Stages of Tiredness
The first stage of tiredness is YAWNING. In this stage, you just can't seem to stop yourself from yawning. You open your mouth to say hey to someone, and the next thing you know your in mid-yawn and your "hey" comes out distorted.

The second stage of tiredness is when EVERYTHING IS FUNNY. Someone says something that usually would sound stupid, or even make no sense to you, and yet you laugh. You find yourself almost in tears from laughing.

The third stage of tiredness is HAPPINESS. In this stage, its like you see someone who looks good and your like "ooh hey wanna come home with me?" and your just giggly. More so than usual.

The fourth stage of tiredness is NODDING. In this stage, you find yourself constantly nodding. If someone says something to you, your like "yep.. mmhmm *nod*" No matter what is said, your finding yourself nodding like an idiot.

The fifth stage of tiredness is the GRUNT. In this stage, the only comment your making is "ugh." You continue grunting -- yet you don't realize it.

The sixth stage of tiredness is the ZOMBIE/STARING. In this stage you hear what people are saying to you, but you know know what they're saying. Your listening but you don't know what the fuck they're really talking about. You just hold a smile on your face and stare at them.

The seventh stage of tiredness is ANGER. In this stage, whenever you hear someone talking, you find that your every comment is "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" You get angry, and highly intolerable.

The eighth and final stage of tiredness is the BED. When you go home, hit your forehead, lay your head in your hands and say "GOOD-BYE WORLD!"

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