- Yo momma's breath is so stinky she needs odor eaters.
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- Yo momma’s so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused!
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- Yo momma’s so smelly that the gasmask became a fashion statement.
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- Yo momma's breath is so stinky when she exhales her teeth have to duck.
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- Yo momma's breath is so stinky we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
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- Yo momma’s breath so bad, she has to take prescription Tic Tac.
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- Yo momma’s breath must be taking karate because it's really kickin'.
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- Yo momma smells so bad, she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.
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- Yo momma's got more crust than bucket of Fried Chicken.
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- Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow that she spits butter.
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- Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I cant believe it's not butter.
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- Yo momma's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice.
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- Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, it looks like her tongue is in jail!
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- Yo momma’s teeth so yellow she could get a job a the movie theater spittin' on popcorn!
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- Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiled you could see Dorothy skipping across her teeth!
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- Yo momma's gums so black she spits Chocolate Milk.
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- Yo momma's so stinky they had to invent Chanel No. 6
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- Yo momma's so dirty she leaves a ring around the public swimming pool.
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- Yo momma's so dirty skunks give her house a wide berth.
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- Yo momma's so stinky the coroner picked her up while she was sleeping.
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- Yo momma's so stinky dogs like to roll around on her.
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- Yo momma's so dirty you can tell her age by the rings underneath her armpits.
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- Yo momma's so dirty she actually repels mosquitoes.
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- Yo momma's so dirty a family of mice inhabit her belly button.
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