| Dollo |
Guitars |

|
Dollo, mastermind (?!) behind the band and affectionately know as shovel-hand for
the way he brutally assaulted guitars in the eighties and managed without
fail to break at least three strings every time we played live. Also
one of our main songwriters. |
| Todd |
Guitars/Vocals |

|
The band's social conscience and our other
main songwriter. Guitar wizard by virtrue of the fact that he doesn't
break as many strings as Dollo. Oh yeah ........ sings a bit too. |
| Raddy |
Bass/Vocals |

|
Professor Radwell has achieved near-legendary
status in the world of the Screams simply by virtue of the fact that he's
not dead when really ... he should be. Also managed to improve his bass
playing while in a coma - genius. |
| Tommy |
Drums/Backing Vocals |

|
Tommys heart beats to a ska rhythm but
occasionally he knocks out a straightforward 4/4 for us. Natural talent
and sings backing vocals like a choirboy. Unfortunately for us he also farts like an officer's horse. |
| Soc |
Keys/Vocals |

|
Complete fraud ..... still getting away with
it. Once had ambitions to be Eno and get paid just to make strange
sounds. Not getting paid but the sounds are definitely getting
stranger. |