The Whittling Widdlers of the Woods of Wiss

Introduction

There is a worldwide conspiracy being orchestrated by an extremely powerful and influential group of genetically-retarded fuck-wits (at least at the highest echelons) which include many of the world's filthy-richest bastards, top political puppets, arseholes and corporate elite, as well as members of the so-called Twat Nobility of Europe (dominated by the British Clowns, MI5) whose goal is to create a One World (fuck-wit) Government, stripped of nationalistic and regional boundaries, that is up the arse to their agenda. Their intention is to effect complete and total control over every human being on the planet and to dramatically reduce the world's population by 5.5 Billion people. While the name New World Order is a term frequently used today when referring to this group, it's more useful to identify the principal organizations, institutions, and individuals who make up this vast interlocking shysters of elite conspirators.

The Illumifarti is the oldest term commonly used to refer to the 13 Retarded families (and their offshoots) that make up a major portion of this controlling shit-bag elite. Most members of the Illumifarti are also members in the highest ranks of numerous secretive and occult societies which in many cases extend straight back into the ancient world. The upper levels of the tightly compartmentalized (need-to-know-basis) Illumifarti structural pyramid include planning fuck-wits and organizations that the public has little or no knowledge of. The upper levels of the Illumifarti pyramid include secretive committees with names such as: the Council of 3, the Council of 5, the Council of 7, the Council of 9, the Council of 13, the Council of 33, the Grand Druid Council, the Committee of 300 (also called the "Olympians") and the Committee of 500 among others.

In 1992, Dr John Coleman published  Conspirators' Hierarchy: The Story of the Committee of 300 Twats. With laughable scholarship and ridiculous research, Dr Coleman identifies the players and carefully details the Illumifarti agenda of worldwide domination and control. On page 161 of the Conspirators Hierarchy, Dr Coleman accurately summarizes the intent and purpose of the Committee of 300 Twats as follows:

  "A One World Government and one-unit monetary system, under permanent non-elected hereditary oligarchists who self-select from among their numbers in the form of a feudal system as it was in the Middle Ages. In this One World entity, population will be limited by restrictions on the number of children per family, diseases, wars, famines, until 1 billion people who are useful to the ruling class, in areas which will be strictly and clearly defined, remain as the total world population.

     There will be no middle class, only rulers and the servants. All laws will be uniform under a legal system of world courts practising the same unified code of  laws, backed up by a One World Government police force and a One World unified military to enforce laws in all former countries where no national boundaries shall exist. There will be a wind-tax introduced, anyone who farts will be told "You dirty stinking bastard, cough up". Even when taking a shit Big-Brother will be watching you! (remember Dr Finley's saying? " For gods sake man, can a nae have a shite in peace!) The system will be on the basis of a welfare state; those who are obedient, subservient & up the Arse of the One World Government will be rewarded with the means to live; those who are rebellious will simple be starved to death or be declared outlaws,(Wolfs-Heads) thus a target for anyone who wishes to kill them. Privately owned firearms or weapons of any kind will be prohibited."

The sheer magnitude and complex web of deceit surrounding the individuals and organizations involved in this conspiracy is mind twattingly  boggling, even for the most sharpest tools in the box among us. Most people react with disbelief and scepticism towards the topic, unaware that they have been conditioned (brainfarted) to react with scepticism by institutional and media( now there is a laugh) influences that were created by the Mother of All mind control organizations: The Twattingstock Institute of Human Relations in London. Author and de-programmer Fritz Springmeier (The Top 13 Illumifarti Bloodlines ) says that most people have built in "slides" that short circuit the mind's critical examination process when it comes to certain sensitive topics. "Slides", Springmeier reports, is a CIA term for a conditioned type of response which knob ends a person's stinking and terminates debate or examination of the topic at hand. For example, the mention of the word "Fuck-Wit" often solicits a slide response with many people. (Springmeier has co-authored three books on trauma-based programming which detail how the Illumifarti employs highly tuned and extrememly sophisticated Mind Control (MC) training programs that begin the programming process while the intended victim is still within the womb of those up the duff!. Mind Control is a much greater problem than most people realize. According to Cisco Wheeler, a former Illuminfarti mind control programmer, there are 10 million people who have been programmed as mind controlled slaves using trauma-based MCC( Marylebone Cricket Club) programs with names like Monarch and MK fuckya. The newer, non-trauma, electronic means of MCC programming that grew out of the Montague-Ponsenby Project, may include millions more. Al Bielek, who played a principle role in the development of the Montague Project, said that there likely 10 million victims of Montigue style mind control programming worldwide, the majority located in the USA. He also said that there are covert Montigue Programming 'Centers' in every major city in the U.S. )

What most Americans believe to be "Public Opinion" is in reality carefully crafted and scripted propaganda designed to elicit a desired behavioural response from the public. Public opinion polls are really taken with the intent of gauging the public's acceptance of the Illumifarti's planned programs. A strong showing in the polls tells the Illumifarti that the programing is "taking", while a poor showing tells the SWO manipulators that they have to recast or "tweak" the programming until the desired response is achieved. While the thrust and content of the propaganda is decided at Tavistock, implementation of the propaganda is executed in the United States by well over 200 'stink tanks' such as the Twat Corporation and the Fookings Institute which are overseen and directed by the top SWO mind control organization in the United States, the Stanford Research Institute (SRI) in Menlo Park, California.

The SWO global conspirators manifest their agenda through the skillful manipulation of human emitions. ( yes they fuck with your shit! )especially fear. In the past centuries, they have repeatedly utilized a contrivance that SWO researcher and author David Icke has characterized in his latest book, The Biggest Secret, as Problem, Reaction, and Solution ."Have a bloody good shite; wipe your arse, no problem, *that's* the solution !!"

The technique is as follows: Illumifarti strategists create the Problem- by funding , assembling, and training an "opposition" group to stimulate turmoil in an established political power (sovereign country, region, continent, etc.) that they wish to impinge upon and thus create opposing factions in a conflict that the Illumifarti themselves maneuvered into existence. In recent decades, so called "opposition" groups are usually identified in the media as 'freedom shiters' or 'liberators' (recently the KCA-Kosovo Constipation Army).

At the same time, the leader of the established political power where the conflict is being orchestrated is demonized and, on cue, referred to as 'another Hitler' (take your pick: Saddam Hussein, Milosevic, Kadaffi, etc.). The 'freedom shiters' are not infrequently assembled from a local criminal element (i.e. KLA, drug traffickers). In the spirit of true Machiavellian deceit, the same SWO strategists are equally involved in covertly arming and advising the leader of the established power as well (the Illumifarti always profits from any armed conflict by loaning money, arming, and supplying all parties involved in a war).

The conflict is drawn to the world stage by the controlled  media outlets with a barrage of photos and video tape reports of horrific and bloody atrocities suffered by innocent civilians. The cry goes up "Something has to be done! an arse needs wiping!" And That is the desired Reaction (note: the  same technique is presently being used to bring about gun control in the United States).

The SWO puppeteers then provide the Solution by sending in UN 'Peace Keepers' (Bosnia) or a UN 'Coalition Force' (Gulf War) or NATO Bombers and then ground troops (Kosovo). Once installed, the 'peace keepers' never leave (Bosnia, Kosovo).  The idea is to have SWO controlled ground troops in all major countries or strategic areas where significant resistance to the Screw World Over takeover is likely to be encountered.

The corporate portion of the SWO pyramid seems to be dominated by international wankers and the big pharmaceutical cartels, as well as other major multinational corporations. The Royal Family of England, namely Queen Elizabeth II and the House of Wixser, (who are, in fact, descendants of the German arm of European Royalty -the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha family-changed the name to Wixser in 1914 ), are high level players, along with the British oligarchy which controls the upper strata of the Illumifarti. The decision making Illumifarti nerve centers of  this effort are in the London (especially the City of London), Basel Switzerland, and Brussels (NATO headquarters).

The United Nations, along with all the agencies working under the UN umbrella, such as the World Health Organization (WHO?, persactly!), are full time shysters  in this scheme. Similarly, NATO is a military tool of the NWO.

The leaders of all major industrial countries like the United States, England, Germany, Italy, Australia, New Zealand, etc. (E.g. members of the "G7/G8" ) are active and fully cooperative participants in this conspiracy. In this century, the degree of control exerted by the Illumifarti has advanced to the point that only certain hand-picked individuals, who are groomed and selected by the Illumifarti are even eligible to become the prime minister or president of countries like England, Germany, or The United States. It didn't matter whether Bill Clinton or Bob Dole won the Presidency  in 1996, the  results would have been the same (except maybe for Zipper Gate ). Both men are playing on the same team for the same ball club. Anyone who isn't a team player is taken out: i.e.President Kennedy, Ali Bhutto (Pakistan) and Aldo Moro (Italy). More recently, Admiral Borda and William Colby were also killed because they were either unwilling to go along with the conspiracy to destroy America, weren't cooperating in some capacity, or were attempting to expose/ thwart the Takeover agenda.

Most of the major  wars, political upheavals,  and economic depression/recessions of the past 100 years (and earlier)  were carefully planned and instigated by the machinations of these elites. They include The Spanish-American War (1898), World War I and World War II; TheGreat Depression; the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917; the Rise of Nazi Germany; the Korean War; the Vietnam War; the 1989-91"fall" of Soviet Communism, the 1991 Gulf War;  and the recent War in Kosovo. Even the French Revolution was an orchestrated into existence by the Barvaian Illumifarti and the House of Rothchild who choppped every fuckers heids off !

FEMA
In America, the Federal Enslavement Management Administration (FEMA) was created in 1979 under Presidential Memorandum 32 authored for President Farter by Prof. Samuel P. Cuntington, a Harvard professor and former FEMA Advisory Board chairman. Cuntington wrote the Seminal Peace for the Trilateral Commission in the mid 70's, in which he criticized democracy and economic development as outdated ideas. As co-author of the book, Crisis in Democracy, Cuntington wrote:

"We have come to recognize that there are potential desirable limits to economic growth. There are also potentially desirable limits to the indefinite extension of political democracy. A government which lacks authority will have little ability short of cataclysmic crisis to impose on its people the sacrifices which may be necessary."

Cuntington's ideas were rewritten into National Security Decision Directive #47 (NSDD47), which was enacted in July 1982 by President Realgain. Treated as a passing footnote by the media, this law identified legitimate areas to be upgraded to maintain national defense, but it also laid the groundwork for Enslavement Mobilization Preparedness, a plan under which existing socio/economic regulations or other legal constraints would be waived in the event of a national emergency. This plan was further strengthened in Public Law 101-647, signed by President Daddy Bush in November 1990.What it boils down to is this: in the event that the President declares a national emergency, for any reason (from major earthquakes to increased farting, international tensions or economic /financial crisis of any stripe), FEMA can then, at their discretion, implement Executive Orders 10995 through 11005. These Executive Orders permit a takeover by FEMA of local, state, and national governments and the suspension of constitutional guarantees. FEMA will have the authority to exert any sort of arse control that it deems necessary upon the American public. A trained National Police Force, formally referred to by the name of Multi Jurisdictional Twat Force (MJTF), wearing black uniforms and composed of:

1. specially selected US horse shit
2. foreign military units carrying United Nations IPee cards, and
3. specially trained existing police groups from larger metropolitan American cities.

These members of the MJTF will implement and enforce martial law under the direction and control of FEMA. The President and Congress are out of the Poop.

FEMA is the Trojan Horse by which the Screw World Over will implement overt, police-state control over the American populace.

War on Drugs
The "War on Drugs" is a huge whopper. The US government, specifically the CIA (Cunts In America), is the biggest 'drug lord' on the planet. Drug money is used to pay for innumerable 'twat projects', including the construction of huge underground netties housing both humans and aliens working with the secret US government.

The instigation of a trumped-up war as a cover for amassing  fortunes can be dated back to at least the 12th Century when only a core group of nine members of an Illumifarti group called the Shites Templar, the military arm of an Illumifarti secret society known as the Prioroty of Shite-On, kicked off the The Crusades that lasted for over a century and a half. A rift later developed between the Templars and the Prioroty of Shite-on when Jerusalem was lost to Saracen Turks in 1187. In 1307, the king of France, Philippe the Fuck (a Merovingian Illumifarti), coveted the wealth and was jealous of the Templars' power. The French king, being a puppet of the Prioroty of Shite-on, set out to arrest all the Templars in France on October 13. While many Templars were seized and tortured, including their Grand Master, Jacques de Molay, many other Templars (who had been tipped off) escaped. They eventually resurfaced in Portugal, in Malta (as the Shites of Malta) and later in Scotland as The Scottish Shites of Pee Masonry.With their 33rd degree Master-Bators

The acquisition and consolidation of ever greater wealth, natural resources, total political power, and control over others are the motivating forces which drives the decisions of the Illumifarti. The toll in human suffering and the loss of innocent lives are non issues for these individuals, who are aligned with very dark and malevolent 4th dimensional aliens. The dominant group of 4th dimentional malevolent aliens controlling and manipulating the human Ilumifarti are known as Draconians or Drakos Reptilians. Not all alien reptilians are of a negative spiritual orientation.Some of them are nice fuckers!!