Weirdnessworld extras

Narrator: Ahh... Bikini Bottom. Home of Jellyfish fields. Today is just one of the days of the jellyfish mating season, and love is in the air. Wait! Who is that? Spongebob? Let's hope he does not disturb the baby Jellyfish...

Spongebob: Come on Patrick! Baby Blue is getting away!

Patrick: -Pant, pant (has been chasing after spongebob)- You... go on ahead... I don't get these baby jellies anyway.

Spongebob: -Waggles finger in a telling-off sort of way- Now Patrick... you know babies have the best jelly... mmm... -Runs off to chase baby jellyfish-

Patrick: All tastes the same to me, and there are plenty of good jellyfish here.   Spongebob? Spongebob? -Runs high-speed to catch up with Spongebob-

Spongebob: - Catches jellyfish - Patrick! I got him!  -Dances-

Patrick: -Runs so fast that he passes Spongebob-

Spongebob: Patrick! No! You're running too fast! You're gonna fall off that cliff! You lost your brain there once, remember! NOOOOO!!

Patrick: -Falls off cliff- AHHHHHHHH!! -Crashing noise-

Spongebob: -Chases after and jumps off, using pants as a parachute. He drifts slowly to the bottom to find Patrick upside-down with head squished- NOOOOO!! Patrick are you O.K.?

Patrick: Uh?

Spongebob: -Takes Patrick off the ground and puts him the right way up- Patrick are you O.K.?

Patrick: Who?

Spongebob: What?

Patrick: Huh?

Spongebob: Patrick?

Patrick: Who? -Looks around for a Patrick- What's a patrick? Uhh... who are you?

Spongebob: You're Patrick. I'm Spongebob.

Patrick: Spoooongebooob... Nice to meet you Spongebob. Nice... uhh... thingy.

Spongebob: What?

Patrick: In your hand.

Spongebob: My jellyfishing net? Thanks!

Patrick: No problem. Well I'll be going now.

Spongebob: WAIT! Where?

Patrick: Ummm...

Spongebob: Just as I suspected - memory loss.

Patrick: Memory what?

Spongebob: -Gasp- IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!! Wait a sec, I forgot, you're still dumb!

Patrick: WHAT!? How dare you call me dumb! I dunno who you are, but you're going down!

Spongebob: No! Wait! Patrick! Don't!

Patrick: I don't think that Patrick is even my name... uhh... really!

Spongebob: Why?

Patrick: Because you called me that! You dumb-err-caller!

Spongebob: Well you are! Or did you forget that too?

Patrick: Forget? I didn't forget nothin'.

Spongebob: Where do you live?

Patrick: Umm... in a tree?

Spongebob: Nope.

Patrick: Hmmm... a castle.

Spongebob: Nope.

Patrick: Darn. Oh, I know! With you

Spongebob: What?

Patrick: Come on! Let's go to your house. You lead the way!

Spongebob: -sigh-

The pair got to Spongebob's Pineapple.

Patrick: A pineapple? -Bursts out laughing-

Spongebob:  Yes... Patrick?

Patrick: Don't call me that.

Spongebob: O.K... I need to visit a friend. Will you stay here for a while?

Patrick: Umm... I guess so.

Spongebob: Great! I'll be back -Runs off high speed-