The Teddyz

Welcome friends to the land of the Teddyz, Come and join us by the fire and share some wine and meat for soon we go south to lands of Curtainia to pillage and steal form there Lords,

Yes we are the Teddyz and we are small in number, We have a leader by the name of Fisheggz who was the founder of the Teddyz creating the northern alliance between all the tribes North of curtainia. This threat that he has created is responsible for the called noble Knights of curtainia putting a bounty on his head for anyone who dares claims it, many of the troops find it amusing how they would rather pay gold as opposed to claim it themselves. Fisheggz is wise in the ways of war but with out is loyal brothers this allegiance would soon fall apart.

Ipsofacto is Fisheggz right hand man, he deals with all the more subtle management of the Teddyz, He is head of intelligence and is discoverer of the super cookie (he says the trick is getting the balance between physical love and mental just right). Ipso ability to extract information form anyone is well know and he has often walked in the halls of the curtainian Knights and shared there drinks and laughed at there jokes with out them even knowing him for who he is.

Rougster is Fisheggz most trusty general and has been very successful in turning the teddyz in to a well trained fighting force, His ability has been tested and proven many times, once during a routine raid for coin and steel we encountered a mid sized garrison that was waiting for us in the woods of floopy cheese. Rougster managed to trick the knights spotting the trap and sending a 3rd of his troops the long way round to attack the knights from behind and then charge them from the front. Ever since then the Knights have been determined to wipe us out. He also has a pritty beard.

Don’t Look Angry is a new man to join the ranks, He is yet proven but he has eaten many cookies and drank much wine and has made a noticeable difference in the Teddyz healing many a man, Most people before battle make sure they have there sword and sheild but not this Teddy, He likes to bring a comb as he knows it is importaint to keep your fur pritty

Top banana is also a new man to join us. He is a leader of a team far over the sea and has joined are cause because he like cookies hugs and is also partial to a bit of drink. He has proven a very trusty ally and his constant supply of tropical bananas has been a wonder in a land full of snow and rain. He also has the wounderous ability to look alot older then he is, weather this shall remain a good thing when he reaches fourty is yet to been seen.

MavericDando is now a mystery to us Teddyz, once a man of great power and now a knight of the curtain. He had the longest fur out of all the teddyz and now he wares armor like a knights which I am sure you shall agree just looks silly. He also managed to eat 20 gummy bears only using his nose. We miss him dearly but shall none the less enjoy getting them gummy bears back from his nose using the pointy end of are sticks