Welcome To Earth

All chat quotes are from /veteran unless it states so otherwise.
All /clan quotes from before 27.08.2007 are from KoKoL, after that they're from Crimbo Grotto (my new clan!). All other clan quotes state which clan it was. :-D

 [03:41] [foodcourt] The Annihilator: In soviet russia, RP fondles you!
 [03:41] [foodcourt] The Annihilator: So whos up for a trip to Russia?


 [Some dude in FC trying to sell stuff or solicit stuff with horrendous spelling; goes on for 20 lines or something]
 [03:50] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth solicits anni, while this whole mess is going on. ;)
 [03:51] [foodcourt] The Annihilator Oh, theres a mess alright

 [14:35] [clan] wombatICUS: Hmmm. I wonder if I should read more into this: [newbie] Uncle Crimbo: Morning kids. Anyone seen my pants?

 [14:53] [newbie] Uncle Crimbo: Take it from me, kid. Crimbo magic is a bottle of whiskey and a good old-falshioned whipping.

 [14:56] [foodcourt] Vedekka: Who the heck is Uncle Crimbo!??
 [14:58] [foodcourt] Uncle Crimbo: A miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk. -hic-
 [14:59] [foodcourt] Vedekka: what the heck is it? *scratches her head
 [14:59] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: Nobody knows.
 [14:59] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: 'Cept it's probably good
 [14:59] [foodcourt] Uriel3ca: Top 'O the mornin' Uncle Crimbo
 [15:00] [foodcourt] Uriel3ca: Of course its good, its the Spirit of Crimbo
 [15:00] [foodcourt] Uncle Crimbo: Its the spirit of crimbo, kid. What more do you need to know? -hic-
 [15:00] [foodcourt] Vedekka: it feels good. :-)

 [15:06] [newbie] Uncle Crimbo: See? Nobody cares about stupid wrapping paper when they got presents they can throw on the ground and pick up again!

 [15:10] [foodcourt] Vedekka wonders if Uncle Crimbo is a bot or an adventurer... And is off for now, ponndering the possibilities
 [15:11] [foodcourt] Uncle Crimbo: I have had enough bots this crimbo, thank you very much.
 [15:12] [foodcourt] Vedekka snickers and nods

 [18:07] [veteran] TamGarTrinKi does not recall doing anything for wte
 [18:08] [veteran] WelcomeToEarth: You gave a hug once, Tam. That made my day. :D
 [18:08] [veteran] Raiff: lol
 [18:08] [veteran] WelcomeToEarth: And you gave me pictures of your cute lil girl. That was a fun day.
 [18:09] [veteran] Squi: Hugs AND pictures?! Tam never even gave me a handshake. :(
 [18:10] [veteran] WelcomeToEarth: Tam adores me. :D
 [18:10] [veteran] Squi: Doesn't everyone, WtE?
 [18:10] [veteran] WelcomeToEarth: Hmm.. no
 [18:11] [veteran] WelcomeToEarth: I know some people that loathe me to the last little cell in my body. :(
 [18:12] [veteran] Butt Pirate: On the other hand, some people want to lick every cell in your body, WTE.

 [18:14] [veteran] TamGarTrinKi: How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a wte?
 [18:15] [veteran] Chartan: Depends on where you start, Tam.

 [18:20] [veteran] dyingwaffles: sexual jokes? in vet? never.
 [18:21] [veteran] Butt Pirate: sex IS the joke in /vet.
 [18:22] [veteran] DrunkDuckie: Butt: i think its more like /vet IS the sex joke.

 [12:30] Gnarff: *rubs his pale clammy hands together* A small innicent female you say Earth??? Come sit beside me chiold!
 [12:30] Gnarff: woah...ya, I can type... *blush*
 [12:31] WelcomeToEarth already has a pedophile sitting next to her, she doesn't need another one. ;-)
 [12:31] Squi: Is it a cute pedophile?
 [12:32] WelcomeToEarth: He's a very cute pedophile.
 [12:32] Squi: Can I borrow him?
 [12:32] WelcomeToEarth: No! He's MY boyfriend. Get your own... *grumbles*
 [12:32] Squi: Oh, easy for YOU to say.
 [12:33] WelcomeToEarth: Why? Can't get one yourself? *leers*
 [12:33] Squi: Not lately.
 [12:34] Squi: I thought I'd just steal one. It must be easier.
 [12:34] Gnarff: <--is into tricycles, which makes me a peddlephile

 [10:59] El Senor Hote: 744444444444.
 [10:59] El Senor Hote: cat. sorry
 [10:59] El Senor Hote: bye
 [10:59] Wilwarin: bye hote <3
 [10:59] Wilwarin hugs hote
 [11:00] Mod Warning: Hote's cat has been banned from chat (1 hour)

The context: Jah wanted to know whether to perm Supercock as soft or hardcore.

 [20:51] [foodcourt] the Left Hand Jack: Nobody wants a soft supercock, Jah. psh

Also all in Otori for Otori Week

 [14:46] WelcomeToEarth could use a clean mind before 9 am. :-D
 [14:47] Permaximum cleans wte's mind with beard
 [14:47] WelcomeToEarth is slightly disturbed.
 [14:48] Permaximum: we know

 [23:36] Dotts: I tried to send my meat to the chatbot's box before, but she rejected my advances.
 [23:37] Dotts: Chatbot just couldn't handle all this junk inside my trunk.

All in Otori: Thanks to Otori Week!

 [22:58] WelcomeToEarth: Nah, you can cyber in chat. Thus: CHAT IS THE GAME! -hic-
 [22:58] jASejaSEjaSe2: ah, but then, you can cyber while NOT in chat.
 [22:59] WelcomeToEarth: No, you can have real sex while not in chat. :-D
 [22:59] oPEThiAn: you can have real sex while cybering in chat too
 [22:59] jASejaSEjaSe2: or, you can do it through mall, or something. like, buy my sausage.


 [23:25] Rentboy: I thought with my brain, once, but then I decided to have sex

 [10:47] Vlad Tepes: We talk about bukkake a lot too.
 [10:48] Jayjay122: whats bukkake?
 [10:49] Vlad Tepes: It's when a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy love a mommy very much... all over her face.

(I'm going to find those System Messages from Pink Thursday and post 'em here. But who has them?)

[I just read my message from mtiger with the notice of: You acquire an item: General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket.]

[01:03] WelcomeToEarth: If it gives me +3 adventures at rollover, that means I break my own record for adventure recieved from rollover. -hic-
[01:04] WelcomeToEarth: I'll be getting very very close to 100 per night now.
[01:04] keWANGji: I
[01:04] keWANGji: Am ...
[01:04] keWANGji: Almost ...
[01:04] keWANGji: Quoting that without context ...
[01:04] keWANGji: ...Somewhere...
[01:05] WelcomeToEarth: quote what part of it exactly?
[01:06] keWANGji: WelcomeToEarth: I'll be getting very very close to 100 per night now.
[01:06] WelcomeToEarth: Oh boy
[01:06] WelcomeToEarth blushes

 [23:36] Will the Warrior: who thinks I should buy a DC, raise of hands?
 [23:37] Will the Warrior: what should the collector's item be, if I buy one?
 [23:38] WelcomeToEarth: Yeah, collect Mr. A's. Try to push BoozerBear from No1!
 [23:39] Tatterwasp: I remember in my dream kmailing Boozerbear with "I'm richer than you."
 [23:39] WelcomeToEarth: That must have been a really really good dream, Tatterwasp. :-D
 [23:40] Tatterwasp: I think I saw Jick have a heart attack :)

When discussing my first ever into-hardcore jump:
[23:20] WelcomeToEarth waves goodbye to her very known SC self, and becomes a spirit.
[23:21] acdr calls debs on the first torment package... >:)
[23:22] WelcomeToEarth: Darn
[23:22] WelcomeToEarth: You can't just do that!
[23:25] MoOdy: I'll kill you acdr! The first torment package was sooo my right. >_> Hmph

 [15:16] acdr: Making innuendo is easy... Just put quotes around it... Like... Putting "quotes" around it... It's that easy... And that bad... But still... :)
 [15:16] TamGarTrinKi: You do not even need quotes, almost anything can be innuendo...can't it acdr...


 [18:07] GnocciQUEEN: shit someone is here, I need to put on a robe.... brbr
^She's as naked in real life as in /vet.

 [18:13] GnocciQUEEN likes riv's peaches
 [18:14] GnocciQUEEN: did I say that out loud
 [18:14] GnocciQUEEN: damnit
 [18:14] Rivian: gnocci: my peaches bring all the girls to the yard.

Taken on Friday May 18, 2007

[22:31] WelcomeToEarth: So.. when you get burned alive, technically the fire either burns you, or it melts you, depending on how hot it is. But does that mean the fire also cauterizes your wounds?
[22:31] JimmyJunk: I don't know. I have a headache.
[22:31] BlastadeliK logged off.
[22:32] JimmyJunk: You're all wounds in the end, Welcome.
[22:32] LabRat: I'm too tired to think, my brain left
[22:32] WelcomeToEarth was thinking about that in the showe.
[22:32] WelcomeToEarth: *shower
[22:32] King Arthur logged off.
[22:32] activevillain: i propose we test this!
[22:32] JimmyJunk: I'm running on fumes myself, LR.
[22:32] WelcomeToEarth: Willing sacrifice, anyone?
[22:32] SirKarl: did you ever see that movie, Two Mules For Sister Sarah?
[22:32] Baree logged on.
[22:33] SirKarl: in it, Clint Eastwood gets shot with an arrow
[22:33] El Senor Hote: It's probably still more painful than drowning earth
[22:33] WelcomeToEarth: Does it have to do with beasiality, SirKarl?
[22:33] SirKarl: so he hollows part of it out
[22:33] LabRat: I could not sleep last night, very sad
[22:33] Bungee logged off.
[22:33] SirKarl: and fills it with gunpowder
[22:33] WelcomeToEarth: I didn't take the pain factor into the equation, El Senor Hote. Just plain ol' biology.
[22:33] SirKarl: and then Shirley Mclain pulls it through him just after he lights the gunpowder
[22:33] LabRat declines on this experiment
[22:34] JimmyJunk tsk tsks Welcome
[22:34] SirKarl: you saying "cauterize" made me think of that
[22:34] WelcomeToEarth: Whatcha tsk'ing me for?
[22:34] LabRat: and in public even
[22:34] SirKarl: thanks El Senor Hote -hic-
[22:34] jackASS pokes his head into /vet
[22:35] WelcomeToEarth pokes jackass
[22:35] WelcomeToEarth: Will you be our willing expiriment victim, Jackass?
[22:35] jackASS: hhmm.....that seems backwards
[22:35] El Senor Hote: what are you thanking me for? It was my evil twin. -hic-
[22:35] SirKarl: it's for the good of science!
[22:35] jackASS: depends what is the expiriment?
[22:36] WelcomeToEarth: [22:31]  WelcomeToEarth: So.. when you get burned alive, technically the fire either burns you, or it melts you, depending on how hot it is. But does that mean the fire also cauterizes your wounds?
[22:36] SirKarl: science i say, sience!
[22:36] WelcomeToEarth: active suggested we try it.
[22:36] BigWoollyMammoth logged off.
[22:36] dolphingirl_za logged off.
[22:36] JimmyJunk: For Science!
[22:36] LabRat: in the name of science
[22:36] jackASS: Gonna have to back out on this one! Sorry!
[22:36] WelcomeToEarth: Darn.
[22:37] activevillain: it'd be better to bur...no experiment on a newbie wouldnt it?
[22:37] WelcomeToEarth looks around
[22:37] JimmyJunk puts on his Disco lab-coat.
[22:37] jackASS: Correct me if I'm wrong, but this seems like something you would do on a "LabRat"?!
[22:37] activevillain: tell him that's the real way to kill the hermit :)
[22:37] WelcomeToEarth: Okay, lets find a newb. :-P
[22:37] WelcomeToEarth laughs
[22:37] WelcomeToEarth: Perhaps... where are you little labby?
[22:37] activevillain: i dont wanne go to /c newbie. it's too scary for me
[22:37] WelcomeToEarth: I'm already there.
[22:38] jackASS has newbie open on a tab, but refuses to hit it!
[22:38] WelcomeToEarth: But I haven't paid attention for going on 4 days now.
[22:39] activevillain: do you use tabbed chat's too asta? you sure have a lot of them open
[22:39] El Senor Hote: Those poor Newbies don't know what's about to hit them. Poor, poor newbies. =(
[22:39] WelcomeToEarth: Yep
[22:39] WelcomeToEarth declines in bringing them my question
[22:39] WelcomeToEarth: Though I might just bring it to /fc...
[22:40] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: I need a willing victim to take part in my exipiriment. I'll pay good!
[22:40] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: *expiriment.
[22:40] [foodcourt] John George Ringopaul: Experiment?
[22:41] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: Thanks.
[22:41] [foodcourt] Jman22: Is this the fun kind, or the *fun* kinds?
[22:41] [foodcourt] JonLordSnow: ....gets worried
[22:41] [foodcourt] Cobain Dougans: Is it a naughty experiment?
[22:41] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: It's.. well.. for science!
[22:40] WhyMan: Tabbed chat is for wusses. -hic-
[22:40] WelcomeToEarth: WhyMan is a wussie. ;-)
[22:40] jackASS: tabbed chat is great!
[22:41] WhyMan: I fear the tabs. I had a bad experience with a can as a child.
[22:41] LabRat: no! not me!
[22:41] El Senor Hote: Wussie are for Wusses.
[22:41] El Senor Hote: Wussies are for Wusses
[22:41] JimmyJunk protects Labrat from the evil /vets.
[22:41] JimmyJunk: Or the good ones... whatever. -hic-
[22:41] activevillain: i'm happy the way i have it now. no tabs but colors to separate things out. if i stayed in busy channels like trade normal or newbie, maybe i'd value it more though
[22:41] [foodcourt] Arisari: hm...
[22:41] [foodcourt] facetaco: Does it involve marshmallows?
[22:41] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: Actually, it could, facetaco.
[22:41] [foodcourt] Arisari volenterrs (how ever that is spelled) herself
[22:42] [foodcourt] JonLordSnow: you've peaked my interest
[22:42] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: Arisari, can you come to /vet? -hic-
[22:42] [foodcourt] Jman22: It doesn't create wounds. So they can't be cauterized.
[22:42] [foodcourt] JonLordSnow: its double e, not double r
[22:42] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: Activevillian in /vet suggested we try it out.
[22:43] [foodcourt] Arisari: okays.
[22:43] [foodcourt] Jman22 starts listening to /vet.
[22:42] WelcomeToEarth: [22:41] [foodcourt] Arisari volenterrs (how ever that is spelled) herself
[22:42] WelcomeToEarth: [shouting] <-- Yay!!
[22:42] LabRat jumps into JimmyJunk's pocket and hides
[22:42] WelcomeToEarth: Come to /fc everyone. WE got a winner!
[22:42] Repetition.
[22:42] activevillain: sweet!
[22:42] jackASS: Is that a rat in your pocket of you happy to see me?? :)
[22:43] Luckpup324 logged on.
[22:43] JimmyJunk: Um... a rat, I guess.
[22:43] WelcomeToEarth laughs
[22:43] Arisari sneaks in
[22:43] WelcomeToEarth: Here we go!
[22:43] WelcomeToEarth: Okay, get the bonfire burning, We're gonna have to tie you up, Ari. :-P
[22:44] Arisari: eep!
[22:44] LabRat: You did not sneak fast enough Arisari
[22:44] LabRat: No! I is hiding!
[22:44] Zandro logged on.
[22:44] WelcomeToEarth puts JJ on the task of tieing up the victim. ^_^
[22:44] LabRat: Nice throw Hote
[22:44] activevillain: first we have to make sure arisari sinks in water. that way we know he's not a witch. a witch wouldn't answer the scientific question about humans
[22:44] El Senor Hote: Thanks
[22:44] Zandro flounces back into chat
[22:45] El Senor Hote: It was the backspin that I enjoyed.
[22:45] WelcomeToEarth: Hmm.. or we could just compare her wieght to a duck.
[22:45] WelcomeToEarth: (Monty Python taught me good!)
[22:45] LabRat: Um, her?
[22:45] WelcomeToEarth: *weight.
[22:45] El Senor Hote: no flouncing.
[22:45] Arisari: hehe
[22:45] JimmyJunk uses his Disco-scout training and ties Arisari to something.
[22:45] WelcomeToEarth: Zaaandro's wearing a dressy.
[22:45] WelcomeToEarth: Came to see the burning, Zandro?
[22:46] WelcomeToEarth: I think a stake would be good, JJ
[22:46] [foodcourt] Arisari: eep... I think they're going to burn me at the stake >.<
[22:46] El Senor Hote: Everything's burning, burning down. Tra la la la la...
[22:46] Arisari: o__o
[22:46] LabRat: Hmmm, that's not a stake JJ......
[22:46] WelcomeToEarth: Oh, don't be shy, Arisari. It's for SCIENCE, remember?
[22:46] JimmyJunk attaches the ropes to a stake, and a few steaks just for fun.
[22:46] WelcomeToEarth: Haha.. getting in dinner while you're at it?
[22:47] activevillain makes smores
[22:47] JimmyJunk: Sure.
[22:47] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: We are!
[22:47] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth cackles evilly
[22:47] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth drags Arisari back for the burning
[22:47] [foodcourt] JonLordSnow tres to save ari
[22:47] TheChad logged on.
[22:47] LabRat: And safe science is good science
[22:47] Zandro: Where did I get a dress from?
[22:47] Zandro takes it off
[22:47] WelcomeToEarth: One of mine, Zandro?
[22:47] Zandro takes it allll off
[22:47] Butt Pirate logged on.
[22:47] WelcomeToEarth: Aaaall of it?
[22:47] WelcomeToEarth: Anyway, burning!
[22:47] TheChad: hey /vet
[22:47] El Senor Hote: put it back on, you're blinding me
[22:47] Zandro: Oh yeah.
[22:47] JonLordSnow: heroically enters to save arisari from being burned alive
[22:47] Seraphim863 logged on.
[22:47] WelcomeToEarth: Who volunteers for setting the brush on fire?
[22:48] JimmyJunk puts on goggles, and hands Labrat her's.
[22:48] Arisari: noooooeeessss
[22:48] WelcomeToEarth: Sorry, Jon. *ties Jon up too* Too bad
[22:48] Luckpup324: Burning? Who're we burning?
[22:48] WelcomeToEarth: We're burning Arisari, of course!
[22:48] WelcomeToEarth: Welcome, Sonia. Take a seat!
[22:48] activevillain: he look. jon's another volunteer! :)
[22:48] Arisari waves
[22:48] LabRat puts on goggles and waits
[22:48] WelcomeToEarth snaps pictures of Ari
[22:48] El Senor Hote: you're our new sacrifice, Pup
[22:48] Arisari: yay jonsnow! here to save me!
[22:48] WelcomeToEarth: Nope, Lucky isn't, Hote.
[22:49] Luckpup324 finds popcorn to enjoy the show with
[22:49] WelcomeToEarth: Okay, JJ, got the torch?
[22:49] WelcomeToEarth: Everyone ready!?
[22:49] El Senor Hote: Awww, please.
[22:49] Zandro: Why are we burning Arisari?
[22:49] JonLordSnow uses sabre teeth to cut through binds
[22:49] WelcomeToEarth: [shouting]
[22:49] WelcomeToEarth: Everyone have your clipboards ready to take notes?
[22:49] Arisari: for science aparently....
[22:49] TheChad: oh mu gosh WTE calm down
[22:49] WelcomeToEarth: It's for Science!!, Zandro.
[22:49] WelcomeToEarth: Nope, no way, Chad!
[22:49] TheChad: my*
[22:49] Arisari: yays I'm free of the bindings -runs around /vet
[22:49] JimmyJunk hands Welcome a butane torch.
[22:49] LabRat gets ready to take notes, wait, rats can write?
[22:49] TheChad: fine :(
[22:50] Luckpup324: Of course. Pen too!
[22:50] WelcomeToEarth: Join the burning, Chad! Lucky has popcorn for you! -hic-
[22:50] WelcomeToEarth: Hey! *conjures up new bindings around Ari* No way!
[22:50] WelcomeToEarth ties Ari up again to the stake.
[22:50] WelcomeToEarth: Burn her now!
[22:50] TheChad: the what?
[22:50] Zandro: Well heck, if it's for science...
[22:50] WelcomeToEarth: We must have the answer to the question!
[22:50] Zandro: Did Arisari sign the waver?
[22:50] Luckpup324 passes the popcorn around
[22:50] Arisari: o_____o
[22:50] WelcomeToEarth: [22:31]  WelcomeToEarth: So.. when you get burned alive, technically the fire either burns you, or it melts you, depending on how hot it is. But does that mean the fire also cauterizes your wounds? -hic-
[22:50] Butt Pirate: Thank-you, Senor!
[22:50] WelcomeToEarth: ^ that question
[22:50] WelcomeToEarth: She's a willing victim! -hic-
[22:50] Zandro: *waiver
[22:50] Arisari moons /vet
[22:51] WelcomeToEarth: hurry up! Set the pile on fire!
[22:51] WelcomeToEarth: She did.
[22:51] WelcomeToEarth: Now then, Zandro, light it! *shouts*
[22:51] WhyMan: I just know this will end in tragedy.
[22:51] Sicarius420: bears
[22:51] El Senor Hote: willing victims are my favorite. You don't even have to tie them up.
[22:51] WelcomeToEarth: Only she has to be tied. To make it look better on film -hic-
[22:51] Zandro: Wait, what? -hic-
[22:51] Celebmacil logged on.
[22:51] WelcomeToEarth: Light the bonfire!!
[22:52] Zandro: Where did this peasant torch come from?
[22:52] WelcomeToEarth: Fine.. I'll do it! *grabs the torch and chucks it into the fire, right under Ari's feet.*
[22:52] Arisari: ahhhhhh noooo
[22:52] Zandro: *toses the torch on the pyre*
[22:52] WelcomeToEarth: (and Jon's if he's still there)
[22:52] Zandro: *tosses
[22:52] WelcomeToEarth: Okay, now then, everyone, watch carefully to see what happens!
[22:52] JonLordSnow: you aquire a pitchfork
[22:52] Luckpup324: Ahh...how beautiful...*takes notes*
[22:52] Arisari screams bloody murder
[22:52] LabRat: pretty colors
[22:52] JonLordSnow: i've joined the mob of "science"
[22:53] Rungalo logged on.
[22:53] WelcomeToEarth: Shhh.. Ari. it's alright, it'll just hurt for a while. Then you'll pass out and die. Very normal.
[22:53] activevillain: smells like....chicken
[22:53] Zandro: SCIENCE!! *poses dramatically*
[22:53] WelcomeToEarth: Is her skin melting or just crisping?
[22:53] Arisari: oh okay.
[22:53] Birdy logged off.
[22:53] WelcomeToEarth chuckles
[22:53] LabRat: Aren't we supposed to put it out too?
[22:53] Arisari wimpers
[22:53] WelcomeToEarth: No putting it out!
[22:53] WhyMan: Getting burned to death sounds a lot like my work day.
[22:53] WelcomeToEarth: Bad LabRat!
[22:53] El Senor Hote: let it burn
[22:53] activevillain: man who forgot to gag arisari?
[22:53] LabRat: I say crisping
[22:54] Zandro: It's kinda melting, THEN crisping.
[22:54] LabRat squeks
[22:54] WelcomeToEarth: Okay.. now we have to check and see if her wounds are cauterizing themselves too!
[22:54] WelcomeToEarth: What say you, Sonia?
[22:54] El Senor Hote: what's with the cheesy reisue? -hic-
[22:54] El Senor Hote: residue?
[22:54] WelcomeToEarth: Cheese?
[22:54] WelcomeToEarth: There is no cheese!
[22:54] activevillain: should we make a few extra wounds? it'd be easier to see that way
[22:54] El Senor Hote: mmmm...melted cheese
[22:55] Luckpup324: *examines* Crisping. Definitely.
[22:55] WelcomeToEarth: How do you propose we do that, active?
[22:55] LabRat squeaks even
[22:55] JonLordSnow: thats rendered fat
[22:55] WelcomeToEarth: How're those stakes looking like, JJ?
[22:55] Arisari wiggles trying to flee the burining but is failing to do so
[22:55] Celebmacil: rawr
[22:55] Luckpup324: Ranged weapons!
[22:55] activevillain: pointy sticks?
[22:55] El Senor Hote: mmmm...rendered fat. Like in Boy Scouts?
[22:55] WelcomeToEarth: Ohh.. yes!
[22:55] WelcomeToEarth: Ranged weapons it is!
[22:55] LabRat: rawr
[22:55] JonLordSnow: or fightclub
[22:55] WelcomeToEarth: Lets throw pitchforks at her!! -hic-
[22:55] WelcomeToEarth: You don't mind, do you, Ari?
[22:55] WelcomeToEarth: I mean, it's all for SCIENCE after all! -hic-
[22:56] JimmyJunk: Steaks are almost done.
[22:56] Arisari: well I'm dying anyways... what's the harm?
[22:56] WelcomeToEarth: So we can make soap out of her once she's totally burnt, Jon?
[22:56] WhyMan: There's nothing worse than mob science.
[22:56] BlastadeliK logged on.
[22:56] JonLordSnow: soap or dynamite
[22:56] LabRat sips martini as she watches the fire
[22:56] JonLordSnow: with some lye
[22:57] JonLordSnow: or we could just make napalm
[22:57] Matt is me logged on.
[22:57] WelcomeToEarth runs around in zealous abandon, shouting loudly how awesome this is.
[22:57] JonLordSnow: equal parts gasoline and Frozen orange juice concentrate
[22:57] WelcomeToEarth: Anyway, we'll figure that out later, Jon. First we have to BURN HER COMPLETELY!
[22:57] LabRat loves the smell of napalm in the morning
[22:57] JonLordSnow: I know this because tyler knows this
[22:57] Arisari watches her legs go black from burning >.<
[22:57] Lincoln Home: With soap-you can at least mold into fun shapes
[22:57] Very Flash logged on.
[22:57] Raiff logged off.
[22:57] JonLordSnow: or becasue I read tooo much
[22:57] WelcomeToEarth: Hey, very crispy there, Ari.. looking good!
[22:58] activevillain: looks back over the chat.... at least I won't be alone in the asylum.
[22:58] WelcomeToEarth grins at active. Hell no!
[22:58] LabRat: I liked invisible monsters better
[22:58] WelcomeToEarth: Yeah, I think we should go for soap.
[22:58] WelcomeToEarth: Okay... hows that feeling, Ari? You alright there? ^_^
[22:58] Arisari passes out from the pain and smoke inhalation.
[22:59] El Senor Hote: Can't we do both. There should be a decent amount of ash and residue.
[22:59] WelcomeToEarth: Awesome, she's passed out!
[22:59] WelcomeToEarth: Okay, still taking notes, little scientists?
[22:59] Luckpup324: Yay! Can we do what we want with her now?
[22:59] LabRat: Yes
[23:00] LabRat: On the taking notes part
[23:00] JonLordSnow: ...my notepad caught on fire
[23:00] WelcomeToEarth: I say we sit down to dinner now, since JJ made us some nice steaks, and wait until Ari's been totally consumed. We can discuss what we do with her later. Maybe we'll send a bit of chared bone to a relative. :-D
[23:00] LabRat: >_>
[23:00] WeeMan147 logged on.
[23:00] activevillain: i'm taking invisible notes in haiku form! but they're impossible to recall in any way shape or form.
[23:00] Celebmacil: poor Ari. =(
[23:01] LabRat hands her notes to Jimmy to look over
[23:01] WelcomeToEarth: Don't mourn for her, Celeb! She was willing!
[23:01] wrldwzrd89 logged on.
[23:01] activevillain: maybe we can construct a plaque honoring ari's great sacrifice for the betterment of science.
[23:01] El Senor Hote: We've been conducting this "experiment" for ten minutes or more.
[23:01] Arisari: hey at least I get to haunt stuff and posess people.
[23:01] WelcomeToEarth: Hmm.. can I keep taking notes on that, Ari?
[23:01] WelcomeToEarth: The haunting that is?
[23:02] WelcomeToEarth: It is an Expiriment! For the betterment of science!
[23:02] Luckpup324: I think I'm going to go grab some pineapple and raspberry to wait this out *brb*
[23:02] Arisari: shure!
[23:02] Arisari passes out again
[23:02] LabRat: Good, she said people, not rats
[23:02] WelcomeToEarth pats Ari on the head, and almost gets burnt for her trouble
[23:02] WelcomeToEarth: Okay... steak time! Come get your food!
[23:03] Celebmacil posesses Rat. >.>
[23:03] activevillain get's confused and starts eating ari rather than the steaks. oops
[23:03] LabRat: Kitteeeey!
[23:03] wrldwzrd89 logged off.
[23:03] activevillain: tastes like chicken
[23:03] WelcomeToEarth: Darn.. now she's missing an arm, active!
[23:04] activevillain: sorry! I was hungry
[23:03] [foodcourt] Arisari: rung! the're burning me at the steak in /vet! ^__^ I'm passed out right now.
[23:03] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth laughs
[23:03] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: I told him, Ari. He's confused. :-P
[23:04] [foodcourt] John George Ringopaul: Mmm...steak.
[23:04] [foodcourt] Arisari giggles
[23:04] Celebmacil: =^.^=
[23:04] JimmyJunk nods at Labrat's results
[23:04] WelcomeToEarth grumbles about not having enough ash for soap now
[23:04] WelcomeToEarth: Right.. I think all that's left to char is her head.
[23:04] WhyMan: that's what they all say, activevillian.
[23:04] Lord Zelix logged on.
[23:05] Arisari mones loudly before dying off totally
[23:05] BardOfPrey has fortified you with the Empathy of the Newt.
[23:05] activevillain: shhhh. don't tell them thihs isnt my first time with cannibalism!
[23:05] Celebmacil: mmm... moaning.
[23:05] WelcomeToEarth rembers that one time... with active at the zoo... only the animals were safe.
[23:05] WelcomeToEarth: Ohh.. necrophilia!
[23:06] LabRat squeak/howls at the moon
[23:06] WelcomeToEarth puts out the rest of the flames with tears gathered from everyone.
[23:06] WelcomeToEarth: Wait.. that's not enough moisture.
[23:06] WelcomeToEarth: Okay, fire department it is!
[23:07] WelcomeToEarth calls the authorities.
[23:07] LabRat: Time for my run, see ya'll soon
[23:07] LabRat logged off.
[23:08] WhyMan: Good bye, LabRat.
[23:08] WelcomeToEarth: Right... Jon, wanna start collecting ashes for the soap? -hic-
[23:08] WelcomeToEarth: We need a catchy name to sell this...
[23:08] WelcomeToEarth gets down into thinking-profits mode
[23:08] Lord Zelix: Soap?
[23:08] JimmyJunk: 'Hint of a
[23:08] jackASS: see ya labbie
[23:08] WelcomeToEarth: You missed it all, Zelix. *sigh* How horrid.
[23:09] JimmyJunk: 'Hint of Ari'?
[23:09] Lord Zelix: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
[23:09] Luckpup324: Haha, I was about to say that Jimmy ^__^
[23:09] WhyMan logged off.
[23:09] Amandas_Lover logged on.
[23:09] El Senor Hote: you missed too much Zelix
[23:10] WelcomeToEarth: You can read it all later when I put it into chat-quote form. >_>
[23:11] WelcomeToEarth: Okay... I think we're all done here folks.
[23:11] WelcomeToEarth: Break up the scene, and thanks for your help in this expiriment of SCIENCE!
[23:11] Weretaco_Slayer: oooo
[23:11] activevillain wonders if anybody wants jazz soap of ari
*I start sending out jazz soap to everyone in /vet and /fc*
[23:12] Luckpup324: Ahh...Science <3
[23:12] Lord Zelix: Science: It works, bitches.
[23:12] Celebmacil hands Earthy a couple of " " for her use of the S word.
[23:12] Justin logged on.
[23:12] El Senor Hote: Man, that's good soap. The dynamite was dud, but that was really good soap.
[23:13] Amandas_Lover walks into chat
[23:13] activevillain ponders using the soap to fund underground fight clubs, but decides to do that another day
[23:13] Lord Zelix: That sounds like it would hurt.
[23:13] Luckpup324: Ahh, you missed the good parts Alex!
[23:13] Arisari: ooooooooo *floats around as a ghost*
[23:13] activevillain: anyway, i'm off for now. later all
[23:13] Amandas_Lover: Did I? I'm at Amanda's house...did I really miss that much?
[23:14] Luckpup324: Later, active
[23:14] acdr: Heya Ari, you in here? :)
[23:14] WelcomeToEarth: You missed SO much, Alex.
[23:14] Luckpup324: You missed Ari getting roasted in the name of science ^^
[23:14] Joeisme: Mmm, random soap
[23:14] Weretaco_Slayer: stupid ronin :(
[23:14] Amandas_Lover: Well, darn.
[23:15] Arisari: oooooooohhh yeah I'm hereeeee
[23:15] Arisari: well,.. kinda
[23:15] Justin logged off.
[23:15] Lord Zelix: Yay! Thanks Asta! -hic-
[23:15] Celebmacil: haha, thankies Asta. <3
[23:15] Luckpup324: Ahh, Scent of Ari, just what I wanted, Asta <3
[23:16] Joeisme: Soap an buffs, what a day this is!
[23:16] jackASS: thanks WtE
[23:16] JimmyJunk will enjoy his soap in a day or two.
[23:16] El Senor Hote: It's a good day, joe

I wasn't even paying attention in /vet in order to see this. Damm.

[veteran] WelcomeToEarth leaps on ad, hugs him, then disappears again
[veteran] Dragonlady: It was a drive by hugging
[veteran] Amandas_Lover: How did she gets back in the car afterwards?
[veteran] Ferrex: Window was rolled down.
[veteran] Ferrex: She leaned out and did it.
[veteran] Amandas_Lover: But she leapt on him...
[veteran] Amandas_Lover: And the speed of the car, alongside the distance of the hug and the centripetal acceleration would have caused a massive force on poor Asta's body.
[veteran] Amandas_Lover: Yeah, I do A-Level Physics :D
[veteran] Ferrex: Unless it was a purely elastic collision.
[veteran] Ferrex: As hugs often are.
[veteran] Ferrex: Provided WtE has no coefficient of friction.
[veteran] Amandas_Lover: That's true, in which case the momentum would have dragged poor adwriter several metres down the road.
[veteran] Amandas_Lover: Asta has a LOT of friction :D
[veteran] Ferrex: And the force of the car did not provide sufficient N to cause blunt trauma to adwriter.
[veteran] Ferrex: Which would simply invoke newton's 3rd law.
[veteran] Amandas_Lover: Depends on adwriter's mass.
[veteran] adwriter: I made it through unscathed
[veteran] Amandas_Lover: You must be very large, ad.
[veteran] Ferrex: It does depend on his mass.
[veteran] Amandas_Lover: Erm, I didn't just say that.
[veteran] Ferrex: And since he made it unscathed, we may assume it is a large mass or a very dense mass.
[veteran] Mod Warning: Leave my mass out of this.

 [20:30] WelcomeToEarth: Hey, if I randomly appear in Amsterdam, wanna meet, acdr?
 [20:30] acdr: Sure! Just say the word... Where "the word" equals "halp, I'm lost!"

 [21:38] Ffish: I do believe that's the first time I've ever encoutered the term supervagina.
 [21:39] Zandro: Congrats, Ffish. I'm your first! I took your supervagina- encountering cherry!

 [21:40] Bodisaniwi: here's a nice one: the Polish word for laxative is srodek przeczyszczajacy
 [21:41] WelcomeToEarth: How the hell do you pronounce that?
 [21:42] JimmyJunk: Very carefully.

In /clan of Crimbo Grotto:
[14:17] wOmbaticus: Wombats Guide to Dating- Warning Sign #38- When you first meet and your date asks you "So, what's your safe word?"
[14:20] wOmbaticus: Dating Warning sign # 61- When walking down the street your date ogles passing men and comments "I'd love to see the two of you together in bed sometime."
[14:21] wOmbaticus: Dating warning sign number 13- After leaving your house, your daye says "Ooo! Your Dad is so HAWT!"
[14:22] wOmbaticus: Dating warning sign #872- Your date is a cop and asks for your fingerprints before you head out to dinner
[14:23] wOmbaticus: Dating Warning sign #873- Your date ISN'T a cop and wnats to try out their new sets of shackles and handcuffs.
[14:24] keWANGji: I got one thing to say about that, Womb: BDSM!!!
[14:25] wOmbaticus: heheheh They gotta make an Item of the Month who's initials come out to BDSM...
[14:25] wOmbaticus: That would make Trade a hoot! "Looking for cheap BDSM! PM me!"
[14:25] keWANGji: I'd buy 5 of that one
[14:26] keWANGji: xD
[14:27] WelcomeToEarth would enjoy that.
[14:27] WelcomeToEarth: Or somthing like: "Looking for some BDSM! PM me if you have any!"
[14:28] M3ph1st0: Bio-Degradable Sex Machine
[14:29] keWANGji: It shouldn't be sexual, mef .... :U
[14:29] M3ph1st0: Slaughter Machine?
[14:29] keWANGji: Heh, nice weapon
[14:29] keWANGji: Heh, double entendre <.<
[14:30] Black Pheonix77: Ello
[14:30] keWANGji: Hi Phoenix!
[14:31] M3ph1st0: Hey Phoenix.
[14:31] keWANGji: We were discussing BDSM
[14:32] Black Pheonix77: Oh awesome a Bio-degradable sex machine i got 12 of those :D
[14:33] Black Pheonix77: uhhhh >.> <.< i meant in game. Havn't you heard of a lifeless meat doll.
[14:33] keWANGji: How very kinky


 [19:28] WelcomeToEarth: My older sister told me she'll be going to Australia to see Bilby's. And wombats. And tasmanian devils. *shrudders*
 [19:29] WelcomeToEarth: Devil's eat wallaby's though.
 [19:29] WelcomeToEarth: I've got a lovely picture. Anyone wanna see it?
 [19:30] xxarMAGEddonxx: sure
 [19:30] Joy: yes we would
 [19:30] GnocciQUEEN: yes please
 [19:30] WelcomeToEarth: [link] http:// en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/Image:Devil- eating-roadkill.jpg
 [19:30] WelcomeToEarth: Wikipedia is luscious.
 [19:31] GnocciQUEEN: great, just great
 [19:31] Joy: ummmm.....
 [19:31] GnocciQUEEN: I have to go do a necropsy on a bird and you send that
 [19:31] Joy: but that's not you\
[19:31] WelcomeToEarth: Hey, you guys said yes.
 [19:32] GnocciQUEEN gives arma warm milk and tucks him in hoping he doesn't have nightmares about devil food

 [20:30] Keypunch nearly hurt a cock today. Real bad.
 [20:30] Raiff: was it yours Key?
 [20:30] Keypunch: No, no idea who owned that cock.
 [20:31] Raiff: i bet that was embarrassing Key
 [20:32] Keypunch: Quite, embarassing.
 [20:33] Raiff: ouch that must have been a painful experience
 [20:33] Raiff: especially for the cock
 [20:34] Raiff: do you often run over random cock Key?

 [00:14] Amandas_Lover: Moody, I'm in the Sixth Form (Years 12 and 13), and the Head of Sixth Form punishes us for no reason.
 [00:15] WelcomeToEarth imagines Alex bent over a desk with some older boy standing behind him... *laughs*
 [00:15] WelcomeToEarth laughs harder at the thought.
 [00:15] MoOdy: I assume that somehow involves a paddle.
 [00:16] WelcomeToEarth falls out of her chair laughing.

 [00:22] Amandas_Lover: Which reminds me, Scarlett should be getting out of the Leaver's Day party soon...yay!
 [00:23] WelcomeToEarth: Guess that means raunchy fun sex time for you, eh?
 [00:23] Amandas_Lover: I wonder if it's too late to ask her to sleep round... -hic-
 [00:23] sadieseaside: ohh alex wear your thong
 [00:24] Amandas_Lover: sadie, I am. It hurts like the shits >_<
 [00:25] sadieseaside: alex that is the first time in a while you have made me laugh. thanks! -hic-

*talking about the weather outside*
 [00:31] WelcomeToEarth: We've had.. umm.. actually, I have no idea. I haven't been outside today. ^_^
 [00:31] MoOdy: Bad asta! Go drag lars outside and play!
 [00:33] WelcomeToEarth: You do realize it's past midnight, right, Paul?
 [00:34] MoOdy: So? Little boys like nighttime.
 [00:35] WelcomeToEarth: They also like church pastors I heard, Paul.
 [00:35] Bodisaniwi: yeah what those little boys are doing to those poor church pastors, it's ineffable

In PM:
 [16:09] xxarMAGEddonxx: question sweetie, why would i need the shirt skill to farm for shirts?
 [16:10] welcometoearth: You can't get shirts to drop unless you're aware of your torso!
 [16:11] xxarMAGEddonxx: *looks at your torso* im aware of that, does that count?

 [17:15] Amandas_Lover: Asta stole my underwear so I'm-a steal hers. -hic-
 [17:15] WelcomeToEarth: No!
 [17:15] WelcomeToEarth: You can't steal my black thong!
 [17:16] Shelly Girl: Why? Is someone else gonna steal it first?

 [18:15] Pastadon tacklehuggles amanda
 [18:15] Amandas_Lover: No furries are allowed to touch me >_<

 [19:47] Amandas_Lover pokes his head in
 [19:47] Butt Pirate: Look... it's the most beautiful man in the world... Alex!

 [23:43] [clan] Farchyld: I'm Farchyld, one of the more understanding Admins and creator of CG. Crimbo Grotto is our famous bot, and Asta is beautiful!

 [23:51] Farchyld dances with the bot.
 [23:51] Crimbo Grotto does the watusi with Farchyld..
 [23:52] WelcomeToEarth dances with the Far
 [23:53] Farchyld boogies with Asta.
 [23:53] Farchyld: Hey! I'm no bot!

 [00:03] Amandas_Lover: Hell hath no fury like Asta when you don't love on her.

 [00:02] pidgeons: Okay. Asta, as far as the wedding goes. purple or red for the bridesmaids?
 [00:02] WelcomeToEarth: Oh, yeah, me and pidgey are getting married this summer
 [00:04] pidgeons: Oh well yes. we're going to be so happy <3
 [00:04] MoOdy: pidge, can I be the flower girl?

 [19:56] [veteran] Amandas_Lover throws a sock at Asta as well.
 [19:56] [veteran] WelcomeToEarth doesn't let Alex get away with it, and stuffs it in his mouth.
 [19:57] [veteran] Amandas_Lover: No, you have to stuff THONGS in my mouth >_<
 [20:00] [veteran] WelcomeToEarth finds a man-thong somewhere and stuffs it into Alex's mouth.
 [20:00] [veteran] WelcomeToEarth: There's your thong, boy.
 [20:01] [veteran] Amandas_Lover: Not a man-thong, a girl-thong, dammit. You have enough ~_~

 [22:18] [newbie] Mikel reprograms chatbot into a noob killing machine
 [22:18] [newbie] chatbot says "Without your helmet, Mikel, you're going to find that rather difficult."

 [23:23] [veteran] fruity vuish: I have a bone to pick with you. You watch the Altar, yet you let all the n00bs into our Kingdom. Why?
 [23:25] [veteran] Ghost of the English Language: I can only give the initial tests, it is beyond the scope of my abilities to take care of those afterward.
 [23:27] [veteran] fruity vuish: hoaw cud u Lte me pazz teh Allter lik dis???

 [23:30] [veteran] Ghost of the English Language: Well, MoOdy, it is the responsibility of veteran /vets to make sure the quality of chat is upheld.
 [23:31] [veteran] MoOdy: I'm well aware, and I try my hardest...well I used to, but i've promised someone I would do it in more gentle, less trolling way. So now i'm trying my half-hardest.
 [23:31] [veteran] Ghost of the English Language: Well, anything you can do is much appreciated.
 [23:32] [veteran] MoOdy: You heard it people! The Ghost of the English Language told me to troll people with bad grammar...>_>
 [23:32] [veteran] Ghost of the English Language: You know very well, Mr. MoOdy, that is not what I intended!

 [15:27] [foodcourt] acdr: What colour is "WtE"?
 [15:28] [foodcourt] TamGarTrinKi: Is tasty a colour?
 [15:29] [foodcourt] acdr: If WtE is a colour, then yes...
 [15:29] [foodcourt] acdr: Wait... What? >.>

 [17:14] [foodcourt] Rombo: WTE enters chat. +10 to sex and innuendo in channel.
 [17:15] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: Guess I'll just pick my sex and innuendo up and go elsewhere then. Hmph. -hic-
 [17:16] [foodcourt] Robot Porn ties wte up >_>
 [17:16] [foodcourt] Rombo: No no, it's a positive boost. :D
 [17:16] [foodcourt] Robot Porn: now you cannot leave!
 [17:16] [foodcourt] acdr: Fools, you're scaring her off!
 [17:16] [foodcourt] acdr: Watch...

 [18:57] [trade] Buggybun: i have breasts
 [18:57] [trade] Mod Warning: Buggybun has been banned from the chat (1 hour).
 [18:57] [trade] ercassendil: I have a banhammer

[19:30] Dartin Brightblade: ok... how i buys a horse chese?
[19:30] WelcomeToEarth has no idea what horse chese is.
[19:30] rickerscott: do you goat cheese?
[19:31] rickerscott: *mean
[19:31] Dayv: Oh, ricker, I goat cheese all the time, if you know what I mean.
[19:31] Dayv thinks you do.

[19:36] rickerscott: here's the line: | Here's dayv -------------------- -------------------- ---------> :)

[20:25] GnocciQUEEN: no, this is /vet, you can talk dirty, you just can't say the b word
[20:27] GnocciQUEEN: is there a mod in here?
[20:27] GnocciQUEEN: I will not say it No, really.
[20:27] Nml manticorE: Say it.
[20:29] Bacchus: why would /vet need a mod?
[20:29] WelcomeToEarth: Because we're filthy brained, Bacchus.
[20:30] WelcomeToEarth: Without a chaperone, we can be terrible.
[20:28] Nml manticorE: Say it say it say it >:D
[20:28] GnocciQUEEN: no, if you are gonna ban me I won't
[20:29] Nml manticorE: I "promise" not to ban you
[20:29] WelcomeToEarth: Dont trust manti. She's just goading you!
[20:29] GnocciQUEEN: ack! the dillema
[20:31] GnocciQUEEN: ahhhhh No, really.
[20:31] GnocciQUEEN: I can't take it
[20:31] GnocciQUEEN: bukakke No, really.
[20:31] GnocciQUEEN: damnit
[20:31] GnocciQUEEN: you made me say it
[20:32] Mod Warning: GnocciQUEEN has been banned from the chat (until she cleans her face).

 [17:31] GnocciQUEEN: oh lordy!
 [17:32] GnocciQUEEN: wanged,74,687
 [17:32] GnocciQUEEN: shit
 [17:32] GnocciQUEEN: I am drowning in wang!
 [17:32] Margarita man: what else is new?

 [22:07] KING Arthur: What's for dinner Dave? :-P
 [22:08] AlricTheGoofy: Roast cocoabo with a side of levitating potato fries.

 [18:50] Decimus: welcome to /singles, I shall be your hookup guide, Decimus!!! And our first hookup is Earth to Zandro, she's had a crush on him since she was 8 years old!!!

 [21:41] WelcomeToEarth: You can only wang me if you clear it through my daddy. He doesn't like his little girl exposed, you see?
 [21:41] Ferrex: Crap. I don't have a wang.
 [21:42] GnocciQUEEN: you crack me up wte
 [21:43] GnocciQUEEN: you know I am a girl, I have no strap-ons but I loves you none the less
 [21:44] WelcomeToEarth: I love you thiiiiiiis much, Gnocci. *spreads arms wide and spins in circles and falls to the ground*

 [21:50] Ferrex: Oh shit, I'm getting a March Hat.
 [21:51] Ferrex: That's better than a mistress!

 [14:41] WelcomeToEarth: Going to that random place called Real Life. Back whenever.
 [14:42] fIre gOphEr: Real Life....what is this place?
 [14:42] TamGarTrinKi: Real Life is expansion pack #74 for 'The sims"

 [13:30] ccox10: Oh, hello, WelcomeToEarth. It is so nice onto see you.
 [13:31] eRUtan999: ccox's sword is showing...
 [13:31] ccox10 blushes

 [15:41] Amandas_Lover: Asta, that's wrong
 [15:41] WelcomeToEarth: I know. I have a bad mind
 [15:41] WelcomeToEarth: *spanks myself*

 [21:56] WelcomeToEarth: Axi.. you've got a bad bad mind. :-D
 [21:56] Axilla Schmutz: Moi?
 [21:57] Axilla Schmutz: I just tell it like it is. Take if for whatever it's worth to you.
 [21:57] WelcomeToEarth steals Axi's mind for a penny
 [21:57] Axilla Schmutz: [shouting]
 [21:57] WelcomeToEarth smirks
 [21:58] Axilla Schmutz: S'all right

 [13:08] [foodcourt] The Annihilator: STROBY. What have I said about those kinds of sites?
 [13:08] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: What have you said, Anni?
 [13:09] [foodcourt] The Annihilator: I've said he should wait till he is of age to be watching farm animal intercourse.
 [13:10] [foodcourt] WelcomeToEarth: I'm sure it must be very very hard for Strobes to suppress that for the next 5 years or so, Anni. ;-D
 [13:11] [foodcourt] The Annihilator: That won't be the only hard thing to suppress either.

 [13:29] [foodcourt] KnightOfTheRound: I was a choir boy... Didn't notice anything... strange... >_>
[13:29] [foodcourt] The Annihilator: The minister did, though. I'll bet

 [13:48] [clan] Shelly Girl: I finally paid my 3 mil to Funki off so now I can.. um..
 [13:48] [clan] WelcomeToEarth: Give me free meat??
 [13:48] [clan] Shelly Girl: Soon as I finish my collection of ultra rares.

[10:48] Birdy: WTE is so cool that we use her to store our ice cream

[12:28] DrunkenFrog: pedophillia is not my normal music choice.. but i can see how itd be better in dutch
[12:29] TelcontarNuva: I prefer a touch of necrophilia in my music, you know? Adds that extra bass line...
[12:29] WelcomeToEarth: I'm glad I don't wanna have sex with dead people.
[12:30] DrunkenFrog: what about people who want to have sex with dead children?

[clan] WelcomeToEarth learns about SQL
[clan] Mistress Valentine (as Kheldar): now dont do a jick and drop the database while you play :-)

[clan] Birdy jinx's WTE
[clan] WelcomeToEarth: how the hell can you do that, birdy?
[clan] Birdy: voodoo

[17:18] [clan] WelcomeToEarth is highly amused as well. oh yes.
[17:19] [clan] HyderTheHor_se: its hard to be sarcastic on computer chat.. but i think WTE pulled it off pretty well

[22:42] Amandas_Lover: lol@Fizzay, you dirty god you
[22:42] Amandas_Lover: Dammit, I meant 'dog'
[22:42] Fizzay: You have no idea.
[22:42] Fizzay: WWG does though. Ask her. ;)
[22:43] WelcomeToEarth will have fun with WWG next time she's on. *winks*

[22:33] Amandas_Lover: Asta, don't make me [censored] your [noun] under the [ouch!] before [OH DEAR GOD] and then [post-watershed]-ing your [unspeakable]. Twice.

[19:20] WelcomeToEarth: Always people trying to break my business... *sighs* I guess I have to be one of those "strong business women" now...
[19:21] ShaKaan: Oh so strong! What fine pectorals you have WtE!
[19:21] Frenchy McFrench: O.o
[19:21] Frenchy McFrench: Here eyes are up there *points*

[15:02] deathclaw: ah, yes, nothing says "hello, WelcomeToEarth" like throwing bricks and TP at the visiting aliens.

*During the Crazy 888 Valentines Day Contest - February*
[19:03] ShaKaan: WtE, I'm sabotaging your partner <_<
[19:04] WelcomeToEarth: how do you mean, Shak?
[19:04] ShaKaan: I'm giving him anti-viagra >_>
[19:05] acdr: Pffffft, viagra is for pussies...
[19:05] Mungalo: No, it's for wieners.

[18:38] Birdy: keypunch kicks little puppies for fun. I cannot be that mean No, really.

[18:03] WelcomeToEarth tackles Dan and tickles him unmercifully
[18:03] Legend Dan: Oh! It's horrible! It's like a beautiful woman is touching me in a totally non-sexual manner, and for some reason I find this funny!


private from Keypunch: each time I type "/whois welcometoearth", I immediately mentally answer the question with "EVERYBODY!"

[15:51] [foodcourt] acdr: "Yodo... In the library... With awkwardness..."
[15:51] [foodcourt] Yodo: Story of my life, right there.

[15:30] [foodcourt] KnightOfTheRound is feasting on his supercock...
[15:31] [foodcourt] acdr suddenly dislikes the word "supercock", even though he heard it before... KotR, your fault!

[15:11] WelcomeToEarth: Since when have you been in /newb, Yodo?
[15:12] Yodo: Since day 1.
[15:12] Yodo: Never left it, except that time I went to /normal for 2 minutes.

(I was eating pretzels)
 [17:07] WelcomeToEarth grins and blows dan a salty kiss
 [17:07] Legend Dan: Mmm, like making out with the ocean.

(I had just ascended)
[15:25] [veteran] eRUtan999 draws forth his holy symbol (The mystical Temporal GMA) and proceeds to exorcise the n00b out of Asta, by force if necessary.

 
[15:42] [clan] TheChad: ug WTE
[15:42] [clan] WelcomeToEarth hugs Chad tight
[15:42] [clan] TheChad: why must you shower me with gifts...WHY!

Bad Wolf: What is an female?
TamGarTrinKi: I have heard stories of beautiful things that trap a man and stop him fromhis game time

 [23:28] Keypunch is a pretty princess too

[22:45] eRUtan999 plays the song "Vets don't like n00b bitches" by O-dee feat. Dubya-Tee E.

O-dee = odysseustheattackcow
Dubya-Tee E = WelcomeToEarth

 [18:51] Chartan: No offense meant to Welcome... but there's much more to /vet than her.
 [18:52] WelcomeToEarth: Char, I know you want your monkey to be the king of /vet... but it ain't happening. Sorry.
 [18:52] Chartan dies laughing.
 [18:52] King Arthur: OMG
 [18:53] Chartan: You must have heard wrong. Not _king_ of vet... _pimp_ of vet.


 [18:54] jedi_knightamu902005 pimps WTE. 3
 [18:55] AlricTheGoofy: A Jedi pimp?
 [18:55] AlricTheGoofy: "You WILL pay my hoes."
 [18:55] AlricTheGoofy: *waves his hand*

 [01:33] herpman: Money Money Gone is the work of the devil

 [01:50] comfortinthedarkSEAT: Me to KoL: "I wish I knew how to quit you." =/

 [19:35] WelcomeToEarth: FruVu.. I think I'm gonna name one of my familiars after you
 [19:36] Fruity Vuish: Aw, what do I get to be then? -hic-
 [19:38] WelcomeToEarth: How about my Clockwork Grapefruit, FruVu?
 [19:40] Fruity Vuish: That's all I am to you, WelcomeToEarth? A robotic grapefruit toy that you get to wind up, play with, then toss away? Meanie.
 [19:40] Fruity Vuish: I mean, sure.
 [19:40] WelcomeToEarth laughs
 [19:40] WelcomeToEarth: No, I wont toss you away
 [19:41] Fruity Vuish: Fine, recycle me. Whatever. :oP
 [19:42] Fruity Vuish: Or are you going to eat my metallic, citrus-y gr00dness?
 [19:42] WelcomeToEarth: Want me to lick up all your juices, FruVu?
 [19:42] WelcomeToEarth grins broadly
 [19:43] Chartan laughs out loud.
 [19:44] Fruity Vuish: Sure, dear. Beware, however. I'm not as good as those oranges. I'll never get to be like them. Oh, this harsh reality.
 [19:44] WelcomeToEarth: Ahh.. but the metallic-y goodness is what I live for.
 [19:44] Chartan: Well, grapefruits are _bigger_ than oranges.
 [19:45] Fruity Vuish: Well... if that's the case, then don't spare a drop, honey.
 [19:45] Fruity Vuish: Bigger doesn't always mean better, Chartan. It's always quality.
 [19:46] Chartan: That's very true. But it doesn't hurt to be bigger.
 [19:46] WelcomeToEarth: Like char would know! *laughs*
 [19:47] Chartan: I would as a matter of fact. *L* Not that I can (or would neccesarily) prove it to any of you.
 [19:47] WelcomeToEarth knows Char better than that
 [19:47] Fruity Vuish: I think I'd prefer to be smaller. I'd get to fit in WelcomeToEarth's purse or pocket and have her take me around.
 [19:47] Chartan removes himself from this topic... goes back to the NS quest.
 [19:48] WelcomeToEarth would take FruVu out at odd moments and snuggle him then
 [19:48] Fruity Vuish: Plus, when she winds me up, I vibrate for a set amount of time. I'll definitely keep her company... that is, until I malfunction and break.
 [19:48] WelcomeToEarth: don't break... I'd have to fix you up then.
 [19:49] Fruity Vuish: And no one wants to see me explode my metallic, citrus-y goodness all over, WelcomeToEarth.
 [19:49] WelcomeToEarth laughs
 [19:49] Chartan: I might.
 [19:49] Chartan laughs.
 [19:50] Fruity Vuish: You'll have to clean her up, Chartan. She'll be plastered with bits of metal and juice.
 [19:50] Chartan bites tongue.
 [19:52] WelcomeToEarth can't speak for laughter
 [19:52] PetiePal: !
 [19:52] PetiePal: I leave the chat for 4 minutes
 [19:52] PetiePal: and look where your minds go
 [19:52] PetiePal: :P
 [19:52] Chartan: We'll just have to *ahem* _hose_ her down.
 [19:52] WelcomeToEarth: our minds... reside in the gutter. thank you and good night
 [19:52] Fruity Vuish: What are you talking about, PetiePal?
 [19:53] Fruity Vuish: We were merely discussing the effects of me being WelcomeToEarth's Clockwork Grapefruit.
 [19:53] Fruity Vuish: Or rather, I was explaining the outcome of me being one.
 [19:54] PetiePal: riiiggght


 [20:30] WelcomeToEarth: You want me to drag my sick body up and dance for you? *sad*
 [20:31] Yodo: Sounds like a plan. -hic-
 [20:31] Pastadon: oh, i didnt know you were sick, my apologies
 [20:31] Pastadon: i too, am sick
 [20:31] Axilla Schmutz: Very sick.

From: jedi_knightamu902005.

These are from last time, you know. ;D

You acquire an item: babycakes [eat] [closet]

You acquire an item: thought balloon [equip] [closet]

You acquire an item: studded leather boxer shorts [equip] [closet] [mall]

Battle Axe runs straight at WTE, gives her a quick hawaiian peck on the cheek, then runs away to hide
WelcomeToEarth runs after Axe, tackles her and gives her a deep kiss
Battle Axe wipes off face with klinex
Battle Axe steps far away from WTE

 [01:03] Lord Noel: as the Lord of all Noels, I deem thee Viscount Adler
 [01:03] Yodo: You're the Lord of all Noels?
 [01:04] Yodo: Making you, in a sense, the First Noel?

Justin lurvs pumpking pie
Justin: Or pumpking, even
Justin: I think I have a curse that doesn't allow me to type pumking correctly.
Justin: You know, I did NOT mean it that way
Sholtar: It's not that hard, justin. Pmupkjgni. See? Easy.
Lord Noel: wow you just proved your own statement. IN the statement, Justin
Justin will ignore anything that involves him and pumpkings now

Sholtar transforms chatbot into a fetus, then throws chatbot in Bashy's general direction.

Gnocciqueen wants raiffs pirate hook
WelcomeToEarth hooks raiff closer to her and snuggles him
Raiff: its because im big and furry isnt it? ;-p
Raiff: its ok earthy, i love your snuggles
Raiff: i'll be youre griffn teddybear any day *grins*

[private]  [22:14] Stroby: your a funny little alien greating party 

[14:19] TheChad cheers give me a w...W...give me and t...T...give an an e...E...what does that spell...WTE! wooot!

Shelly Girl: Welcome back, Welcome./The sun now shines on the clan./We thank you for it.

FratFever: "First day of Crimbo... Pasta got a dog"

Pastadon puts Zandro in his spare wolf outfit
WelcomeToEarth: o.O
Zandro: [shouting]
Zandro snaps Pastadon's neck like a twig
Zandro takes off stupid wolf costume, lights it on fire
Pastadon: ow
Zandro: I warned you about that s***.
WelcomeToEarth sits with a bowl of popcorn watching the action

 [21:48] Werebear: what? adwriter is a mod?
 [21:49] adwriter: I snuck in, WeBe ;)

[clan] Shelly Girl is the hyperactive hypothermic hottie!

[foodcourt] acdr remembers an awesome quote a friend of his once made... "If I were a girl, I wouldn't be at school... I'd ba at home all day playing with my tits..." <.<

Archondelnoche: So where are you?
welcometoearth: I am in the gallery
Archondelnoche: With the Hatchet? Ah that explains everything

MoOdy: Keypunch has a hole in his wallet.
MoOdy: And that hole is linked to a dimension where everything is made of meat.
Keypunch: [shouting]

MoOdy: Welcome is probably the most spoiled girl in all of Kol. -hic-
SirIsaactheIncessantBabbler: Moody: Seconded -hic-

xxArmageddonxx: because /veteran = /Asta
MoOdy: Asta is our resident goddess.

Lord Noel: HC is like college - you drink and eat whatever you can get your hands on

Archondelnoche: Moody and wolfy say hi earthy
Yodo: And MoOdy doesn't think you're capable of being liked, so he says we have to be nice to you or else.
WelcomeToEarth laughs
WelcomeToEarth: Did he really, yodo?
Yodo: The nice or else bit, yeah. The former part is just my interpretation.
Yodo: Oh, and also we're not allowed to hit on you.

KiNg Arthur WelcomeToEarth clashes its cymbals, begging for additional Meat. Creepily. WelcomeToEarth smiles in a disturbing manner.

MoOdy: Welcome, you have beautiful DNA.

Zandro: Making out is one thing, but I'm just not READY for the full glory of Moody yet!

Juanita Cuervo: yeah, that's the sucky thing about enlightenment, takes so much damn time
Juanita Cuervo: that's why I gave up on it and decided to stick with booze

chefEN: mmm wte before breakfast..
Sholtar: The best part of waking up... is welcome in your cup!

[foodcourt] Birdy adds some peri-peri herbs to WTE.. she is now spicey and sweet

Bulletproof is a fairy

King Arthur: I dreamed that you an MoOdy were clowns. You turned moody into a chicken sandwich

Shelly Girl: WTE is the reason Jick invented KOL

TelcontarNuva: What did you say? I missed everything. Damn computer.
WelcomeToEarth: Did you miss me too? *hopeful*
TelcontarNuva refuses to answer that question without a lawyer...
Yodo: He learns.

TheChad: WTE is already 100 points over on the coolness scale
mike419: i know

TelcontarNuva plunders WTE's booty! Yarrr!

Ziggy666: WTE is a goddess... and Mooody says so

TheChad: WTE i love you
TheChad: and am truly sorry for the wrong i did you

Odysseustheattackcow thinks MoOdy is really cool...don't tell him I said that.

Presto Ragu: I don't know what is worse: MoOdy can't speak for himself, or WTE actually relays his messages for him.

WelcomeToEarth: how the hell do you teach someone to blow their nose?
biggreencow: awwwww is moody growing up?
TelcontarNuva: They grow up so fast *sniff*. Next he'll be taking poo-poos all by himself.
biggreencow: we should teach him to ties his shoes sooner or later

Taelios: WTE, you are my new goddess.

ccox10: WelcomeToEarth, you are such a lush.

rickerscott: moody knows I love him like a little brother
rickerscott: a little brother I love to torture
WelcomeToEarth: does that make you my big brother too, scott? or are we not family. *wink*
rickerscott: that could cause incest so no :)

[21:36] Taelios: No, saying the B-Word!
[21:36] JimmyJunk: Breadsticks!
[21:36] JimmyJunk: there, I said it
[21:36] adwriter: Not if you value your chat health :)
[21:37] Mod Warning: jimmy Junk has been Breadsticked for 1 hour.

[21:46] King Arthur is up to 21mil. Goal 45mil
[21:47] King Arthur: I bet 100mil last night, and I won.
[21:47] King Arthur: That's all i had
[21:48] King Arthur: If someone make a 10mil, I'll take it
[21:48] Odysseustheattackcow: Hey king arthur. Want to be my best friend?
[21:49] Odysseustheattackcow: Best friends share with each other arthur.
[21:53] King Arthur giggles. You gain 7,992,000 Meat.
[21:53] Odysseustheattackcow: Best friend arthur!!!
[21:55] Odysseustheattackcow: Whoa! Arthur. I wasn't serious!
[21:55] Odysseustheattackcow: I can't accept this.
[21:55] King Arthur: I know. Its yours

From: Lord Zelix.
For your fetish.
    You acquire an item: penguin whip

Erutan999 sets three cream pies out to cool and waits for his GnocciSense to tingle.

gargirl: nice chat murder WtE

Shelly Girl: Time to kick yeti butt!!
WelcomeToEarth: w00t. I've been killing giants all day
Shelly Girl: Welcome, the Giant killer!

mtiger: everybody loves you
mtiger: especily me
mtiger: I listen to Welcome, we spend much time together