Shroud of T'urine
Here it is Folks, the one you have all been waiting for!
I have been up all night working on this - but be aware it is a life's work, and not something to pee rushed into! Even I can feel a wee bittie out of my depth when dealing with the finer nuances of colour, staining, dribble spread and so forth that make up the patterning of this magical raiment.
In addition, it is purported to contain the DNA of the Great Mother Of Wissdom; should the Shroud fall into the wrong hands one dreads to imagine the ramifications for, amongst others, companies like Proctor Gamble!
Wee all come from the Goddess - tra la la, rumpty tum...
The Original !
The missing part of the Shroud!
In this Michelangelo painting, a Tena HP, exhausted from her exertions at the Bucket and Bush, takes a well earned rest. Our research suggests she is sitting on the T’Urine Shroud, the folded end of which can be seen to the left of the painting.
The Shroud of T’Urine, seen worn here by a Tena HP, is a facsimile.
One has to touch one's cloth to suit!
Merry Farte & Bloated Be
I have been up all night working on this - but be aware it is a life's work, and not something to pee rushed into! Even I can feel a wee bittie out of my depth when dealing with the finer nuances of colour, staining, dribble spread and so forth that make up the patterning of this magical raiment.
In addition, it is purported to contain the DNA of the Great Mother Of Wissdom; should the Shroud fall into the wrong hands one dreads to imagine the ramifications for, amongst others, companies like Proctor Gamble!
Wee all come from the Goddess - tra la la, rumpty tum...
The Original !
The missing part of the Shroud!
In this Michelangelo painting, a Tena HP, exhausted from her exertions at the Bucket and Bush, takes a well earned rest. Our research suggests she is sitting on the T’Urine Shroud, the folded end of which can be seen to the left of the painting.
This
extremely rare etching from the 15th Century, depicts in exquisite
detail part of the Initiatory Tena Rite
of Wissdom
A Tena
HP is portrayed subjugating a would-be Incontinante
who is on his knees having attained Inebriation at the Font of the Bush.
*Note the Initiate’s hat – a faithful reproduction of the bucket he will forever carry once he has successfully completed the Rite.
The Shroud of T’Urine, seen worn here by a Tena HP, is a facsimile.
One has to touch one's cloth to suit!
Merry Farte & Bloated Be
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