Buttmonkey World Tour
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The Buttmonkey World Tour Kicks Off.
As I streak off on my voyage around this great planet, I leave my faithful judges behind to......well....judge, I guess. They are a real asset to BMA. But never fear, in this age of technology I will still be viewing all vids via satellite. Now, you Buttmonkey fans need not cry. I will never be more than an email away despite the thousands of miles between us! I am so excited about my "around the world" themed awards that I will be giving out to the lucky winners! My first stop is the Big Apple, New York, New York! I will be visiting a dear friend of mine, Eugene. You know him from his latest movie, King Kong. He has asked me to come "tear up the town" with him. His dvd sales has made him almost as rich as me, and his new condo is said to be huge...we shall see. Bye for now fans.
Click Here to jump to the Great Britian leg of the tour.
The Buttmonkey World Tour Kicks Off.
As I streak off on my voyage around this great planet, I leave my faithful judges behind to......well....judge, I guess. They are a real asset to BMA. But never fear, in this age of technology I will still be viewing all vids via satellite. Now, you Buttmonkey fans need not cry. I will never be more than an email away despite the thousands of miles between us! I am so excited about my "around the world" themed awards that I will be giving out to the lucky winners! My first stop is the Big Apple, New York, New York! I will be visiting a dear friend of mine, Eugene. You know him from his latest movie, King Kong. He has asked me to come "tear up the town" with him. His dvd sales has made him almost as rich as me, and his new condo is said to be huge...we shall see. Bye for now fans.
The Big Apple Adventure
Eugene and I have been "whoooopin' it up" every day and every night
here in NYC! He has shown me how to have a good time at any hour in the
Big Apple. I do wish he wouldn't toss cars around after a few drinks
though. Slight embarrassment. What a showboat. And his poo flinging
skills can't be matched! An inspiration to all primates. I may hire
this guy as my body guard, what do you guys think? Later tonight we are
going to eat 42 crates of bananas and climb one of these buildings.
Wooooo-Hooooo!
The skinny on NY
Hey fans! Buttmonkey here. I know I’m getting behind on posting so here is the big NYC catch up. Eugene has definitely got a big condo. He invited all his friends over for a party in my favor. Some of his friends are famous, like Ping Yakamoto. He is a well-known fire breathing lizard, a.k.a. Godzilla. He impresses the ladies by lighting their cigs from across the room. I also met Eugene’s cousin Barry. He is best known for his work with the Hanna-Barbara kid’s shows where he played Grape Ape. This dude is a hoooot! (and a perv). He’ll let you know real quick that ALL of him is purple!
So it was Barry that took me on the full tour of the city. We saw the Statue of Liberty, Mtv studios, and Wall St.
I stopped in the NYSE to check on the status of my portfolio, and they got me to ring this bell, and man, the whole place started screaming and clapping. You pink hairless monkeys are easily amused.
I made sure that I stopped off and had some coffee with some old ‘Friends’.
When night fell we took in a show off Broadway
Then I went to see the one of my favorite teams play in Yankee Stadium.
They made me Honorary Bat Monkey.
It didn’t last long though. Apparently you can grab your sack and spit everywhere, but one little poo ball at the other team and its “YOU’RE OUT!”
Later, we all are going club hopping. Ol’ Buttmonkey is going to show everyone how to cut a rug!.
Grab the NYC wallpaper! It's a 1024x768
So it was Barry that took me on the full tour of the city. We saw the Statue of Liberty, Mtv studios, and Wall St.
I stopped in the NYSE to check on the status of my portfolio, and they got me to ring this bell, and man, the whole place started screaming and clapping. You pink hairless monkeys are easily amused.
I made sure that I stopped off and had some coffee with some old ‘Friends’.
When night fell we took in a show off Broadway
Then I went to see the one of my favorite teams play in Yankee Stadium.
They made me Honorary Bat Monkey.
It didn’t last long though. Apparently you can grab your sack and spit everywhere, but one little poo ball at the other team and its “YOU’RE OUT!”
Later, we all are going club hopping. Ol’ Buttmonkey is going to show everyone how to cut a rug!.
Grab the NYC wallpaper! It's a 1024x768