You Don't Know Emo

Hate us!

Believe me, we don't mind you sending us hate mail at all. In fact, we may even post it here, for all the world to see! Send your Hate Mail to indiefreak@gmail.com. But remember, be smart about it. If you must mock us, do not say "ur an idiot" or anything like that. Spell Check is one of the most useful tools in the modern man's arsenal, make sure you use it.

Also, I would enjoy people sending me stuff making fun of Mall Emo kids. If I like it, I'll put it on the More Like... MTVmo! segment.

People hate me!

Prepare yourself for this. It is absolute stupidity. Beyond all possible reason.


From: Naty Albarracin
To: indiefreak@gmail.com
Date: Jul 8, 2005 8:07 AM


Subject: HEY I LUV UR SITE!!

YA RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! i saw everythin u said about mcr well more like gerard well i say u should judge him cauz u dont no him! if u havent herd all of there music well then u should !! i have met them cauz i have gone to 2 of there concerts and i have met frankie,gerard,bob and mikey not ray and i only got to spend most time with bob but the rest of really sweet and they love there music 4 u to trash them like that hey "it" stop talkin i have about 200 ppl who want to hurt u right now! i can get a list of ppl signing there name if u would like .....we want to tie u ^ rip ur skin of layer by layer and ur meet layer by layer  then shoot u a couple of times! then make u watch ur loved 1s die then u will and go to hell! but dont worry i would do it its just how i feel! and about 200 other ppl! and pluse im not a bitch like that!! ok well i am but mcr is more important to me then the world if i had to save either the world or mcr i would pick mcr and kill everyone else on earth!!! even my family!!!!!!!!!! well ill save my mom and my grandparents on her side but thats all and mcr and kill everyone else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OTHER PPL!!! i hope u no that the more u do that the more everyone loves mcr!!!!!!!! and its true "it" i bet u listen to shit like 50 cent,usher and stupid as ppl like that ! those ppl r ppl i want to kill anyone that has to do with rap this world should only be rockers and no one else and rockers who only like good music like mcr who ever doesnt like mcr is goin to hell!!!!!!!! aww ur "it" "it" is going to hell.....ALLLLLLLL WELLLLLL! ya "it" from a child called "it" HAVE A HORBLE LIFE "IT" U AND UR MOTHER FUCKING FAMILY BITCH o and u can say anythin bout my family cauz i dont care about them trust me i wish i was either dead then live with them or just not hear!

My response? "You are an embarassment.".

UPDATE: First bit of hate mail

Hello, friends. As you know, I love it when people send me hate mail. Well, imagine my surprise when I arose this afternoon, turned on my computer, and checked my email, to find a gibberish subject. I knew this could mean only one thing....HATRED!!! I gleefully opened it up, to find, what else, hate mail. I show it to you now, almost unedited and in it's entirely:

knmhkfng   Inbox  10:13 am (1 hour ago)

vivian gabriela martinez castellanos  to me

HI!!! I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR WEBSITE... I THINK IT SUXS..... DO YOUKNOW THAT
MOST OF THE BANDS YOU LISTED IN YOUR EMO THINGIES ARE REALLY NOT EMO!!! DO
YOU KNOW THAT SIMPLE PLAN IS NEVER THOUGHT OF BEEING EMO..... WEEZER
SUXS.... WEEZER ARE EMO POSERS!!! IF YOU THINK YOUR A BIT EMO... FUCK OFF
YOUR NOT.. THE THING THAT REALLY MAKES YOU EMO EMO... IS  MUSIK THAT MAKES
YOU EMOTIONAL.. SO IF YOU THINK YOU R SO INTELLIGENT CRITIZISING EMO NESS!!!
FUCK OFF!!!!!! REALLY.... GET A
LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



      VIVIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I did not add the VIVIAN!!!!!! part. That was hers.

Because of this, I bring you:

DORIAN BLACK'S E-GUIDE TO HATE MAIL:

  • 1) Don't use caps.
This is one of the biggest hate mail, or any mail, mistakes that you can ever make. First of all, it looks like you're yelling. And if that's the point, reconsider just how much of a fucking moron it makes you look like. If you find yourself using all caps for anything, erase what you have written, and re-write it. If you find that you have sent anything with all caps, turn off your computer, and, in true Mall Emo form, slit your wrists. Remember kids, it's 'down the road', not 'across the street'. MAKE IT COUNT!

  • 2) Proof-read your e-mail.
Another damaging mistake you can make is a lot of typos. Nothing makes you look stupider than calling someone an 'ideot'. Always use the Spell Check button, or F7. If your email program does not have this, copy the contents of your e-mail to a Word doc (That's 'document' for short), and spell check it there. Also, make sure it makes perfect sense.

  • 3) CHECK YOUR FACTS.
First of all, the fucking morons are probably squealing with glee at my use of the caps lock button in the title of this one, and are about to send mail, saying 'HAY DORIAN U UZD CPS LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!1', and I welcome that mail, but that's beside the point.

I have gotten countless messages, telling me that My Chemical Romance and The Used aren't big where they live, but that they live in Scotland, or Canada, or whatever. You must take into account the market change between me, in the US, and you, in whateverstan. It's common law that when changing countries, you have to remember that the people like different things. For instance, Europeans are ga-ga over football, but we, besides calling it 'soccer', don't like it as much. Is it any wonder that we like different music? Always remember, people are different (and quite stupid) in America.

  • 4) Be smart.
I take it back, being a fucking idiot is the worst mistake that you can make. I don't care if you type all in caps, or misrepresent everything I have said, but please, be smart. I don't care if you're on summer break, or if your not at school, that's no excuse to be an idiot. Always use English.