"But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why."  -Anya (Emma Caufield), Buffy, The Vampire Slayer, "The Body"

"I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away." -Xander (Nicholas Brendan), Buffy, The Vampire Slayer

"Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now." -Cordelia (Charisma Carpenter), Buffy, The Vampire Slayer

"Well, I like you. You're nice and you're funny. And you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I'm not much fun to be around either." -Willow (Allyson Hannigan), Buffy, The Vampire Slayer

"We like to talk big. Vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?" - Spike (James Marsters), Buffy, The Vampire Slayer

"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood...blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it." - Spike (James Marsters), Buffy, The Vampire Slayer

"This is our year, I'm telling you. Best football season ever! I'm so in shape, I'm a rock! It's all about egg whites. If we can focus, keep discipline and not have quite so many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna RULE!" -Larry(Larry Bagby), Buffy, The Vampire Slayer

“You saw her, she's a truck driving magic mamma! And none of you guys have the meitchlorines to stop her before Darth Rosenberg turns us all into Jawa burgers.” - Andrew (Tom Lenk), Buffy, The Vampire Slayer

“I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!” – Simone (Joey Lauren Adams), Dazed and Confused

“Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's alright, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?” – Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey), Dazed and Confused

“Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.” – Dawson (Sasha Jensen), Dazed and Confused

“It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.” – Mike (Adam Golberg), Dazed and Confused

“Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.” – Slater (Rory Cochrane), Dazed and Confused

“Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.” - Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey), Dazed and Confused

“That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” - Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey), Dazed and Confused

“All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.” – Pink (Jason London), Dazed and Confused

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." - Dark Helmut (Rick Moranis), Spaceballs

"It may not be my way, but damn if there dosn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll... Fuckbeans. That was them, wasn't it?" - Willenholley (Will Ferrell), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back