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NEWS NOT WEEK

Sylvia Land, Projects and Schemes
       Reporter of the Sylvia's Club has lately reported a worrying incident by which shows
that a large number of the population in Sylvia Land are experiencing finncial difficulties.
This suprises the ministers as recent studies have shown that the whole population in
Sylvia Land are employed.
      It is suspected that the country has been placing too much capital into the recent
project "starting many lame clubs" scheme. Sylvia Land aims to be the main port for
other countries to invest in starting new clubs. So far, Sylvia Land has successfully set
up "The hate Club" which provides people with the space and company to hate various
teachers. The "Hate School Club" was also recently started up and for the first time ever,
Sylvia Land has invited a foreigner to take charge of this club.

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Newest Tuition Centre
A new tuition group has been started up by a group of students who believe while teaching
other, they would gain knowledge back too. These students ranging from the age of 16 to 17
have offered to help others with their studies without a fee. Sylvia Land wants to promote
more of this spirit to help others. As Sylvia Land is not a big country, it depends greatly on its
human resources and because of that, we find it equally important to uphold virtues such as
generousity, sincerity and courage.

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HELP OTHERS DAY
WHY CANT WE, THE PEOPLE HELP OTHERS EVERYDAY?

JOIN THE DONATION SCHEME AND GIVE TO CHARITY.
ALL PROCEEDS WILL BE USED IN THE FEEDING AND CARE OF YOUNGSTERS WHO NEED FINANCIAL HELP

EVERY SGD5 WILL HELP A TEENAGER FOR ONE WEEK

JOIN US NOW AND HELP THE SOCIETY
To join us, look for Sylvia on msn and arrangments will be made for the donations

People killing people dying
Children hurtin and hear them crying
Can you practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father Father Father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the love? (The love) (The Love)
Where is the love the love the love