Hello and welcome to the downhome country website of Yellow Teeth Chronicles. Who are we? From right to left, our names are General Patrick Da Gourdin, Lieutenant Pierre Ab der Mauer, and Captain Andrew Spaulding. We as a collective were born in the land of sorrows, grew up in Misery, and now live at the corner of Pain Street and Depression Avenue. Just for your information, Gen Patrick plays guitar and sings LEAD VOX, Lieutenant Pierre hits things and provides juiceBOXes, and Captain Andi [myself] plays BASS. And nothing else. Most of our songs can be heard by listening to the screams of dying children. So far we haven't got a MySpace up or whatever. So don't even TRY it. :@ :@ :@ Tea? Oh. Um. Yeah. We'll be putting up pictures. And maybe... a blog or something? Whatever. Until Halloween, we're busy. Somehow, the false happiness that the dead provide keeps us busy until we can't feel our own pain. We're forced to fake a smile and ask for the good times. -Captain Andrew Spaulding

Click here to read about General Patrick.

Click here to read about Captain Andi.

Click here to read about Lieutenant Pierre.

Click here to read the blog

Click here to see HOT PICZ!!