Well, here's the scoop. He's John Travolta's long-lost twin who was digitally transported to a video game when he was 7 years, 2 months, 4 days, 6 hours, 54 minutes and 8 seconds old, then he was morphed into a Bill Gates-resembling computer guru so he could guest star in Mario Teaches Typing (his favorite game of all time). OK, so really, I just made that up. The next paragraph, however, is true! Really!! If you don't believe me ask Wikipedia!! OK. a> Command activate: engage new paragraph creation for the honor of the Great King Lord Majesty Bowser. paragraph_created. Bowser_rules.exe.

Full Name: King Bowser Koopa

Nicknames: Bowsie, Bowsa, BK (All given to him by me of course!!)

Species: Koopa (That's a funkitized type of turtle that is only found in the Mario Universe!!)

Occupation: King of the Koopas

Age: Late twenties, early thirties? (In Koopa years, of course)

Close Relatives: His sons  Bowser Jr., Lemmy, Larry, Iggy, Ludwig, Morton Jr. and Roy, and his daughter Wendy O.

Hair Color: Well the classification of his hair color would be red, but it's truly bright reddish-orange. And fluffy! I wanna be his hairddresser......

Eye Color: Red. They sparkle like rubies...and they're so intense...ah....

Skintone: Well, let's see...his arms and legs are yellowish-orange, his head is green, his big mouthy thing is peach (not the princess!), his shell is green, and his tummy/horns/shell spikes are also that peachy color.

Height: Like seven feet.

Weight: Well, I don't have any comprehension of anything over 150 pounds, so I'm just gonna say a lot. But he's NOT FAT!! He's just big-boned and tall...and muscular. Check out them biceps!

Intro to Bowser: Bowser's been the main villain in Super Mario games (by Nintendo) for over a decade. Mario is this fat Italian plumber who's the hero, and he's always having to save entire kingdoms, and his homegirl, Princess Peach, from Bowser.

Now, more in depth: Bowser is this super kool firebreathing giant Koopa that's king of the Koopas....but he wants to be king of the entire WORLD!! And he'll go by any evil means to achieve his goal.....hehe......no, seriously. Bowser's a great guy. For a villain he's got a lot of good traits! He's perseverent, smart, creative, funny, ambitious, optimistic, a loving father, and he's not really that mean to Mario. He sometimes is even friendly towards him! And in games when there's dialogue, Bowser says some really funny stuff! Like in "Mario&Luigi Superstar Saga", he doesn't know who Luigi is so he calls him "Mr. Green Mario Brother Guy", and when he finds out that Cackletta stole Peach's voice, he says "How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan!"

So anyways, Bowser's really proud of himself and has a big ego, and wants to make himself look good, and just wants power...so he's always trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. He does so by using evil magic and such, and kidnapping Princess Peach to lure Mario into his traps!!

When he's not doing that, he'll be taking care of his twelve kiddies, hatin' on Mario for defeating him, and playin sports against Mario. And apparently, he writes in a diary, too, and even writes down what the weather was like for each day!

So all in all, Bowsa rocks and DON'T YOU FORGET IT!! Really. Don't. Or he'll burn you to a crisp.

I'm sure you've heard the actual version tons of times, so refreshingly, I have hardly any Mario games, so I'm just gonna make it up!!!

Birth of the Most Awesome Dude Ever

Bowser was born December 27, year 12KX p.d. in Plit years. When he was born, he was so cute that the nurse passed out. His Dad was Morton Koopa, and his Mom was...um...howabout, Sally G. Koopa. They were the former King and Queen of the Koopa Kingdom, but they had hardly any money because they wasted it all on fancy shoes and boomboxes. When Bowser was 2 he already knew advanced algebra and consumer math. So he taught his parents how to manage money. He also offered this alternative: "You know, we're Koopas. We have shells that cover up all our uh-oh spots. Why do we need to waste money on clothes?" From then on, Koopas did not wear clothes.

The Most Awesome Dude Ever Goes to School

Bowser was ready for school when he was 3. Of course no teacher was compentent enough to teach him. He could recite the entire periodic table to his Kindergarten teacher, and she didn't even know what he was talking about. Then he explained Einstein's theory of relativity. She said "Please Bowser, sit down." At that moment, Bowser got his first feeling of his natural superiority over all other living things. "NO ONE GIVES ME ORDERS!!" He shouted, and burned the teacher with his fire breath.  His parents decided to send him to a private school.

The Most Awesome Dude Ever Teaches

At about 6 years old, Bowser knew everything. He didn't need to go to school anymore because he knew every single fact about everything. So instead, he opened his own school and taught Koopas twice his age all the things he knew. If anyone misbehaved, all he had to do was show them his ability to breath fire and they clammed up.

The Most Awesome Dude Ever, a TEEN!

In Bowser's teenage years, he was, of course, the coolest kid on the block. He had all the latest CD's by Jessikoopa Simpson, Jennifer Koopez and the like.  During those years, I was his girlfriend, and even though like 20 other girls wanted to go out with him cuz he's so hot, he only wanted me as a girlfriend.

The Most Awesome Dude Ever Gets Married!

When Bowser was like 20, and I was like, 10, we got married. We couldn't have any kids of our own so we adopted twelve Koopas. Since Bowser's so manly, he wanted all boys, but I finally persuaded him to adopt Wendy, too.

The Most Awesome Dude Ever Inherits the Throne!!

Sadly, Bowser's Dad died shortly after we got married. But Bowser got to be the new king of the Koopas!! He enforced many new laws, like:
*Bring Bowser cool video games and bling bling on a daily basis

*If Bowser says "do something" ya do it.

*If you insult Bowser in any way shape or form, prepare for the most cruel punishment ever: A WEEK OF USING  A TOILET PAPER BRAND OTHER THAN CHARMIN!!

And that's where Bowser is today.

I'm just gonna skip NES games since they made funkitized versions of them for the SNES anyway.

SNES Games

Super Mario Bros 1

This is the first game in which Bowser ever appears! The story's pretty simple: He's kidnapped the princess and turned everybody in the Mushroom Kingdom into blocks and mushrooms and stuff. And he has like a million castles and in each one he's holding some Mushroomers captive, but in the last one, he has the princess.

My Comments: Uh, well, this game is good. And it's......good. I've never beaten it though....it's just so old that it doesn't fall within my skill range I guess. Or maybe it's because there's not enough power-ups. Or maybe it's because Bowser just roxors and I could never beat him because I am a mere foolish mortal. Yeah, it's the last one.

Super Mario Bros 3

Bowser came up with an even better plan than before: to have his each of his seven kids take over each of the seven countries in the Mushroom Kingdom! And just incase that annoying Mario DID happen to beat all of them, he had a back-up plan: kidnap the princess to lure Mario into his secret valley full of deadly warships!

My Comments: Well, uh, I think Bowser's really cute in this one. I mean, even moreso than the other games (if that's possible). Also, lemme brag. I've beaten this entire game twice without using a single whistle.

Super Mario World

His kids were disappointed at their first loss, so he decided to give them another chance at beatin the pants off Mario: they would each take over one of the seven sections of Dinosaur Land, and Bowser would take care of all those Yoshis by trapping them in eggs. And again, if Mario happened to beat them all, Bowser would just wait in his secret valley full of even more obstacles for Mario!

My Comments: How come Bowser's skin is green in this one??!! I don't get it!!

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island

Now this one is going way back in time....all the way to when Bowser and the Mario bros were babies! Bowser's babysitter Kamek foresaw that the two babies would one day defeat little King Bowser, so he attempted to snatch them from the stork. Unfortunately, he only got Luigi, and Mario fell safely down to Yoshi's island where the Yoshis decide to return him to his parents. At the end you get to see Baby Bowser and boy is he so CUUUUTE!!!

"What kind of gween donkey is dat? Me wanna wide! MINE!! MINE!!" - baby Bowsie

My Comments: So, this is pretty much my favorite Mario game ever. Maybe it's the scenery, or the music, or the gameplay, or the INCREDIBLY ADORABLE BABY BOWSER WHO'S SO CUTE AND CUUUUUUUUUUTE, I can't decide which.

Super Mario Kart

Bowser decided to take a break from all his evil plans and go go-kart racing. But before the race he must have had to go up to Mario and say "Well, I have tried to beat you to a pulp and take over your whole kingdom a million times, but it's all cool, right?"

My Comments: Bowser's winning music is so cool. He rules. His music rules. Bowser, overall, RULES.

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

In this game, Bowser is.....drumroll......on Mario's side!! Why? Because this mean, mean meanie named Smithy destroyed his castle and in order to get it back he has to save these seven star things and...oh fooey, I dunno the whole story, but the point is he has to work with Mario and Mario's homies!

My Comments: Well, considering I've never played this game.....*sheilds herself from bombardments of pop cans and tomatoes*.......I don't think I can make any comments. I have read some of his quotes from this game online though. Love 'em. Bowser's hilarious!

N64 Games

Paper Mario

Bowser steals this Star Rod from Star Haven which makes him invincible and able to do magic. He also holds all of the star spirits that once guarded that star rod thingie captive inside cards. Then, just to keep his reputation, he also kidnaps the princess, well actually, he steals her castle by making his rise up outta the ground carrying hers. Cool stuff, I know. So, Mario's got a lot to do!!

My Comments: This game is very well-made I must say, a fine Mario product for any fan to enjoy. I can calmly say that this a good, well-thought-out Mario game and.....OK....I can't take it any more........BOWSER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUTE ON THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's really all I wanted to say. That and, he seems evil..er than usual on this game, making him all the more loveable of course!!!!

Super Mario 64

Bowser wanted to kidnap Princess Peach whose voice was about a thousand volume units lower in pitch than it is now. So, he stole the Mushroom Kingdom's Castle Stars so he could enter a secret world inside paintings and hide there waiting for Mario to challenge him. Betchu wish you could go inside paintings. Especially Mona Lisa, so you could tell her to stop staring at you.

My Comments: OK, the way in which you must defeat Bowser on this game is SOOOOO MEAN!!! Like it's so mean, that I won't even do it. I can't even bring myself to do it. It's like, so what he kidnapped the princess and stole the castle stars and whatnot you don't have to throw him into spiked bombs gosh darn it!!!!!!!!!

Gamecube Games

Super Mario Sunshine

For some reason, Bowser all of the sudden has an eighth kid, Bowser Jr. (or maybe he's one of the seven who was renamed later on, who knows). He gives Bowser junior a magical paintbrush that will allow him to disguise himself as anything, and he disguises himself as Mario! He also uses the paintbrush to cover the entire island of Isle Delfino with icky paint. The plan here is to frame Mario for dirtying up the island so the residents will put him in jail so he'll be unable to interfere with Bowser's plans....hehe....which are, as usual, to take over the Mushroom Kingdom.

My Comments: I hope someday I'll beat this game, cuz honestly, right now, I'm stinking. S-T-I-N-K-I-N-G. I stink at this game. Wanna know how many flippin' shine sprites I have? 13!!! That's right!!!! A mere 13!!!!!!( unlucky number, might I add.....-_-) Believe me, I'd like nothing more than to see my beloved Bowser in a hot tub. But I, sadly, am 62 shine sprites away from it. Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang!!!!! They couldn't just make this dang game a little dang easier for dang people like us who are dang used to dang side-scrollers? Dang?

Mario Kart: Double Dash

Bowser's so proud of his new son that he decides to take him Mariokartin'! In this cool new game, you get to have two dudes on one kart, one to drive, and one to throw junk at the other riders!

My Comments: Best. MarioKart. Game. Ever. Gued. To. The. Screen. Can't. Stop. Playing. Bowser. Is. So. Cute. What. Dang. Function. Key. Do. I. Have. To. Press. To. Get. This. Auto. Period. Function. To. Stop.

Mario Power Tennis

Wario and Waluigi were disqualified from the tennis tournament, so Bowser decides to help them get back in by letting them practice in his secret underground tennis lair. Once the final match is about to take place, Bowser replaces the original competetors, Yoshi & DK with the W-brothers, who start shootin Bob-ombs at everyone. Mario, Luigi and co are able to hit the Bob-ombs back with their tennis rackets. Bowser gets mad so he throws his own Bob-ombs and Bullet Bills at em. Him, Wario and Waluigi end up blowing up the entire tennis stadium, and yet Toadsworth still lets the three of them compete in tournaments! Awesome!

My Comments: Bowser's voice is loveable beyond reason. This, along with Toadstool Tour golf, is the best use of his voice, IMO. Don't you think it's ironic that he's voiced by a guy named Scott Burns----when that's what Bowser does best? He BURNS!!! I also love the little movie that plays when he wins. Hehe, he wants a kiss from Peach. What dumb chick wouldn't wanna kiss Bowser?????

Paper Mario 2: The Thousand Year Door

In this one, Bowsie isn't the main villain.  This creep named Grodus is. Grodus kidnapped the princess, and boy is Bowser ticked!! Kidnapping Peach is HIS calling card!! Meanwhile, Mario is a-lookin' for these shiny things called the Crystal Stars cuz that's what Peach was doing when she got ripped off. He figures they'll lead him to her. The best part is, at the end of each Chapter, you get to see how Bowser's doin' on his quest to kidnap Peach back, you even gain control of him and get to play SMB games!!

My Comments: Best Mario game ever made. Period. Seriously. I actually cried tears of joy about this game----twice!!!! The part where you find out Koops' Dad is still alive, and when Prince Mush is reunited with his sister!!! Call me a wuss, or call the game genius. Whichever one. Also, about Bowser, this game brings out his more hilarious side. Gotta love him.

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

Bowser, Wario and Waluigi are at it again!! The W-dudes can't seem to get one ball in the hole so Wario goes bonkers and hits it real far. The ball ends up  hitting poor Bowser in the eye!!!! So Bowser gets in his Clowncopter and starts shooting junk at them. (Serves them right!!) But right when Bowser's about to throw a Bob-omb at him, Mario hits a golfball and it hits it, and Bowser ends up blowing up part of another Mario sports center!!

My Comments: BOWSER SPEAKS. I can't believe it, usually when you hear his voice it's just assorted loveable growls and evil laughs, but now, behold----HE SPEAKS WORDS!!!!!! If you taunt your opponent in match play, you get to hear Bowser say, "I rule!!! Heh heh heh!!!" or "Amateur!!" or "Go!" or "Do it!!" Awwww.....Bowser says his first words!!!

Super Smash Bros Melee

A bunch of all-star Nintendo characters must be really ticked at each other for some reason because they all decide to get together and beat each other up!! Bowser is one of them, of course, and he's basically the best player on the game, too.

My Comments: Behold Bowser----more ripped and realistic-looking than ever before! This, so far, is also the closest you'll get to playing a Bowser adventure game starring Bowser. So, enjoy it. I SAID ENJOY IT, WEAK FOOLS!!!

Mario Party 6

The sun and the moon, Brighton and Twila, got in a fight over who's better. So the Mario gang decided to settle it by collecting a bunch of stars (how that'll help, I don't know....0_o). So they get ready to partAAY! Unfortunately Mario didn't invite Bowser to his party , but he has to have learned by now that Bowser ALWAYS shows up uninvited to cause trouble!!! BWAHAHAHA!!

My Comments: Upsides of this game----it's MUCH easier to land on a Bowser space than in MP5, and Bowser has a real voice, and has his own game called Seer Terror. Play Seer Terror, it's a riot. Seriously, I stayed up till midnight one night playing Seer Terror over and over again. That's how much it rules.

Mario Party 5

Bowser is gonna ruin everybody's assorted dreams about different stuff like candy, toys, outer space, the sea, and......pirates......OK then......and he's gonna fill them with his own nightmares, with the help of his Koopa Kid minions. It's up to Mario and his pals to save these dreams! Not that that's a good thing.....

My Comments: Bowser's role in this game is bigger than any of the other Mario Parties, which automatically makes it the best. The downside is, it's almost impossible to land on a Bowser space. Seriously, I actually calculated the odds of landing on one, and it was like, 0.003%. I'm not even joking. Thus making the odds of playing a Bowser mini-game one fourth of those odds. Yeah, OK, I know landing on a Bowser space is supposed to be a bad thing, but Nintendo's gotta know by now that Bowser has a cult following!!!!

Mario Party 4

Bowser's role in this one is the same as MP 6. The story here, however, is that Mario characters have come to celebrate your birthday!!! Wha???!! How did Mario characters find out when my birthday is???  Am I..........getting stalked by Mario characters? *Sees Mario walk into her room* Mario: "Hey Apricot, you's lookin' pretty sweet today, baby." AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

My Comments: Three words: I......WANT......BOWSER!!!!! Where is Bowser? I haven't even seen him on this game yet!!! Ya know, I land on a Bowser space, and I rejoice cuz I'm gonna see Bowser.........and then Koopa Kid comes along. What kind of a super bummer is that???

Gameboy Advance Games

Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga

This evil witch named Cackletta has stolen Princess Peach's voice in order to use it to get a response from the legendary "Beanstar" which will grant her any wish!! Since Peach is now speaking in conbustibles, Bowser can't kidnap her, dang it!! So he teams up with Mario and Luigi to help Peach get her voice back. Sadly, while they're all on their way to the BeanBean Kingdom, Bowser's sweet Koopa Cruiser explodes, and Bowser falls into a cannon, which he later gets shot out of because the owner was tired of him complaining (OOOOH!!!! POOR BOWSER!!!!!!!!!) But don't worry. He's a-okay, except he gets amnesia and joins up with a thief named Popple who is in need of a bodyguard. And, I'm not gonna give any more away!! You play the game if you wanna find out!!

My Comments: Poor Bowser is all I can say. POOR BOWSER. First he gots shot out of a cannon, then he loses his memory and becomes a slave to a thief, then he gets his body possessed by an evil witch and----ooops.....did I just give that away?

Mario Party Advance

Bowser has stolen all the games and Gaddgets from Party World and scattered them around Shroom City!! No, I didn't put exclamation points to say that's a bad thing!! It rules!! Bowser's a genius!!! So, Mario, Luigi, Peach and Yoshi are on their way to help out the Shroom City locals to get their mini-games and Gaddgets back. Bowser has quite a few cool quests for them as well. Also, in this game we find out that Bowser actually has an unlimited supply of Koopa Kids, as opposed to just four, and that they aren't his sons, they're his hired-hand minions.

My Comments: The softer side of Bowser's personality comes out a lot on this game. He actually has a quest called "Bestest Buds" (That meaning you and Bowser!) where you have to go buy him a gift to "warm his cold heart". That's so touching!!!! And also, if you get enthusiastic about beating him, he says that you have good spirit!!! Let's just think about this. He said that you have GOOD SPIRIT for wanting to BEAT HIM. That was a pretty nice thing for him to say!!! You better thank him!!! Also, if you ever run from one of his quests, he gets all sad and disappointed says stuff like "Awwwww....I was ready to play, too....."

Is there somethin' you don't understand about ol' Bowsie Wowsie? Fear not!! I shall answer every age-old question!!

1.) How come Bowser is called Koopa in Japan?

Uh...............because Japanese people are weird.

2.) How come Koopa is called Bowser in America?

Uh...............because American people are weird.

3.) How come in the Mario movie Bowser is a lizard-human hybrid played by some bald guy?

Because the Mario movie is dumb and was not even made by Nintendo, so don't believe anything you see in it.

4.) How is Bowser able to return for every Mario game if he was thrown into lava or into a bottomless pit or something else like that happened to him in the last game?

Actually, this is a little known fact that is revealed in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door --- Bowser has infinity extra lives! No matter what you do he'll never get a game over, NEVER!!! So, ha ha Mario!!! Ye shall never beat the Koopa King!!!!!!!!

5.) Why does Bowser kidnap Peach?

My inquisitive friend, there are several possibilities as to why. Let's go through them all:

a.) He wants to lure Mario into his traps, or, give Mario a motive to challenge him.

b.) She is the only person standing in the way of him conquerring the Mushroom Kingdom.

c.) He wants to marry her so he can become King of the Mushroom Kingdom.

d.) She is famous for her noble acts as a princess and he is a big fan of hers. She's like, his favorite celebrity.

e.) He just has a crush on her. Let's hope it's any of the other four. 

6.) Is Bowser married?

You would think, since he has kids, but then again, babies come by stork in Mario Land, I mean, you probably just drop by at like the stork office and fill out like a baby order form and expect a delivery in 9 months. You might think that's not enuff pruf of Bowser's singleness, but luckily, I have more proof. In the all-new game Mario Party Advance, there is a direct quote by Bowser that ultimately and finally proves that he is not married: in your fourth quest, when you reach Bowser's "pad" he says "Welcome to Bowser's Bachelor Pad." Last time I checked, uh yeah, married husbands don't have BACHELOR pads. So there ya go. Bowser is single. Look out ladies!

7.) How come Bowser looked like a big green aligator in the Mario TV series?

Um, because he felt like it. Hey, do I look like Shigeru Miyamoto over here? I don't know the answer!! Sneak on a cargo plane to Japan and go ask him why doncha!

8.) Why are you so obsessed with Bowser?

Because he's awesome!!!!! He RULES, dude!!!! If you wanna know how my obsession started.......OK, a little story-telling is now in order! Let's go back to Christmas 1999. I was 10 years old, and I had been getting more and more into Mario games during that holiday season. The day after Christmas, my Mom and I went on a trip up to my Gramma's house as we always do for Christmas. That night, my Mom, my Aunt, my Gramma, my cousin and I went to the mall. I went in a Game store, looking for stuffed animals of Mario characters. I only found Bowser. At this time, I wasn't so obsessed with him, I just liked him a little. So I bought a little 5-inch talking Bowser beanie. When I got home I was acting out Yoshi's Island with him and my Yoshi stuffed animal, only I didn;t have a Mario, so I pretended Bowser was Mario (bet he didn't like that too much). When I went to bed, I had a dream that I was working at a post office, and Bowser was the boss there. One day when I was carrying a bunch of mail packages outside I tripped and dropped them, then Bowser came along and helped me. We started talking and I became friends with him. Then I woke up that morning on December 27th and I realized that I had a crush on him. The obsession just grew and grew from then on. There. Now you know!

9.) Do you REALLY have a crush on Bowser??????

No, I made that all up. I just say I have a crush on him all the time in various stories and fanfics and entries for no reason. In fact, I made this whole website for no reason. I was in the outskirts of Brazil one day and I found an ancient buried choose-something-to-do-for-no-reason-roulette, and I rolled it, and it landed on "make a website about Bowser". Yeah. OK, just so you know, that entire last part was sarcastic!!!!! Of course I'm in love with Bowser!!!!! If you don't believe it, go eat possessed dice blocks!!!

10.) What are the answers to your Bowser Treasure Hunt Stories?

Email me your answers at Marioaddictress@aol.com and I'll tell you if they're right, or if they're crud!

11.) Could you kindly explain the difference(s) between Baby Bowser, Bowser Jr., and Koopa Kid? ***NEW***

No!!! I can't kindly explain it!!! I can UNKINDLY explain it!!! Shut up and listen, losers!

*Baby Bowser: This is THE Bowser, King Bowser Koopa the first, the Bowser that this whole website is about, when he was a baby. He appears in Yoshi's Island and is gonna appear again in the upcoming Mario & Luigi 2. The way to tell him apart from the other two is that he has no horns.

*Bowser Jr.: This is THE Bowser's son. Youngest? Oldest? Middle? I'm not sure. But the point is, he is THE Bowser's son. He first appears in Yoshi's Story, then again in Super Mario Sunshine with an all-new toothy hankercheif, and in many Gamecube Sports games. The way to tell him apart is that he has a toothy hankercheif and puny horns.

*Koopa Kid: This is Bowser's hired-hand minion, who is of no relation to him, who appears throughout the Mario Party Series. He has the magical power is temporarily splicing into up to 99 more of himself, which could either all look like him, or be green, blue and red. The way to tell him apart from the other two is that he has full-sized horns and his hair is not in a ponytail like Baby Bowser/Bowser Jr.'s is.

Hope that clears things up. No, just kidding. I'm evil and I hope you're still confused you confusy confuser person!!! Gwa ha ha!!!

***NEW***

Here is your exclusive info on what's happenin' to everybody's favorite monster turtle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser Gets Drafted onto the Baseball Team, August 29 '05

From what I hear, on August 29th this year, our own King Bowser Koopa is gonna be playin'.....baseball!! Yea-huh, Tennis, Golf, and Kartin' weren't enough for this sports dude. He wanted baseball, too, baby. Or maybe he just wanted to nab some cracker jacks. Either way, look for Mario Superstar Baseball, starring (OK, OK....costarring.....) Bowser, this August 29th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Bowser is Back to Make more Old Ladies Faint with his Cuteness!!!!!

This holiday season, Bowser's goin' back in time to kidnap baby Princess Peach, and Mario and Luigi are goin' back in time to save her! (Dang, that plan coulda worked too.....) For the first time ever, Peach is goin' from babe....to baby! Hah, I bet she was one o' those fat babies, too. Anyhow, it's Mario & Luigi 2, supposed to be out this holiday season. Sit tight!!!!

Bowser is gonna shake it!

Apparently following in Strong Bad's footsteps, Bowser decides to take out the big guns: DANCE CONTEST!!!! Yes, that's right. Bowser is gonna be dancing. I can't wait!!! It's uh....Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix or somethin' like that, I forgot. Go google it. I'm clueless.