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But first, a few words...
First, welcome to the new version of the site! Obviously, a lot of the content will be the same...but there are important changes I am working on even as you read this, unless by chance I am doing something else. To begin with, isn't this address MUCH easier to remember? But looming in the near future is also a re-vamped, hopefully cooler-looking evolution page. Ditto for the music page. I also pledge to redouble my efforts to link to my friends' pages so that you can compare them unfavorably to mine (although not to their faces, of course.) Anything else you need to know before entering?
Q: Your website looks weird on my computer. Stuff is hard to read. Whine whine whine. My hosiery is bunching.
A: You have foolishly set your display resolution to something lower than 1024x768 (most likely 800x600). Unless you are accessing this page with a monitor the size of a Gameboy screen, this should not be necessary. Come on! If those icons get any bigger, My Computer is going to fall right in the Recycle Bin, and then you'll be buggered. So change that resolution posthaste, and if you don't know how, you can always get someone younger to do it for you.
Q: If I leave without clicking Enter, will I die of a horrible wasting disease?
A: Up to this point, there are only two conditions that have been proven unrelated to not entering my site: hepatitis A and rheumatoid arthritis. While that is certainly comforting, the potential non-clicker still has no way of knowing his risk of leukemia, subdermal chitinoscopy, spontaneous cranial combustion, or plain old death. Were I you, I wouldn't roll the dice; I would go straightway and click enter with all possible speed.