She's so stupid ..

x -- She called me to get my phone number.

x -- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

x -- She put lipstick on her head because she wanted to make up her mind.

x -- She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

x -- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

x -- She tried to drown a fish.

x -- She thought a quarter back was a refund.

x -- She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

x -- She tripped over a cordless phone.

x -- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

x -- She asked for a price check at the dollar store.

x -- She studied for a blood test.

x -- She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

x -- When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved.

x -- When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

x -- When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airplane left" she turned around and went home.