Welcome, welcome, one and all! Take a seat, but not that one over there, the cat sits there.

Sit at that oakwood bar over there, Moad is a good enough man to serve, only three have died this month! Quite a record, old man! You're losing your touch. Or the has the posion been taken by the rats again?

I have nothing to tell you now, nothing to show, nothing for you to hear. But soon. Soon I will have much to tell you about, much for you to see, and to hear.

But for now, drink Moad's special homebrew. Quite a knocker.

----Erin McAteer----