Sure as statistics prove that half of the people who listen to this show are above average.....
Sure as money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch....
Sure as you shouldn't have kids after 35, because 35 kids is quite enough....
Sure as living on Earth is expensive, but it includes a free annual trip around the sun....
Sure as we've got enough youth.... we could really use a Fountain of Smart....
Sure as a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory....
Sure as I don't find it hard to meet expenses.... they are EVERYWHERE!....
Sure as you shouldn't steal.... the government just HATES competition....
Sure as you can stop repeat offenders if you don't re-elect them....
Sure as I get enough exercise just pushing my luck....
Sure as you shouldn't squat with your spurs on....
Sure as I'm trying to lose weight.... but somehow it keeps finding me....
Sure as I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember....
Sure as I pretend to work here.... and they pretend to pay me....
Sure as I used to be conceited.... but NOW I'm perfect!....
Sure as birthdays are good for you.... the more you have the longer you live....
Sure as people who save time will never get it back....
Sure as a conscience doesn't keep you from doing wrong, it just keeps you from enjoying it....
Sure as campers are nature's way of feeding mosquitos....
Sure as it's bad luck to be superstitious....
Sure as vacation begins when Dad says "Hey! I know a shortcut!"....
Sure as I always try to go the extra mile at work....but the boss keeps finding me and bringing me back....
Sure as good fences make good neighbors....and electric fences make better neighbors....
Sure as "vegetarian" is an Indian word meaning "lousy hunter"....
Sure as death and taxes are inevitable....one is just a lot less painful than the other....
Sure as little sisters are good for target practice....
Sure as corn on the cob tastes better WITHOUT the husk....
Sure as baby cowboys wear cowbooties....
Sure as you can tune a piano, and you can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish....
Sure as there are three kinds of people, those who can count, and those who can't....
Sure as sheep always know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes....
Sure as a closed mouth gathers no foot....
Sure as I used to have a handle on this show, but it broke....
Sure as there are two ways to argue with a woman... and neither one works....
Sure as the camera adds ten pounds and the radio adds twenty....
Sure as evil chickens lay devilled eggs....
Sure as a man born with a silver spoon in his mouth is likely to spit rust....
Sure as possession is nine-tenths of the law and a good shotgun makes up the other one-tenth....
Sure as Mama'll give ya two choices for dinner: Takeit or Leaveit....
Sure as happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family... in another city....
Sure as any closet is a walk-in closet, if you try hard enough....
Sure as friction can be a drag sometimes....
Sure as hypochondria is the only illness I HAVEN'T got....
Sure as I bet you fifty bucks I could stop gambling! oops....
Sure as a dog has an owner....a cat has a staff....
Sure as I don't want Buns of Steel, I'd rather have Buns of Cinammon....
Sure as I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired....
Sure as all I ask is a chance to prove that money CAN'T make me happy....
Sure as lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in....
Sure as the Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery....
Sure as more silly sayings will be here soon....
.... it's time to c'mon upstairs to the
WEMB ATTIC.
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Weaving classic and new country seamlessly together, AJ hand-picks records from 1950 to 2007. Built from the ground up by country music's biggest fans, the ATTIC stirs up memories, advice, gossip, and homespun wisdom as only AJ can.
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