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| Bathroom Related Away Messages Nature
is calling and I'm answering!
HELP! I'm trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please help me... Hello... Hello.. Uh-oh i think someone is coming.
I'm taking advantage of indoor pluming! I'll be right back!
Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Being a drone, I make sure to do this. Unfortunately it does have some side effects... Leave a message, I'll be back soon.
It's that time of week again. I am in the shower.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ If your wondering where the P is... its about to run down my leg in a second.
When you got to go, you got to go.
I am not here I'm on the potty, but don't leave if you're a hotty
I am taking a shower. By the way %n(their screen name) you are starting to smell you need to take one too!
I'm in a foreign land far far away... Oh wait, this is just the bathroom.
Making an offering to the porcelain god... be back in about 20 minutes.
Hey I am relieving myself, I'll be back when its all over.
Phone Related Away Messages I
like long walks especially when
there taken by people like you.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but %n(their screen name) abuses the privilege.
The Village called and said they were looking for %n(their screen name). They're missing their Idiot.
%n(their screen name), it's ok, half the people in the world are below average too.
Oh dear! Looks like %n(their screen name) fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message.
Listen %n(their screen name), if I wanted to talk to you, I would be here wouldn't I?
All the idiots of the world have surronded one computer... yours.
I obviously don't want to talk to you right now, so leave a message and I'll be sure to ignore it.
I'm obviously doing something more important than you.
If a thousand people love you, I am in that thousand. If a hundred people love you, I am in that hundred. If ten people love you I am in that ten. If only one person loves you, you guessed it, that person is me! Ahh... sorry.. as of right now, I am not here. You know what that means!
I'm not here right now because I'm waiting for %n(their screen name) to get offline.
School Related Away Messages Beleeve
it or not i am aktually at klass
tyring two git meself en edumacation.....lev
a msage? Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.
It's okay for students to ask dumb questions; they're easier to handle than dumb mistakes.
Don't judge a book by it's movie
I am working hard... or am I hardly working?
I think of class as nap time with background noise.
Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
I am studying, which is something that you should be doing.
Happy Away Messages
Good,
better, best; never let it rest
till your good is better and your
better is best. Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder "What happened?" Which type of person are you?
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the stars.
There's this lost cause I believe in called myself.
Courage is only fear that's said it's prayers.
The lesson is in the struggle, not the victory.
"To
give anything less then your best
is to sacrifice the gift."
Only those who can see the invisible, can do the impossible.
No great work is impossible. The word it self says I'm possible
When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.
It's not where you came from...it's where you're going...It's not what's on you...but what's in you...it's not what you're driving it's what drives you that's important. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Misc Away Messages Food
makes life mmmmm mmmmm better!
I'm getting my tummy refill right now, I will be back when it is full.
Transitive Property of Food:
I'm away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. if your smart, you'll figure out which one it is.
I'm single-handily trying to free the world of hunger, starting with myself.
Filling my tummy with something very yummy.
Free
Beach Screen Saver!
I am at my refrigerating unit...
I'm stuffing my face.
I would talk to you but my mom told me never to talk wih my mouth full.
My stomach is growling and I'm answering.
Filling up my tummy.
Hunger has driven man to insanity,
today it has driven me from my
computer.
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