Deva: *Stares at Glenn*
Amanda: NOOOO!
Glenn: I have an idea... *holds up mirror*
Lili: HAHA!
Deva: NOOOOO!!! *dies*
Glenn: Thats how they got medusa...
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Deva: k
Amanda: really?
Deva: ?
Amanda: nothing
Deva: lol oki then
Amanda: uranus
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Deva: u alive?
Glenn: not till amanda comes online again
Deva: oy
Deva: i was just talking to her about that... i said now i know what its like to hang around people who have obsessions... so now i feel bad for my friends
Glenn: *rolls eyes*
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Deva: oh lordie...
Glenn: yes?
Deva: im stuck between two guys
Glenn: literally?
Glenn: b/c thats really nasty
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Glenn: and instead of bitching and moaning all summer in 5th year about how no one likes him why dosent he study
Glenn: learn how to be an animagus or something
Deva : yeah really... that would be the smart thing to do
Glenn: LOL, thats why he didnt do it
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(Talking about Glenn not understanding chicks... and the story is about Ron and Harry switching bodies with Deva and Amanda)
Deva: you have nooooo idea
Glenn: yea... expecially b/c you guys SUCK at updating your story
Glenn: so Ill never know
Deva: its amandas turn to write!
Deva: really!
Deva: i keep telling her
Deva: but you know what her excuse is?
Deva: oh shit... erm wait... she doesnt have one cos its my turn to write... okay nvm
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Glenn: whats 'ice blocking'?
Deva: you get big blocks of ice and put a towel on top of them then slide down this really big hill.i havent broken anything yet, but i brused up my hip while i was going down the hill on a scooter...
Glenn: oh
Glenn: sounds... dangerous
Deva : yeah
Deva: i've gone down it on a scooter, bike, skateboard...
Deva: you name it
Glenn: on a giant sausage?
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Deva : ick tho we ate that whipped cream...
Deva: made us sick
Deva: we didnt read the expiration date
Deva : it sucked the big one
Glenn: the big... toe?
Deva: oh no. not the toe. trust me. muuuuucchhh worse
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Glenn: hows the story comming
Deva: like an old man whos out of viagra...
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Deva: hello Mr. I keep amanda so busy she doesnt IM deva. How are you today?
Glenn: busy
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Glenn : at least your not like lili, kfc every freaking day making me jelous
Deva: haha lili doesnt have kfc everyday> i've been in her fridge...alot...lol. and theres a picture of her in her ballet costume... she looks like an overpaid prostitute
Deva : fyi... in case you want to tease her
Deva: oh btw the picture is on the side, not inside it
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Amanda: what? can't say hi to your favorite Glenn-lover no more?
Amanda: fine, I understand how it is
Deva: BOO!
Deva: dude, no fair i was in the middle of typing!
Amanda: sorry, sorry
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Deva: im dried out *shrivels and twitches*
Amanda: sucks to be you
Amanda: lol
Amanda: :-P
Deva: how bout you missy? working on sod?
Amanda: umm...
Amanda: well...
Amanda: you see...
Amanda: :-[
Deva: heh i knew it!
Amanda: :-P
Deva: yr readers are gonna be waiting at your house in the morning when you leave to go to school
Amanda: lmao... I know
Amanda: with pitch forks and spears
Deva: hell yes!
Amanda: :-P
Deva: spears they pulled from glenns arse!
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Deva: are you back!?
Amanda signed off at 5:45:47 PM.
Amanda signed on at 5:45:51 PM.
Amanda: sorry
Deva: so, amanda winters, tell us what it was like on the outside, in the world without (dun dun dun) AIM. *pushes microphone towards amanda and motions for camera man to zoom in*
Amanda: *looks around nervously* (whispers) I'm confused!
Deva: lol
Deva: thats okay we still love you anyways
Amanda: haha... I know! O:-)
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Amanda: TURKISH UNDERWEAR
Amanda: where?!
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Amanda: I feel like a goose egg on steroids
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Amanda: HOLY MACARONI AND COUSINS
Deva: WHAT!?
Deva: THAT WAS OFFENSIVE
Amanda: I JUST SAW A CHIPMUNK DOING YOGA!
Amanda: you'll live
Amanda: lol
Deva: yr a trip...
Amanda: to JC Penny?
Deva: of course, where else?
Amanda: well, I dunno, but if you woulda said Blockbuster, I woulda had to lay the smack down on your arse...
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Deva: beaver dam
Amanda: *looks around, nervously* where?!
Deva: i'd like to live in a beaver dam
Amanda: really? purple or scottish?
Deva: hmm... scottish
Deva: i think that would be more of a bold move
Deva: i mean, you hardly ever see a scottish beaver
Amanda: very true...
Amanda: lol
Deva: lol
Deva: i could have thought of something very witty right there, but im refraining, as you would prolly warn me or something
Amanda: or Cuban... I mean, in all my 530.208 years, I've never seen a Cuban bever!
Deva: lmao
Amanda: why? what would you have said?
Deva: lol
Deva: nothing
Amanda: tell!!
Amanda: please!
Amanda: I'll refrain from hitting warn
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Amanda: is that going in the weener cronicles? *looks around nervously*
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Deva: guess what
Amanda: rubber shoes on half tuesday weekends?
Deva: um, no
Deva: oki 2 things
Amanda: ok...
Amanda: Testicles and Uranus?
Deva: one, lili is talking to me and all of a sudden she goes "Dude, my bed is staring at me! STOP IT!"
Amanda: lmao... wtf?!
Deva: lmao
Deva: oki and then me and lili were babysitting,
Deva: and the girl is named macy
Deva: and we were playing tennis
Amanda: HAHAHA
Amanda: THATS SO FUNNY!
Deva: h/o
Deva: lmao
Amanda: ok
Deva: oki and then i hocked a loogey and she freaks out and goes "LADIES DONT SPIT!"
Deva: and then she goes "OR BURP OR TOOT!"
Deva: and then lili goes 'No, i think everyone toots, mace."
Deva: and then she was laughign and she ripped one
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Deva: hey well i g2g im goin to get taco bell
Deva: :-)
Glenn: =-O
Glenn: ups?
Deva: you spend too much time around amanda! she says that!
Deva: YOU TAGLINE STEALER!
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Deva: wassup home skillet?
Glenn: *rolls eyes*
Deva: hows it hangin?
Deva: whoa that sounded dirty
Deva: re-try
Deva: wassup?
Glenn: not much, Amandas on :-D
Deva: no shit! *rolls eyes in a very glenn-like way*
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Glenn: I would call him a retard
Deva: i cant believe the holey moley one got 34 votes!
Deva: yeah, yr right!
Deva: hes such a bitch ass
Deva: *sigh*
Glenn: Eric?
Glenn: (lol, I know you were talking about Harry)
Deva: no, harry
Deva: oh
Deva: lol
Deva: haha
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Lili: ur one of those smart people aren't you!?
Glenn: uh
Lili: u are!
Lili: ahhh!!!
Glenn: I am?
Lili: u turd!
Glenn: :-[
Lili: haha
Deva: lol
Deva: thats my lil
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Deva: hey!
Glenn: hi
Deva: whats shakin?
Glenn: um.. *looks around nervously*
Glenn: nothing?
Deva: lol
Deva: i dont know baout you, but i see that cuban beaver shakin it over in the corner
Deva: *about
Glenn: do you know how wrong that sounds?
Deva: *evil grin* huh? what?
Deva: ;-)