Introduction

DISCLAIMER: If you are not mentioned henceforth, then we apologise sincerly and will send you a big cake sometime. Thankyou. Mia and Peter are the best. Ha.

Yellow Pagoda is a witty new Radio comedy from the same people that brought you nothing else. There are 6 main members of the show, these are Big Pete, a massive man who towers above us all; Mark (And Mia, my very special partner), the man who made this website; Colm, the argumentative Scottish guy; Mike + attachment, the one who has found love (once again) with a very gorgeous and sexiful young muffin (this is getting a bit long now); Little Pete, the man behind Infinata (our adaptation at least; to save any copyright scuffles) and the man who owns the Camcorder; and there's (Super and Supreme) Chris, the one who Mark has forced to write this (which is now regulary updated by everyone using brackets :P).

Many people also dispute about the existence of another character, a man known only as Craig, some say that he actually lives in a Yellow Pagoda and only joins in with the show in times of great need and others say that he and Top Gears Stig are the same, but to understand this we have to find out how Yellow Pagoda was formed.

In 1945, at the height of the England-Wales war we discovered that the Nazis had created a theorem which stated that Pagodas were in fact better than any other kind of engineering Genius (except from perhaps the Deadlyphant). This caused great confusion in the Welsh community and many people think this is what caused the end of the War. Cheese was brought into the equation when an argument began around whether cheese could be moulded into the shape of a Pagoda as it is both yellow and would be in the shape of a pagoda. All and all a very dull story and Yellow Pagoda had very little to do with it, as we weren?t actually alive in 1945.

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