WILL NEGATES

INTRODUCTION

Well, you had it coming so don't start crying now. These five lowlives got together to start the new metal sensation: Will Negates. Note: Not for the love of music, but stricktly for the chicks! Sandman: bitching & screaming (vocals) Lowtone Tony: grinding & growling (bass) Crazylegs: trying to keep up with the beat (drums) Robbie Riff: taking the blame & in over his head (guitar) Mister Dis: denying involvement (vocals & guitar) A little more patience kids, merchandise will be available soon (t-shirts, spatulas & action figures! - you have to be over 21 to order)!! Beat the rush & sign in as a groupy NOW!

WHY?

Well we asked ourselves why not.

Close friends of ours (like the notorius Fat Fatima & Mr. Berlusconi amongst many other high-placed figures) convinced us to put in the effort and leave something behind for generations to come. Something kids (and adults) could listen to forever. Forgetting about one-day-flies like Led Zeppelin and Queen, or post-modern crap like Tool or Nine inch Nails.

None of that crap! We give you what you need and you know it makes sense. Already a lot of fans around the world have seen the light and joined the 'will negates-fan-army'. You could be one of them! Those who are in can't explain, those who are not can never understand. The music lifts you from these darkened streets, enlightens your soul and (in some countries) could even be considered a religion.

Don't hesitate and join us NOW!

You know it makes sense.

September rehearsels started. Lowtone, where are you?

Becoming 'The Man' is not easy, but luckily we do know how to do it!!

After our summer holiday, in which we all rocked around the planet in our own crazy ways, doing up lots of inspiration and new, heavenlike experiences, we produced some great new, bounce-around, songs.

With titles like 'The Legs In My Closet' (or 'My Legs In The Closet'; that war isn't over yet) and ofcourse our main titletrack of the upcoming album 'Heaven Is Empty', we will take-over the world and subject all the pretty girls to perversities!!! But be aware, these new songs do contain very serious lyrics about all the things we think about. It sure is some heavy stuff. But don't worry, despite the lyrics, these songs will enlighten your soul and bring you to a higher level of living your lives!!

Mr. Crazylegs has reached a higher level of dexterity and drums the shit away from behind your ears. Robbie Riff still doesn't know what he's doing with his guitar, but after all it sounds great. Mr. Dis rocks the nation with his solo-acting (still denying everything) and Sandman is wailing into the microphone, even with a sensitive touch, as if he has to let the other side of the world know he's still around. Tony di Puto, aka Lowtone Tony, has never returned from his vacation, that means we did not see him once at the rehearsal studio. Tony di Puto, leave the bitches alone and come back to us!!!!!!!

We invite YOU to come over and check out the NEW songs! Jump around with us as we create the best of the best. As a matter of fact: we EXPECT to see YOU ALL around soon!!!

PS: If you saw an ugly, fat, green-looking bass-player with a poor excuse of a beard driving by: tell him to get sober and call his band because rehearsels started again! To help you people find him, here are some pictures of the runnaway-bass-slammer.