We have to write on a topic everyday, I'll see if i can conjure up some more funny ones to post. I have more now, but dont feel like typing them now.

Journal topic: Do you think cats or dogs make better pets?
My response: I think dogs make better pets. Dogs are the same as cats, but they do more stuff. Dogs can be nice and playful, but they can also protect you. Dogs can kill things like rabbits because rabbits shouldn’t be near the house. Or if some black guy comes around a dog can chase him off.

Journal topic: what is your favorite sport?
Side note: my favorite sport is basketball, have never, and will never play tennis.
My response: My favorite sport is tennis. Tennis is a good sport for playing and watching. Whenever I play tennis I try to hit the other person because that way you score and you weaken your opponent. I also have to try not to get hit with the ball. Tennis isn’t as fun to watch because they are too good and don’t get hurt. Sometimes for fun we set the tennis ball on fire and use it. That adds some excitement to the game.

Journal topic: Who is your favorite teacher?
Side note: the day before, I was a second late and he sent he to the office
My response: My favorite teacher is Mr. Blue. Mr. Blue is a very nice teacher. He doesn’t freak out and send you to the attendance office if your 1 second late or something like some sort of spazz. Also I like him because its a easy class and I’m a good stud3nt so I don’t really have to do anything. It’s great.

Journal topic: What was your best Halloween costume ever?
Side note: Obviously never had a costume like this.