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Naturally, we cant just have two weeners... so a while back, we hired Lili and Glenn, two other Weeners who shared our interests. This is the part of the site devoted to them and their weenerness!



Other Weener Quotes

Deva: *Stares at Glenn*
Amanda: NOOOO!
Glenn: I have an idea... *holds up mirror*
Lili: HAHA!
Deva: NOOOOO!!! *dies*
Glenn: Thats how they got medusa...

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Deva: k
Amanda: really?
Deva: ?
Amanda: nothing
Deva: lol oki then
Amanda: uranus

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Deva: u alive?
Glenn: not till amanda comes online again
Deva: oy
Deva: i was just talking to her about that... i said now i know what its like to hang around people who have obsessions... so now i feel bad for my friends
Glenn: *rolls eyes*

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Deva: oh lordie...
Glenn: yes?
Deva: im stuck between two guys
Glenn: literally?
Glenn: b/c thats really nasty

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Glenn: and instead of bitching and moaning all summer in 5th year about how no one likes him why dosent he study
Glenn: learn how to be an animagus or something
Deva : yeah really... that would be the smart thing to do
Glenn: LOL, thats why he didnt do it

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(Talking about Glenn not understanding chicks... and the story is about Ron and Harry switching bodies with Deva and Amanda)

Deva: you have nooooo idea
Glenn: yea... expecially b/c you guys SUCK at updating your story
Glenn: so Ill never know
Deva: its amandas turn to write!
Deva: really!
Deva: i keep telling her
Deva: but you know what her excuse is?
Deva: oh shit... erm wait... she doesnt have one cos its my turn to write... okay nvm

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Glenn: whats 'ice blocking'?
Deva: you get big blocks of ice and put a towel on top of them then slide down this really big hill.i havent broken anything yet, but i brused up my hip while i was going down the hill on a scooter...
Glenn: oh
Glenn: sounds... dangerous
Deva : yeah
Deva: i've gone down it on a scooter, bike, skateboard...
Deva: you name it
Glenn: on a giant sausage?


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Deva : ick tho we ate that whipped cream...
Deva: made us sick
Deva: we didnt read the expiration date
Deva : it sucked the big one
Glenn: the big... toe?
Deva: oh no. not the toe. trust me. muuuuucchhh worse

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Glenn: hows the story comming
Deva: like an old man whos out of viagra...

 

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Deva: hello Mr. I keep amanda so busy she doesnt IM deva. How are you today?
Glenn: busy


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Glenn : at least your not like lili, kfc every freaking day making me jelous
Deva: haha lili doesnt have kfc everyday> i've been in her fridge...alot...lol. and theres a picture of her in her ballet costume... she looks like an overpaid prostitute
Deva : fyi... in case you want to tease her
Deva: oh btw the picture is on the side, not inside it

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Amanda: what? can't say hi to your favorite Glenn-lover no more?
Amanda: fine, I understand how it is
Deva: BOO!
Deva: dude, no fair i was in the middle of typing!
Amanda: sorry, sorry

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Deva: im dried out *shrivels and twitches*
Amanda: sucks to be you
Amanda: lol
Amanda: :-P
Deva: how bout you missy? working on sod?
Amanda: umm...
Amanda: well...
Amanda: you see...
Amanda: :-[
Deva: heh i knew it!
Amanda: :-P
Deva: yr readers are gonna be waiting at your house in the morning when you leave to go to school
Amanda: lmao... I know
Amanda: with pitch forks and spears
Deva: hell yes!
Amanda: :-P
Deva: spears they pulled from glenns arse!

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Deva: are you back!?
Amanda signed off at 5:45:47 PM.
Amanda signed on at 5:45:51 PM.

Amanda: sorry
Deva: so, amanda winters, tell us what it was like on the outside, in the world without (dun dun dun) AIM. *pushes microphone towards amanda and motions for camera man to zoom in*
Amanda: *looks around nervously* (whispers) I'm confused!
Deva: lol
Deva: thats okay we still love you anyways
Amanda: haha... I know! O:-)

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Amanda: TURKISH UNDERWEAR
Amanda: where?!

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Amanda: I feel like a goose egg on steroids

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Amanda: HOLY MACARONI AND COUSINS
Deva: WHAT!?
Deva: THAT WAS OFFENSIVE
Amanda: I JUST SAW A CHIPMUNK DOING YOGA!
Amanda: you'll live
Amanda: lol
Deva: yr a trip...
Amanda: to JC Penny?
Deva: of course, where else?
Amanda: well, I dunno, but if you woulda said Blockbuster, I woulda had to lay the smack down on your arse...

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Deva: beaver dam
Amanda: *looks around, nervously* where?!
Deva: i'd like to live in a beaver dam
Amanda: really? purple or scottish?
Deva: hmm... scottish
Deva: i think that would be more of a bold move
Deva: i mean, you hardly ever see a scottish beaver
Amanda: very true...
Amanda: lol
Deva: lol
Deva: i could have thought of something very witty right there, but im refraining, as you would prolly warn me or something
Amanda: or Cuban... I mean, in all my 530.208 years, I've never seen a Cuban bever!
Deva: lmao
Amanda: why? what would you have said?
Deva: lol
Deva: nothing
Amanda: tell!!
Amanda: please!
Amanda: I'll refrain from hitting warn

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Amanda: is that going in the weener cronicles? *looks around nervously*

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Deva: guess what
Amanda: rubber shoes on half tuesday weekends?
Deva: um, no
Deva: oki 2 things
Amanda: ok...
Amanda: Testicles and Uranus?
Deva: one, lili is talking to me and all of a sudden she goes "Dude, my bed is staring at me! STOP IT!"
Amanda: lmao... wtf?!
Deva: lmao
Deva: oki and then me and lili were babysitting,
Deva: and the girl is named macy
Deva: and we were playing tennis
Amanda: HAHAHA
Amanda: THATS SO FUNNY!
Deva: h/o
Deva: lmao
Amanda: ok
Deva: oki and then i hocked a loogey and she freaks out and goes "LADIES DONT SPIT!"
Deva: and then she goes "OR BURP OR TOOT!"
Deva: and then lili goes 'No, i think everyone toots, mace."
Deva: and then she was laughign and she ripped one

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Deva: hey well i g2g im goin to get taco bell
Deva: :-)
Glenn: =-O
Glenn: ups?
Deva: you spend too much time around amanda! she says that!
Deva: YOU TAGLINE STEALER!

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Deva: wassup home skillet?
Glenn: *rolls eyes*
Deva: hows it hangin?
Deva: whoa that sounded dirty
Deva: re-try
Deva: wassup?
Glenn: not much, Amandas on :-D
Deva: no shit! *rolls eyes in a very glenn-like way*

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Glenn: I would call him a retard
Deva: i cant believe the holey moley one got 34 votes!
Deva: yeah, yr right!
Deva: hes such a bitch ass
Deva: *sigh*
Glenn: Eric?
Glenn: (lol, I know you were talking about Harry)
Deva: no, harry
Deva: oh
Deva: lol
Deva: haha

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Lili: ur one of those smart people aren't you!?
Glenn: uh
Lili: u are!
Lili: ahhh!!!
Glenn: I am?
Lili: u turd!
Glenn: :-[
Lili: haha
Deva: lol
Deva: thats my lil

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Deva: hey!
Glenn: hi
Deva: whats shakin?
Glenn: um.. *looks around nervously*
Glenn: nothing?
Deva: lol
Deva: i dont know baout you, but i see that cuban beaver shakin it over in the corner
Deva: *about
Glenn: do you know how wrong that sounds?
Deva: *evil grin* huh? what?
Deva: ;-)

 

 

 

 

 


 




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