13th Annual Haunted Maze
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Overall

Another GREAT night at the Maze.  We can't believe how smooth things are going this year.....no walls knocked down, no techie nightmares.  The Horror Gods are with us so far......Hmmmmmm, maybe we should offer up some human sacrifices tomorrow night to keep up their favor????

 Thanks to everyone who came out (with ONE exception: to the little BOY all of 11 years flashing his gang signs in the Butcher Shop....man, we don't know where you think you were...get a life, poser.)

Awesome night! Awesome scares!



Overheard

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!" the only guy in a group of girls, yellow shirt and glasses, bringing up the rear.... (sorry for the push into the clown room, big guy....NOT)

"They can't HURT you, they CAN'T hurt you, THEY CAN"T HURT YOU!!!"  big brother trying to scoop little sister up off the floor in butcher shop.....(ever hear of mental abuse, son?)

"Oh my GAWD!!! What ARE you??? Can I take your picture??"  happy customer givin the "Fat Lady" her props outside during the break.....(hope ya had a panoramic lense, yo!)

"  <silence>  "  poor, shirtless young man passed out on the curb after his turn in the MAZE resulted in a particularly nasty bout of hyperventilating.....(sorry, fresh out of paper bags, little man)

 

To be continued.....



 


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