Will's Bar Football Club

Date of Birth: 14.05.1986

Position: Manager

Favourite Team: Manchester Utd

Will's Worst ever signing: Soft lad

Heroes: Eric Cantona, Peter Crouch

Favourite Bird: Shannyn Sossamon

Hobbies: Walking

Pube Colour: Brown

Music: The Kooks, Ocean Colour Scene, Sleeve

Drink: Fruit Beer

Nickname: Baggy

Date of Birth: 28.08.1983

Position: Attacking Midfielder

Favorite Team: FC Barcelona

Will's Worst Ever Signing: Sam Thackray

Heroes: Richie Stevenson, Ronaldinho & Stevie Gerrard

Favorite Bird: Bianca Scott

Hobbies: Walking, Organising, Showing bouncers my ID

Pube Colour: Few little blondies (will update you when more develop)

Favorite Drink: Magners, Southern Comfort & Lemonade

Favorite Music: Oasis, Tenacious D & The Killers

Nickname: The D, JD7, Grasshead, Dunninho

Date of Birth: 06.06.1984

Position: Un-specified

Favourite team: Clifton, The Kings Head

Wills Worst ever Signing: Andrew Slaughter

Heroes: Clive Baxter, El Hadji Diouf, Colin Smart and Pete Doherty

Favourite Bird: Linda Stevenson, Kate Moss

Hobbies: Winding up Baggy, Arguing with Refs

Pube Colour: Brown

Favourite Drink: White wine, Lager

Favourite Music: Indie

Nicname: Thack

Date of Birth: 14.06.1984

Position: Asleep on the Bar

Favourite team: Manchester Utd

Will's Worst ever signing: Dan Freer

Heroes: Clive Baxter, Jeff Sedman, Leroy Lita

Favourite Bird: Angelina Jolie

Hobbies: Work of course, talking to Dave Wilson on the phone

Pube Colour: Grey

Favourite Music: Killers, Razorlite and Shania Twain

Favourite Drink: Tetleys

Nicname: LBJ

Date of Birth: 10.03.1988

Position: Centre Forward

Favourite Team: Liverpool & Gary Milner

Heroes: Slag, George Cooper and Wilko

Favourite Bird: Keeley

Hobbies: Poker, Women

Pube Colour: Got None

Favourite Music: Dance

Favourite Drink: Wife Beater

Nickname:  Mikey B

Date of Birth: 21.09.1984

Position: Centre Back

Favourite Team: York City

Will's Worst ever signing: That Winstanley Fella

Heroes: Hristo Stoickov

Favourite Bird: Candice from Corrie

Hobbies: Footy, Drinking, Casual Pimping

Pube Colour: Black as the Night

Favourite Drink: Turbo Shandy

Favourite Music: Trance, Funky House

Nicname: OLA

Date of Birth: 12.05.1990

Position: Defensive Midfielder

Favourite team: Liverpool

Will's worst signing: Soft lad

Heroes: Soft lad

Favourite Bird: Pamela Anderson, Scowys daughter

Hobbies: Fishing, learning to drink like my dad

Pube Colour: Blue

Favourite music: Dance & R n' B

Favourite Drink: Southern Comfort and Lemonade

Nickname: Dunga, Scotty

Date of Birth: I was hatched on 13/03/1990

Position: Striker?

Favourite Team: Boro

Will's Worst ever Signing: Gary Milner

Heroes: Lee Nogan

Favourite Bird: Fizz from Corro

Hobbies: Tennis, Fifa, Kicking the ball away

Pube Colour: Ginger

Number of Testicles: One

Favourite Music: Indie

Favourite Drink: Fosters

Nickname: Softlad

Date of Birth: 22.10.1989

Position: Full Back

Favourite team: Leeds Utd

Will's Worst ever signing: Softlad

Heroes: Male Slag George Cooper

Favourite Bird: Softlads mum

Hobbies: Dogging

Pube Colour: Black

Favourite Music: Radio

Favourite Drink: Anything

Nickname: Salty

Date of Birth: 27.02.1986

Position: Right Midfield

Favourite Team: Manchester Utd

Will's Worst ever signing: Gary Milner

Heroes: Lawrence Parkinson, Joey Barton, Dave Pugh

Favourite Bird: Softlads mum, Sarah (Slaughters girlfriend) - so if your reading steal my number off his phone x

Hobbies: Clubbing with Lawrence, Voting for myself on website, Texting

Pube Colour: Black and Red (Will's Bar colours)

Favourite Drink: Miller

Favourite music: Fallout Boy

Nickname: Poostick

Date of Birth: 05.09.1983

Position: Left Back

Favourite team: Woking

Will's Worst ever signing: Winstanley

Heroes: 007

Favourite bird: Elisha Cuthbert

Hobbies: Watching Films, Having a nap

Pube Colour: Dark Brown

Favourite music: Dance

Favourite Drink: Goldern Chance

Nickname: Lawre

Date of Birth: 08.11.1989

Position: Goal Keeper

Favourite Team: Spurs

Will's worst ever signing: Softlad

Heroes: Ledley King

Favourite Bird: Rachel Stevens

Hobbies: Green Bowls, drinking wine and smoking Cigars with Jimmy

Pube Colour: Brown

Favourite Drink: Rose Wine

Favourite Music: Anything

Nickname: Dobba