"It's kinda weird when I'm in the store buying tampons and somebody takes a picture."

"So I'll be working out, and I'll think 'What am I doing?'.  I need some candy."

"For some reason, people get a kick out of my clothing."

"Everyone always asks: 'why haven't you gotten a boob job yet?', but I kind of like my 12-year-old boobs."

"The people who worked at the clubs just assumed I was a tagalong girlfriend or groupie. I'd get up on stage and the audience was just like, "Show me your t*its!" I had nothing to show anyway!"

"I watch my niece going, "Oops, I did it ..." and gyrating, and I'm like, "You're only 5. Stop it." But then again, I go around in a bathing-suit top. I don't have a boob job, so I can get away with it. My niece and I look pretty much the same in a bathing-suit top [laughs]."

"One time, a guy said he worked for Hugh Hefner and gave me a card. I thought it was funny."

"I think what makes a man sexy is not being self-aware. That's what's really cute to me."

"Everybody wants the perfect body, even though there's no such thing. You just have to be happy with what you've got. When I look at the video for "Don't Speak," all I see is my stomach rippling like a jelly doughnut in slow motion during the live performance. I asked my girlfriend who directed it, "Can you cut that part out?" And she said, "No. That's all the guys in my office are talking about." So is my jelly-roll stomach sexy? I don't know. But they though so."

"I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm A geek."