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Spongebob: Sandy! Sandy!

Sandy: Spongebob?

Spongebob: Sandy! Oh Sandy! Patrick and I were chasing jellyfish and then he ran to chase me and then he fell off a cliff and then he was on his head and then I called him dumb and then-

Sandy: Shush Spongebob! What is the problem?

Spongebob: Patrick lost his memory! -cries- Oh Sandy, I dunno what to do! Can you invent a memory bringer backer or something?

Sandy: I don't know...

Spongebob: Oh please Sandy! You gotta try, I dunno what to do!

Sandy: O.K. Spongebob. I'll see what I can do.

Back at Sandy's treedome.

Sandy: -Rummages through belongings- Hmm... Aha!

Spongebob: You got one?

Sandy: Yep! I invented one a while ago. Do you mind being my dummy? I need to test it out first. -Zaps Spongebob- Spongebob?

Spongebob: Who? -Looks around for a Spongebob-

Sandy: Good. I can see that's working, then.

Spongebob: What's working? OH MY NEPTUNE YOU'VE GOT A GUN!!

Sandy: Spongebob!

Spongebob: -Tries to escape- I've got a bowl on my head! AHHHHHH!!

Sandy: -Zaps Spongebob-

Spongebob: Ouch! Wh... wh... what?

Sandy: Spongebob, you alright?

Spongebob: I think so. Sandy, what just happened?

Sandy: I used this mind-ray to erase and refill your memory.

Spongebob: Is that possible?

Sandy: Yes - but no time for a science lesson now Spongebob, we gotta go!

Meanwhile, in town, Patrick takes and icecream from a little kid and makes him cry. Patrick gets slapped by his mum:

Mum: What on the sea floor are you doing? You evil man!

Patrick: Hey, it's a free country. I can do what I want.

Mum: And where did you learn that?

Patrick: From that guy -Points-

Guy: Take this brochure, mam. Remember people, it's a Free Country©! You can do what you like in a Free Country©!

Mum: That guy is selling holidays. Holidays in a leisure park called Free Country©. Get your facts right, and get some money, you stupid layabout! -Walks off-

Patrick: Huh?

Back at the Pineapple:

Spongebob: Patrick's gone! And he left a note: Dear Spongebob, if that is your reel name, you wil never sea me again. Goodby.

Sandy: Awww, Patrick! That stupid li'l critter! We gotta find him.

Spongebob: OH MY NEPTUNE!

Sandy: What?

Spongebob: He took a bite out of the pineapple! Right! That's it! I'm gonna find him.

Back in town, Sandy and Spongebob find Patrick crying about himself being 'stupid' and a 'layabout'.

Sponegbob: Patrick?

Patrick: Oh no, not you again. And you brought a squirrel friend. You dumber caller. I don't know what your going to gain from finding me. But whatever, I know this is a scam. I figured it all out. I'm not Patrick, you're not Spongebob, and I bet that's not even a squirrel.

Spongebob: But - you are Patrick and I am Spongebob an that is a squirrel - called Sandy! You gotta belive me, Patrick!

Patrick: No way! There is absolutely no way, not a chance, that I am going to fall for your stupid, stupid trick. I repeat, I am not going to call you Spongebob.

Sandy: -Zaps Patrick-

Patrick: Hi Spongebob!

The End