sauce??
mum : YEP!!!

The end ...

                                                                   party hats 

Party hats are really good, there are all different colour ( you can sell one party hat from 30 mil to 200 mil!!)

here are some party hats.......there are red,yellow,green,blue,purple,white

you can only get them in 2001 from cristmas crackers

some people are so dumb ( thay drop party hats )

(dear zezima

please add zackeron4 ( thats me )

and give me loads of stuff !

from zackeron4)

In 2006 xfactor this person won leona

The person who came second wasraymont   ( ray )

This man was 3rd ben

• Every level is 99 on zezima's accont ( normal level: 138 )

11 / 1 / 07

max hit : 71

alex 1337( lvl 115 )

	Attack		92
	Defence		90
	Strength		99
	Hitpoints		93
	Ranged		75
	Prayer		62
	Magic		81
	Cooking		80
	Woodcutting		78
	Fletching		82
	Fishing		80
	Firemaking		60
	Crafting		58
	Smithing		56
	Mining		68
	Herblore		49
	Agility		58
	Thieving		57
	Slayer		65
	Farming		44
	Runecraft		67
	Hunter	Not Ranked
	Construction	Not Ranked

lost city

Start: Begin by speaking to the Warrior at the campsite southeast of Draynor village.
Skills: 36 Woodcutting, 31 Crafting, and the ability to defeat a level 101 Tree Spirit without any armor or weapons (other than a Bronze/Iron Axe, or a Bow & Arrows).
Quests: None!
What You Need: A Knife, Hatchet and some good food. Teleport Runes are also recommended.
Recommended: Teleport Runes. You must also kill a Tree Spirit in this quest, so it will be helpful to bring supplies with you...
Ranging: To kill the Tree Spirit using a Bow and Arrows, you need and Unstrung Bow, Bowstring, Arrow Shafts, Feathers and Arrow Tips.
Maging: Bring some Runes for attack spells.
Armor: If you'd like to craft some leather armor, you'll need some Leather (of any kind), a Needle, Thread and Studs (to make studded armor).

Getting Started

First off, speak to the Warrior in the campsite located southeast or Draynor Village and he will start telling you about what they are searching for. Ask him "Who is Zanaris?" and he will tell you that Zanaris is not a person; it's a hidden city of treasure! Ask him "How are you finding it if it's hidden?" and he mentions a Leprechaun hiding somewhere in the trees.

The Leprechaun should be hiding in a tree directly west of a nearby Pot respawn. You'll be able to tell which tree it is, as when you hover over it there will be a "Chop Tree" option (as opposed to the usual "Chop-down Tree" option).

When you try to cut his tree, Shamus the Leprechaun will jump out and you'll have to catch him. When you talk to him, he will tell you about the Dramen Staff needed to enter Zanaris.

Entrana

Entrana is an island that can only be reached by boat. The island is watched over by peace-loving Monks, so you'll be unable to bring any weapons of armor to help you. However, you can bring Robes, Amulets and Runes (anything not weaponry).

Note: There have been reports of a monk "appearing" out of nowhere and taking your newly-created weapons and armor, and knocking you out cold and sending you back to Port Sarim, so it might be best to bring extra supplies.

If you're planning to Range the Tree Spirit using a Bow and Arrows, bring an Unstrung Bow, a Bowstring, Arrow Shafts, Feathers and Arrow Tips, along with Food, a Knife and Teleport Runes. Remember, you'll be Fletching your own Bow and Arrows when you reach the island, so bring enough supplies! You can also craft some leather on the island, so bring some Leather, a Needle, Thread (studds if you wish to make Studded Armor). If you're not going to Range it or if you don't want any Leather Armor, just bring a Knife, food and Runes.

Head to Port Sarim when you're ready and speak to 1 of the Monks of Entrana found on the northern pier. Ask to go to Entrana, and he will search you for any weapons and armor. After you're cleared, you'll soon be on Entrana!

Once you're there, Fletch a Bow and some Arrows. Go to the northern part of the island and you'll see the dungeon. Climb down once you are ready, and the Cave Monk will warn you about the danger of the cave (Note: Once you're inside, there's no quick way out, so be sure you're ready!).

The Tree Spirit

Once you're inside of the dungeon, you'll find some level 25 Zombies; kill them until you find a Hatchet. Run past the Greater Demons until you reach the Dramen Tree.

Put Protect From Melee on (if you can), attempt to cut the tree down and you'll be attacked by a level 101 Tree Spirit! It's a difficult fight with just a Hatchet, but it's possible with Prayer. It's easier if you brought a Bow and Arrows or some attack Runes, as you can hide behind the Mushrooms to attack it.

Once the Tree Spirit is dead, chop the Spirit Tree to get a Dramen Branch or 2. Now just teleport out, or run past the Greater Demons through the Portal and into the High-Level Wilderness. Now just cut the Branches with a Knife to get a Dramen Staff.

Zanaris

Go to the little shack in the Lumbridge Swamp, southeast of the Adventurers, wield the Dramen Staff and go inside. You'll be teleported to the Lost City of Zanaris, and you can now explore the entire city! Congratulations, quest complete!

Rewards

• The ability to cut Dramen Branches and make Dramen Staffs.
• The ability to enter Zanaris by wielding the Dramen Staff and entering the Shed.
• You can now wield Dragon Swords and Daggers, and you can buy them from the market in Zanaris by giving a Cut Diamond to the Guard.
• 3 Quest Points

under ground pass

Start: Begin by speaking to King Lathas in East Ardougne.
Skills: At least level 25 Ranged and the ability to defeat level 91 Demons. Good Thieving and Agility (around level 50) is an advantage.
Quests: Biohazard.
What You Need: 2-3 Ropes, lots of food, a Spade, Arrows, a Bow, Plank, Tinderbox and Zamorak Robes. Bring around 525gp for extra food as well.

Getting Started

Firstly, talk to King Lathas in his palace in the western part of East Ardougne. He will tell you to speak to Koftik. Head to the most western part of West Ardougne and speak to Koftik, who will be your guide. Now enter the nearby cave.

Inside the Cave

Inside, you should now find yourself inside of a big cavern (the Underground Pass) with 3 separate paths; don't take the middle one! Climb the rockslides to the north and you should see Koftik near a campfire. Take a few cloths from him and use them on your arrows, and then use the arrows on the fire to get some Fire Arrows. Head north and shoot at the Guide Rope holding the bridge and you should walk across. Do not pull the lever unless you wish to go back to Koftik.

Now pick up a plank near the level 39 Blessed Spiders, head south and then east until you find a big hole with a pole rock on the ceiling. Use your rope with it to climb across, and if you fail you'll need to cross the bottom again and restart the pass. Once you cross the obstacle you'll lose your rope.

The Puzzle

Keep following the path and climb the rocks, and you should come to an area where the Grid Floors are. Everyone's path is different here, but you need to find the correct path to get across safely. If you walk on a bad square, you'll fall through and take damage, and you'll need to climb back up (or you'll keep getting hurt). The path, once found, will always be the same for you, and each square is comprised of 4 mini-squares. You can cross vertically, horizontally, or diagonally. Once you find the correct path, be sure to write it down for later use!

The Orbs

After you're past the puzzle, RUN through the hidden spikes corridor. You should end up in a large area separating in 4 different corridors, with an Altar inside. Pick up the Old Journal, read it, and now you'll need to pick up the Orbs:

• Orb 1: Head north and use your Plank on the Flat (and Trap) Rocks on the floor to cross over them, and then pick up the orb.
• Orb 2: Go northwest, run past the Ogres and Spiders and take the orb.
• Orb 3: Take the west path and use your Plank on the Flat Rocks to get the Orb.
• Orb 4:Head southwest and right-click on the orb when it says "4 More Options." You may have to move the mouse around a bit, and you should see something that says "Search flat rock." Do so and you'll notice that it's a trap. If you have a high enough level it will let you grab the Orb.

Once you have the 4 Orbs, go back to the Furnace near the grid and use them on it. Now you can go under the well, where you can find crates filled with food! Now go into the first jail cell to the south and use your Spade on the Mud Pile, and then cross the ledge. You can either try crossing the bridges here, or you can Picklock the gate if you have 50 Thieving.

Cross the pipe after that, and you'll end up at the Unicorn place. Search the cage for a Railing, and then go up, push the boulder onto the Unicorn and take the Unicorn Horn by searching the smashed cage.

Proceed into the dark tunnel entrance afterwards. Follow the passage past the Zombies and speak with the Paladins to get some food. Kill all 3 of them to get their Badges. Use your Plank on the Flat Rocks to cross over them, and then search the Well. Put the Badges and Unicorn Horn inside, and the doors can now be opened.

The Witch

Now open the doors and you'll be inside of Iban's cave. Head south to the far end of the cave from the east wall, and on the south wall should be an opening; stairs that lead down. Speak with each of the Dwarves, one will sell you food for 75gp each, another talks about a witch that know's Iban's secrets, and the other will give you gauntlets later on.

Make sure that each of them speaks about the witch, and then go upstairs and head to the eastern wall. Take the first path that leads to the center (note: the ledges can be failed, and if you fail you will fall and take damage!) and head to the Witch's hut to the south. Don't touch the door! Search the window and it appears that she is looking for her cat.

Take the east path and then head north to find her kitten. Pick it up and go back to the Witch's house, and then use it on the door to enter. Now search the chest and you should find Iban's Doll and a History of Iban Book. Read the book and you'll now need to find some items of Iban.

Shadow of Iban

Go west of the Witch's house where you'll find 3 Demon Guardians: Holthion, Doomion, and Othanian. They need to be killed. If you have your Bow and Arrows you can handle them, or you can also use Protect From Melee and melee attack them.

Note: You can actually mage, range or hally the Demons. You can stand on the thin path as in the picture to the right.

Once they're dead, take their pendants and open the chest near Doomion to get the Shadow of Iban. Use the Shadow on the Doll.

Iban's Flesh

Go back to the Dwarves and get a bucket from the spawn location. Use it on the barrel in the small shack for some Dwarf Ale. Don't attempt to open the Tomb or you'll take damage! Head east and use the ale on the tomb and burn it using your Tinderbox to get Iban's Flesh, which you can use on the Doll.

Iban's Blood

Head north from the Dwarves and you should find a large canyon full of spiders! Kill the level 89 Kalrag and the blood will be smeared on the doll. Escape the spiders quickly as they will all attack you immediately after Kalrag dies!

The Dove

Get Klank's Gauntlets from the Dwarf that you spoke to earlier, and then go upstairs. Go completely northwest and search all of the cages of the Half-Souless with the gauntlets on until you find a Dove. Use it on the Doll and get ready to defeat Iban!

Defeating Iban

Find you way to the center of the cave and kill an Iban Disciple or 2 to get their Robes of Zamorak and put them on. Only wear the robes now, and don't have any other weapons or armor equipped! Enter the Temple and quickly run to the well and throw the Doll into it. Beware of the spikes coming out of the floor! They knock you back, so you must time it so that you run as soon as they stop coming.

Iban will now die, and you'll get his Staff of Iban, and some Fire and Death Runes! Be sure to have space to get them, as you'll be immediately teleported out. Speak with Koftik and then report to King Lathas to tell him that Iban has been defeated. Quest Complete!

Rewards

• A Staff of Iban - currently the strongest staff in RuneScape; allows you to use Iban Blast. Must be recharged at the well after a number of uses. If lost: kill an Iban Disciple for a Broken Staff and bring it to the Wizard near Hemenster to fix it (for a cost).
• Klank Gauntlets - One of the best items to wear in your glove space. You can get another pair from Klank for 5,000gp if you lose them.
• 30 Fire Runes and 15 Death Runes.
• Agility and Attack experience (depends on level)
• 5 Quest Points

Mining - Ores

Ore	Level Required	Experience Gained
Rune Essence	1	5
Clay	1	5
Copper	1	17.5
Tin	1	17.5
Blurite	10	17.5
Limestone (m)	10	26.5
Iron	15	35
Elemental (m)	20	0
Silver	20	40
Coal	30	50
Pure Essence (m)	30	5
Sandstone (m)	35	60
Gold	40	65
Granite (m)	45	75
Mithril	55	80
Adamantite	70	95
Runite	85	125