There was a kid named, Baldimas. He/she had healthy hair. Shiney, just perfect. I know you are wondering is this a boy or girl? It is of course a girl. Boys don't have shiney hair. Anyways, Baldimas was very dumb, too. One day, a boy named, Kevin with long hair, got lice. SHe purposely tipped over her head so lice got on Baldimas. Baldimas was itchy. So she scratched. In a few weeks, her friend Imadumbbeep asked her, "Are you losing hair?" Baldimas said, "No. Why?" SHe had made a new song. It went like this. Scratch, scratch, scratch. SHe hummed that all day, as she scrathed. She scratched during recess, during class, and during "potty time." (Baldimas now had her own toilet because the toilet was now polluted with pee, because as she scratched, she peed all over the place) THe point is, she scratches her hair a lot. By the end of the year, Baldimas was bald and she got the nick-name, Baldi Girl. But she made a lot of boy friends later due to her new hair cut.Her new song was now: Scratch, scratch, don't scratch.
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