JAMES

Co-Founder/Elec-Furn Master

DATE OF BIRTH: June 30, 1987

HOMETOWN: Baden, ON

STATUS: Property of Tegan. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited by international copyright law.

PETS: From biggest to smallest: Menina the Portugese Water Dog, Frostilicus the Tabby, Hazel the mutt-cat, Riddles the Rat (short for Ritalin, formerly One-eye, Manson, Velvet, among others), as well as Sea Monkeys too transient and similar to name.

HEIGHT: 6 foot zero

FAV. BANDS: System of a Down, Nirvana, The Distillers

FAV. MOVIE(S): UHF, Evil Deads I, II, and III, Anything by Tim Burton

ARTISTIC INFUENCES: Pablo Picasso for the way he worked in stages, Frida Kahlo for turning her unibrow into a bird, Jackson Pollock for being one of the first to pee on the canvas. Salvador Dali for his limitless imagination, and for the quotation "I don't need drugs, I am drugs". Katherine Hubley for her support, Edvard Munsch for his expressiveness and M.C. Escher for good measure...I could go on... but... I'll save you the boredome

HOBBIES: Art…and sometimes I sleep or go outside.

LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT ME: I am not of this world. I'm from a nearby star system known as... Paraguay. That's right. And, well, I'm basically here to study the human race and draw wild conclusions and/or outrageous political cartoons on the subject of humans' convictions about their own superiority in the universe, despite their massive inferiority to other life forms just light years away. Let's see, what else... I enjoy dark closets on Glenburn street, and long walks on the internet.

BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF ME: Physical: dreads…and…a face…with arms and legs.

Mental: like a watermelon that you accidentally left out in the sun at the beginning of summer, and although the melon has long since rotted away and lost any resemblance to what it once was, something strangely fascinating- although clearly unpleasant- has taken root and begun to bloom its little flowers of pestilence.

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