HEY KIDS ZAAT BOARD. POST ZAAT LOVE

NEWSSS!!!!!

JUNE 7TH 2007

HEY ZAAT FIIIEENNNDDSS!!!! -MAAT HAD LUNCH WITH LARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -ZAANDO GAVE ERIC WOOD A FRESH TOWEL AFTER HE WASHED HIS BALLS. -BRENDAAT GOT A CREDIT CARD!!!!!! -PAAT FELL OFF THE MOON!!!!

NOVEMBER 3RD 200666.

JUST BEEN FUCKIN GIVEN'R KIDDIES. HOLD TIGHT. IF YOU DIDNT GET THE "RARE AS FUCK PRACTICE TAPE" THERE IS A SECRET STYLE WE RECORDED A DOGS AGE AGO THAT WE HAVE YET TO HEAR BECAUSE MAATS 4TRACK BROKE UP. ALL NEW SHIT. IT'S AWESOME (PROBABLY). SOME FUCKS THINK WE ARE ON HIATUS BUT THATS SOME BULLSHIT. WE ARE BETTER THAN EVER, AND ARE TOURING JAPAN IN THE SUMMER. WE ARE ON THE MOON RIGHT NOW TO PROMOTE OUR NEW LP OUT ON NAUSCOPY RECORDS. THANKS BRENT!!! WE HAVE SENT A SHIP TO PICK YOU UP.

THERE HAS ALSO BEEN SOME TALK ABOUT THE CREDIBILITY OF THE SONG "MASONIC TEMPLE MYSTERY". BUT WHATEVER YOU HEAR IS A LIE!! THOSE DAMN MASONS HAVE BEEN SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT US, HOPING TO SEE US FAIL!!! DON'T BELIEVE THE SHIT!!!!!

-ZAAT, 200666
HAIL SATAN. SEE YA NEXT FUCKING YEAR.

WE KILLED AT BAAAMFEST VOL.2.

BAAAAMFEST VOL.3 IS SOON. DECEMBER 29TH. BE THERE, SUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!

Review of the sweet fucking 3" released MAY 29th by TEZUO HIRAMIYA

This is the gold! I fuckin' can't stop listen to ARIGATO. Distort so good! Zaat play so fast! I scream when think about Zaat. I hope I can go Truro to seem them one day. ODE TO PAAT kick everyone ass. FUCCCCKK!!!

IF YOU MISSED YOUR CHAENECE TO GETA ZAAT 3", YOU LOSE!!!! DON'T MISS BAAAAMFEST 3.

Oh yeah! Paat joined the band last year, just before BAAAAAAMFEST VOL.1.

PICTURES!!!! (most by paat!)


Zaat Day! May '04!



BAAAAMFEST VOL.1 (JAN, '04!)

FIGHHTTT!!!!

VOL. 2!!! MAY '04!!


REMEMBER KIDS, ZAAT IN HALIFAX DECEMBER 23RD. ZAAT AT BAAAMFEST DECEMBER 29TH.

DISCOGRAPHY!!!

DEMO SUMMER '03 A BUNCH OF SONGS ON A TAPE, IT WAS PRETTY GOOD, INFEST AND A SPAZZ COVER.
HILARY CLINTON GETS THE ZAAARTIAN BRAINFREEZE!! CD! FIRST RELEASE WITH PAAT, IN LATE DECEMBER OF '03.
AROUND THE SAME TIME, WE RECORDED 4 BADASS TRACKS FOR AN NS PUNKSITE COMP PUT OUT BY TOBIAS. FUCK YOU!
IN MAY OF '04 MATT WAS BACK FOR A WEEK, AND WE RECORDED A 3" WITH A SWEEET BAND CALLED GAMERA. IT WAS DISTORT AS FUCK. OUR BEST RELEASE SO FAR. THERE WAS ABOUT 45 COPIES MADE. IF YOU DIDN'T GET ONE, YOU SUCK.
NOW SOME GUY, THAT RUNS NAUSCOPY.COM(??) WANTS TO MAKE AN LP, BUT WE HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN A WHILE. ZAAT RECORD SOME DAY. HOPEFULLY SOMETHING NEW SOON TOO.

I'LL UPDATE AGAIN IN LIKE A YEAR OR SOMETHING. STAY EDGE. XXX.

THE LP IS OUT, YOU PROBABLY MISS THE FUCKING BLUE ONE IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW. WWW.NAUSCOPY.COM. THURSTON MOORE REVIEWED IT IN 'ARTHUR' SAID IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME. IF YOU ALREADY HAVE 'HILLARY' IT IS JUST THAT ON LP. THE B-SIDE IS MYSTIC FOOTPRINTS OF ASIA. DON'T FUCKING MISS IT. SUPPORT OUR BEST DOOMBRO BRENT.

AT THE LP RELEASE SHOW WE GAVE OUT FREE RARE AS FUCK PRACTICE TAPES. BASICALLY SONGS EVERYONE HAS HEARD EXCEPT A NEW ONE "FIELD OF DREAMS". CHECK EBAY.

CHECK NEWS ABOUT NEW RELEASES, THERE WILL BE SOMETHING SOON, DON'T WORRY ZAAT FIENDS.


PAAST SHOWS

july 24th? TRURO LEGION WITH CAPITAL DEATH, AND OTHER BANDS WE PLAYED SEVEN SONGS, IT'S ON TAPE SOMEWHERE.

AUGUST SOMETIME NAATALIE PLAYED ORGAN, WE RELEASE OUR FIRST DEMO, A MASK AND A HARD HAT WAS WORN, ZAAAANDY STOOD STILL. TMWSD AND CAPITAL DEATH PLAYED....OTHER BANDS TOO.

NOVEMBER 8TH WE ROCKED MAAT'S BASEMENT WITH CAPITAL DEATH AND TMWSD. WE PLAYED SOME INCREDIBLE NEW MATERIAL. ONLY ZAANDY, BRENDAAT, AND MAAT.

BAAAAAAAMFEST '04 . JAN 3RD! WE KILLED IN MATT'S GARAGE WITH AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS THE BAND FEATURING AEROSMITH AND THE DETROIT RED WINGS, AND CAPITAL DEATH (LAST SHOW [not!]), AND TMWSD, AND OTHER BANDS. FIRST SHOW WITH PAAT, RELEASE OF COMP, AND HILARY.

BAAAAAAMFEST VOL. 2 MAY 29TH MAAT'S GARAGE AGAIN WITH TMWSD, SYSTEM SHIT, GAMERA, AND OTHERS. RELEASE OF 3".

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DECEMBER 23RD - ZAAT PLAYED THE MOST DISTORT SET EVER AT THE PAVILION IN HALIFAX. OUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO THE CITY. THE HOLD PLAYED THAT TOO. AND OTHER BANDS NOT AS GOOD.

DECEMBER 29TH - BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMFEST VOL.3 - MURDALIZER, GAMERA, ZAAT, HARAKIRI, CAPITAL DEATH, UDM. BEST TRURO SHOW EVER. THAT'S THE END OF THE BAAAAAAMFEST TRILOGY. 2004 WAS A GOOD ONE.

AUGUST 5TH 2005 - WE PLAYED WITH THE WOLFNOTE, SEARCHING FOR CHIN AND GAMERA AT THE TRURO CURLING CLUB. BLEW MINDS, OF COURSE.

DECEMBER 20TH 2005 - FIRST TIME ROCKING THE TRURO BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB. WITH THE HOLD AND OTHERS.

FEBUARY 11TH 2006 - LP RELEASE SHOW WITH SYSTEM SHIT AND DISSKUM. WE WERE AWESOME. FUCK.

VARIOUS GRAVEN IMAGES FROM AUGUST SHOW, DECEMBER SHOW (MOSTLY BY DMC), AND LP RELEASE SHOW BELOW




















ZAAT!!!!!!!!!! ZAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <bgsound src="bell.wav" loop=infinite> BRENDANS MOM IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ZAAT. NOW AVAILIBLE!!!! ZAAT ELASTIC BANDS!!!!!!! SHOW YOUR FRIENDS YOUR ALLEGIENCE TO THE UNHOLY UNION OF COW BELL AND ORGAN. JUST SEND A STAMP OR FORTY FIVCE CENTS ALONG WITH PROOF OF PURCHASE TO TO ZAAAAAAT! 61 DUNROMIN AVE. TRURO, NOVA SCOTIA B2N 4M6 THEY ARE SERIOUSLY AWESOME...SEND NOW!!!! And thy god decended down from the heavens and spoke of an evil alliance, three unholy masters of the martial arts, thy god said "LET THERE BE ZAAT" Thy 3 shaolin wooden monk blaster masters from beyond the grave came forth to pay homage to thy sacred cowbell, with its hard black shell and ring...so sweet. Before long thy unholiest of unholies joined in with the satanic kung fu rituals performed by the ZAAT, thy name be COUCHMASTER. CONFUSED? Thy bond between man and catfish is to be kept UNHOLY for thousands of years long. REPENT said thy lord, REPENT. thy three masters did not respond. REPENT thy lord continued, REPENT YOU UNHOLY NINJA PIRATES, OR I SHALL CAST YEE OUT OF THY TRURO. THE THREE UNHOLY NINJA PIRATES DID INDEED RESPOND TO THY LORD, WITH A GONG OF 10,000 COWBELLS AND THE WORDS: "CATFISH CORE BABY!!!!!!!!!!" AMEN THEN PAAT JOINED. WE KICK EVEN MORE ASS NOW.

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