"I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave."
"Mom! Dad! It's evil! Don't touch it!"
"Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway."
"Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong?"
"Cause your not quite evil enough. Your semi-evil, your quasi-evil, your the margarine of evil, your the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not "evil" enough."
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence!"
"Heaven won't have me, and hell's afraid I'll take over.
"It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"Don't take life to serious, you'll never come out of it alive."
"Join the army, meet new people, kill them."
"Follow the tradition that's been followed for centuries...DIE!!"
"Excuse me, do you take poison in your tea?"
"I'm an angry scientist, not a mad scientist!"
"I am a creature of which you have never seen the likes of before, NOW FEAR ME!!"
"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"The report of my death was an exaggeration."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch."
"Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend."
"Suicide is a way of saying to god :: You can't fire me! I quit!"
"Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind."
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!"
"It shouldn't be "When wild animals attack" It's more like... "When stupid people get attacked (or bitten or eaten or whatever the case is)."
"You don't know me, you don't know my style, I'm nothing but an innocent girl with a bad-ass smile."
"See my halo nice and shiney? Mess with me I'll kick ur hiney."
"Don't hate me because I'm beautifull! Hate me because...well...okay! Hate me because I'm beautifull!"
"East to the sea, west to the lands, death to the girl who touches my man!"
"I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me!"
"I don't need your attitude, I've got one of my own!"
"What you see is what you don't get, so drool on, dream on, MOVE ON!"
"You just lost the chance you never had."
"You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, Right?!"
"Love aint blind, chances are, you ARE."
"Reality sucks! I'm gonna keep on dreaming."
"You're looking at perfection. And it ain't you!!!"
"I'm not smiling at you! I'm trying not to laugh!!!"
"Can I have your picture? I collect nature disasters."
"For all those that talk about me. thank you for making ME the centre of YOUR world."
"I'm cool, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not."
"Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried."
"He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."
"People who say that money is the root of all evil don't have any."
"The sun also shines on the wicked."
"The devil was the first democrat."
"Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party."
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."
"Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems."
"Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil."
"The greatest of all evils is a weak government."
"Hell is empty and all the devils are here."
"Evil, what is evil? There is only one evil, to deny life."
"The Devil, can sometimes do a very gentlemanly thing."
"Evil is easy, and has infinite forms."
"Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty."
"We believe no evil till the evil's done."
"Neutral men are the devil's allies."
"I make peace and create evil."
"Love is the slowest way of suicide."
"I wish I could gather all my tears so I could f*cking drown you in them!"
"The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apoligize for bleeding on your shirt."
"Excuse me I think you forgot to give back my heart after you so kindla ripped it out for me."

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"Don't anger me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
"I can only be nice to one person per day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either."
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."
"A diplomat is somebody who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way."
"Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not."
"Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere."
"Life's too short to dance with ugly people."
"I like cats. They taste like chicken."
"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."
"Don't steal. The government hates competition."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level."
"Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?"
"Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young."
"I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?"
"This vehicle swerves and hits pedestrians at random."
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."