You Don't Know Emo

Take note: The site's been updated. Go ahead and look. The Emo and Mall Emo pages have been completely re-done, besides the band lists. Also, we're probably going to take down the shoutbox on the frontpage, due to fucking cunts who actually think it's funny to spam it.

Namaste,

The Staff

Well, Marissa and I had a baby. And his name is Brian. Our newest staffer.

Brian's a friend of mine, and he was a friend of mine when I first started the site. He and Marissa were the first people to see the site, and they've been the ones who have helped me whore the site, so I figured it was only fair that they both became staffers. I added Marissa last night, and now Brian's here. Guess I have to change the subtitle of the site, now that we've got some testosterone in the mix.

Also in the news: Last night (the nervous light of June 30th), I got offline, and left Marissa alone, working a bit on the site. I logged on, and what did I find? A NEW LAYOUT! I admit, I was shocked, but it's for the best. It looks way better than the original layout, which was waaay too ameteur. Hoo-rah for Marissa! She also changed the page titles and changed the 'yay, mp3s' page a bit. There's a reason I love this girl to pieces.

Namaste,

The Staff

I am proud to announce we have a new member. That's right.
If you haven't noticed, the names of things have changed. The banner says "Now with 100% More Estrogen!"

Why is that? Well, one can do it alone, but it really takes two to fuck with the scenies.

My dear friend Marissa, who helped with a lot of things around the site, and I figured it was about time she joined the ranks. You'll notice she has her own section on the Author page (Now 'THE YDKE TEAM'), and she'll soon begin work on a section devoted to the essentials for newbies, and (hopefully!) a section for reviews.

Also, we have an email address! Since I'm not completely in charge of this bitch anymore, we have a new address. You can now contact us at youdontknowemo@gmail.com, and one of our surly YDKE monkeys will respond to you.

Namaste,

The Staff

Okay, to most, this is no big accomplishment. "So what? Someone mentioned you in a fucking quiz? Big deal, faggot!"
Well, to me, that's big news.
I was checking on how cool I am (I googled the site and checked out whose mentioned the site) and I came across THIS SITE! Naturally, I was stoked! It's no big accomplishment, of course, but I enjoy the fact that people actually know about the site.
So, I'd like to give a shoutout to xemosaurusx on QuizFarm, and thanks for giving me something to smile and tell Brian about. You rock.

Also, it seems we have a German following. I don't know why, but a lot of German language sites mentioned us. I guess the Germans are as angry about Mall Emo as I am.

Namaste,
Dorian

Dear sweet holy Christ! It's been forever since I updated this fucker!
Most people have been wondering: Where the fuck have I been? What year are you stuck in?
Well, I've finally got off my lazy ass (or got back on it, whatever you see fit) and decided to update this bitch. You'll notice the lists have been slightly updated, and a new section will been added to the Mall Emo section, entitled "A New Power Is Rising", and it will briefly outline the atrocities of the newest form of evil, known as Panic! At The Disco. I had written the article, and was quite happy with it, but I'd timed out on the site that I host from, so I had to scream (quite loudly, I must say) and leave it for another day, as it was erased. And booy, was it a doozy.

And to all of you who have sent me mail telling me how much it means that I know what the fuck I'm talking about, I thank you for your kind words. And to those of you who don't like what I've got to say, well, I'll politely laugh at you and give you the Superfinger.

Thank you, and Namaste,
Dorian B.

P.S., if you enjoy the site, and like my work, kindly mention me to your friends, or at least give me a shoutout on your MySpace. In fact, if you hate my guts, say so on your MySpace. Free publicity is good publicity, right? Besides, I enjoy being hated. It means people are talking about me.

I went to the Wiki page a couple of nights ago, to check a source. To my sheer horror, I found that the page had been, sad as it is to say, Scene'd. I tried revert the page to it's original content (Wiki has a handy feature that you can use to see what's been updated), only to find myself in an Edit War with some person (not even the Scene-r), and I decided to just fix the link to my page that was on there (What can I say? Gotta pimp the site!), and left it be. Hopefully, someone will come along and un-fuck it. We can only hope.

R.I.P. WikiEmo