13th Annual Haunted Maze
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Overall
Okay, so we decided to add Sunday as an afterthought a few weeks ago....thinking it would be a good night to take it easy, order some pizza, work out some kinks to get ready for THE BIG SHOW on Monday.......Sunday won't be busy, right?  NOT!!!!  This "no taking a break, there's too big a line" thang is what we like to call a "Quality Problem"......Hell yeah, we are hot and sweaty, and thirsty and hungry....wanna come out and say hi to friends - BUT- LONG LINES ARE WHAT WE LIVE FOR!!!! Thanks a bunch for the turn-out tonight!!! (and if anyone is aware of a fricken fog machine that ALWAYS works just fine, let us know about it, okay? The cranky clowns would appreciate it) 


Overheard

"For Reals!!!!!!! For REALS!!!!!!! FOR REALS!!!!!!! How do we get OUT OF HERE!!!!!!"  (older brother in family of five, experiencing the carnage in the clown room) Hey, the Family that Mazes together stayzes together......

"MOMMY!  MOMMY!  MOMMY????????"  (motherless child abandoned in Butcher Shop) Fear induced psychosis on her part, Im sure...but that Mommy LAYED TRACKS!!!!!

"I think I S**T my pants.....F**K YOU GUYS!!!!" (stinky guy in the driveway) fresh outta pampers, sorry pal.......

Thanks everyone!



 


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