Shay tel Bay, the puny stallion, looked around to what was left of the pines. How beautiful it had once been! He made a call to Niagra, put no one came. Sighing, he plopped his plump chassis on the thornyy grass. "Ouch!" he shouted out loudly when a torn pricked his side. They stag leaped, jumped, ran, galloped, screamed, sang, yodeled, waltzed, and then stomped. He didnt have a reason, he just had a sudden impulse to. Elevating his Tassel towards the auburn sky, he stomped his banner hard on the ground. he nodded his nares to the beat of a song called "Sweet Home Alabama" and then swished his chassis to the beat of "chariots of fire." He suddenly screamed without warning, "THE PHAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THEEEERE... INSIIIIDE MY MIIIIND!!!" he suddenly realized what he had said then blushed saphire red. "Oh my..."