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| Week 1 Commentary |
Message from the Captain:
All our hard work n' beer drinkin' is payin' off. If any of my kin want to come on by for a celebratory hair cut, it is my week to have the use of the scissors.
Offensive MVP- Eric Gauen
Defensive MVP- Valerie Miller |
| Week 2 Commentary |
Well folks, I’mma figurin’ we all drank too much of Mamma’s moonshine fore the game…she distilled it with a kick this here week. Nonetheless, we still kicked arses like Ma taught us. We exhibited what those “specialist” types call “astounding” “mental” and “kinesthetic” ability. (I think I saw those big words in some of that free literature from the clinic.) Some plays were so beautiful that tears welled up in my eyes, course that could’ve been Ma’s moonshine talkin’. Don’t worry folks, next week we’ll be doin’ a victory jig. Anyways, I reckon I better get back to cleanin the flypaper in the outhouse…got to get ready for those cicadas. GO WTTW!
Offensive player of the week- Kelly Koeler (Wounded in Action)
Defensive player of the week- Anthony Testa |
| Week 3 Commentary. |
WTTW made an amazing comeback this week from a devastating loss last week. Some of the WTTW ringers who were absent Week 2 due to Ma’s Day were back with a vengeance on Sunday. When interviewed, some WTTW attributed the team’s strength to intensive cross training consisting of nightly 4-square tournaments and the water balloon toss. Others said they derived “the strength of Samson” from their mullets. However they all agreed on one point, that Sunday’s game was dedicated to a family member who was recently abducted by aliens while in Mexico. Kin member Bobby Jo was apparently working as a carnie at a circus outside of Mexico City at the time of his abduction by uniden tified foreign objects. “We all can rest assured that Bobby Jo is in a better place,” tearfully commented one WTTW. Wherever the inspiration came from it was definitely evidenced by the 9-0 SHUT OUT.
Defensive MVP – Asa Gauen
Offensive MVP – Eric Gauen |
| Week 4 Commentary. |
Alls I have to say is WOWZERS…those Playground Menaces sure were good. We WTTW really wanted to beat those No. 1 ranked Menaces, we even meditated and took some roidz…Oh well, I suppose every rose has its thorn. Speaking of thorns, me and my kin want to wish our cousin Sarah good luck…she’s goin’ back to Kentucky to get away from this big city life for a while. She’s got a cicada jerky distribution business, and will be takin’ the truckloads she harvested back to Kentucky to sell at the local mercantile. With the money she earns she’ll be able to live like a queen for the next 17 years. Long live cicada jerky, tastes like fried ckickie!!!!
We took a vote and decided that no one deserved the honor of MVP or DVP. We got smoked!!!!! |
| Week 5 Commentary. |
Those Bozo’s Jewels are sure cunning…they tried to soften up WTTW by invitin’ us to one of their hoedowns the night before the big game…but we were on to their trickery… it just so happens that cousin Bobby Jo, our carnie kin who we thought was abducted by aliens down in Mexico, was actually abducted by Bozo’s Jewels. While at the hoedown, WTTW rescued Bobby Jo and narrowly escaped capture themselves. Needless to say, when we faced Bozo’s Jewels on the kickball fields the next day all gloves were off. We soundly kicked balls, led by our lead-off-kicker Isaac who circled the bases faster than a fly under a swatter. Our 4-0 victory is dedicated to the successful rescue of Bobby Jo who has resumed his position as carnie.
Offensive VP- Isaac Reese
Defensive VP – Valerie Miller
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