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Welcome.

Welcome to my page, this is where I shall post any personal views I have on the City or otherwise! The other’s whom help with the site will also post their views (hopefully!) I shall also put a few mini-reports on non-Worcester City games I go to!  





Alfreton Full Monty 0-2 Darrell

Saturday 22 September

 

I’ve finally redeemed myself – after the humiliating attempt at finishing off the Hawkie Burger (see below) I managed to salvage some pride and polish off not one, but two of the Alfreton Town Full Monty delights!! Pie, crinkly chips, mushy peas and gravy: £3.50. Yummy. Otherwise, it was a day to forget both on and off the field.

 

Wednesday 26 September 

Aston Villa 0-1 Leicester City League Cup Third Round

 

 

And you thought Kettering’s Stewards were bad?!

 

 

I went to watch a ‘big team’ tonight! Villa (not Pelsall, the other one) were beaten 0-1 at Villa Park by Leicester City in the League Cup Third Round.

 For the first time I can remember I arrived at Villa Park without a ticket. Assuming correctly, that I couldn’t pay on the gate, I made my way to the ticket office and asked for one.

“Which stand?” asked the overly helpful man on the desk.

“I don’t mind.” I replied.

“But which would you prefer?”

“Holte End or Trinity Road then.”

“Will the Holte End upper be ok Sir?”

“Yes.” 

“Will section K5 be ok?”

“Yes.” 

“Will Row 4 be ok?”

“Yes.”

“Seat 131?”

“Yes, that’s fine.”

 

AS IF I GIVE A DAMN! I couldn’t give a toss whether it’s seat 131 or 132 – row 4 or row 10; the view is the bloody same! Just give me my ticket!

 

“Can I have your postcode please Sir”

“Eh?!”

“Your postcode?”

I obliged before being asked my name and address – when asked why he needed this the totally unsatisfactory response was that it was for ‘our database.’

Can you imagine the turnstile operator asking those questions to us lot at The Lamb on Saturday?

Utterly bemused, I went into the club shop and bought a rather nice shirt before moving around to the Holte End where the Stewarding was – to say the least, baffling. Having learnt from my previous trips to Villa Park, I had hidden two spare bottle tops in the bottom of my rucksack so that when the idiots took the tops off the two bottles of Pepsi Max in my rucksack I had some spares. (Apparently, you can throw the full bottle of pop onto the pitch but not the bottle top!) I had even partaken in a pathetic, yet amusing pastime of mine that is shaking the bottles before going into the ground so that they fizz up all over the stewards! Alas, it was not needed. The Steward asked only to see in the perfectly see-through carrier bag containing the shirt I had just purchased yet was perfectly happy for my rucksack to remain unchecked! I’ll remember that one in future. They also appeared happy for Villa and Leicester ‘fans’ to throw glass bottles at each other – but that’s another story.

 

Oh, yes – the game. Villa had lots of possession and did nothing with it Leicester had one shot and scored. The Villa defence’s policy of passing it between the back four deep into injury time without even a hint of urgency before the ref blew up was amusing even if it did irk the home faithful somewhat!

 

Tinpot moment of the day came over the P.A. system:

 

“I’ve got the teams…….Mick……..MICK…..I’ve got the teams…….do you want them?………Yes……..have you got it?…………Oh……..Erm……Just play the music first………….”





Hawkie Burger 1-0 Darrell

I admit it. Believe it or not, my eyes are bigger than my belly. I had to submit. I couldn’t finish off the Hawkie burger. A scrumptious concoction. A ¼ pounder, 4 sausages, bacon, egg, cheese and onion all in a bun.  Having already sampled the delights of Havant & Waterlooville’s food hut I had noticed ISIHAC’s  (some of you may remember him, he came to a City game last year) HAWKIE burger. I couldn’t resist. It was fantastic – but after 10 minutes of trying I couldn’t finish it off! I am thoroughly ashamed of myself and will certainly try harder in future!

 

 My mini trip away had already started off very well with Worcestershire’s cricketers winning in Chelmsford on Thursday. (we were able to sing “We are top of the league!”) We had a thoroughly enjoyable day out on the Saturday too, from the railway in Emsworth where I stayed on the Friday night after a few jovialities including bar billiards – which I was crap at, finishing in the Robin Hood in Havant with a few members of the Tinpot Terrace. As for the game, Salisbury won what was a typical Pre Season Friendly. An own goal gave them the lead in the first half which was doubled with a very neat finish mid way through the second before the hosts pulled one back late on with a tap in. An entertaining day was had by all with fans of Worcester and Tamworth in attendance along with the two sides playing – just what non-league is all about.

 

 

Here’s a funny story about higher management while you’re reading:

 

We’ve got a new Area Manager at work. She started the weekend before the severe floods hit. With me living on the West side of the river I decided that I wouldn’t be going in on the Sunday as both bridges were shut by the Saturday night. After telephoning her to tell her I was told that I ‘had to get there’. Have a guess what her final piece of advice was. Keep in mind that people were dying or losing homes because of these floods:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Ring 999 if you have to.”

 

 





Another Piece from Mad Tom!

On The Road

with Brian Kerrouac

 

The Year So Far

BANG! Off goes the phone in the middle of the night charging lines with energy turning voices into scrambled signals that only the ear of the hearer can hear and bring joy like Miles blowing deep, soulful, sorrowful saying Go Cat Go! and the whole room nods as one because they really get it, they really get every note and in that smoke filled arena the world makes sense.

It was the Glorious Leader with plans for a new road trip, he was gone, real gone but he's got a heart of Aztec gold, dug out of the mountain by slaves later sacrificed. I didn't have to say yes, the road chose me and for too long I'd be kicking around with Mémêre at home, drinking too much liquor which ain't licked me yet.

I met up with the players in the morning. I don't want players who could be mannequins in Harrods standing there all dumbfounded with blank faces that say life's canvas hasn't passed this way with its palette of rainbowed colors.

I want players who fizz fizz fizz all over the pitch, who scream across the grass like Roman Candles, exploding with so much energy whose memory festers long in the collective. Of course, if the long ball is going to get results I'll make sure to include a few raw meat merchants in the squad too.

The Forest of Nottingham arrived up this week, all fancy tricks and no soul like a tired New Orleans funeral band feigning caring. We diced with carrottops and lost by one goal scored by ourselves. We've got our own goalscorers but they're Wild Turkey whiskey to Jack Daniels himself. The stands were weren't full, the people were full, the fans were full of it and it was a beautiful thing I thought to myself as I watched the bills stack up in the counting room where the Glorious Leader was counting out his money. That's poetry, that's Robin Hood come to life, steal from the rich to give to the poor, that's a lot of Merry Men in the Cavalier with the Cavalier Attitude feasting après match. Whether there was any roasting I cannot comment.

There are old clubs and there are bold clubs but there are no old, bold clubs—unless they're Odense Boldklub from Denmark. I wanna talk to these cats, find out what makes them tick, like old Hamlet playing his part in a tragedy with Ophelia by his side, like Soho Square on a quiet week when all the shutters are up and the blazers blaze a trail.


It's all about the road, the unrelenting road… Burscough away




Old Mad Tom's Blue Square Almanac

Thank You to Old Mad Tom for this contribution.

While cadging 50p off me for a cup of tea and telling me about the attractive new grey anorak he's getting for the new season, Mad Tom passed on the first proper instalment of his Almanac, having spent the previous evening looking into his crystal balls...

Old Mad Tom's Blue Square Almanac

(All visions guaranteed correct at time of going to press*)

July: Yet another month with no football - ah well, there's always the
Intertoto Cup...

• At his first press conference, new owner Chuck Norris waives away the
offer of tea and instead pours himself a pint of petrol. Sitting, with
Dave Boddy and Andy Preece literally crapping themselves either side
of him, he announces his Zero Tolerance policy. He says he will not
employ a goalkeeper because he doesn’t believe in them. Any team that needs
a goalkeeper is a “faggoty team,” he declares. Instead he will enforce
the extra man up front. He continues by saying that he has just
finished building the new striker, the THX-1178-GoalPoacher 3000. “It won’t
let you down,” he growls, scattering the media and remaining board
members.

• Chuck Norris announces The Hoff and Tord Grip as new backroom staff.

• Inspector Morse is hired to find out just what IS the deal with
Boston at the moment.

• Setanta TV is besieged by irate soccer fans complaining about the
flirting carried out between Ron Atkinson and Curtis Fleming during
coverage of the City - Harrogate game.

• Valley Stadium is thrown into turmoil as four mobile homes park on
the pitch. When challenged, the occupants claim to be on holiday and are
bemused as to why there is no sea to accompany the sand.

• Away to Barrow, Andy Preece becomes distracted by the statue of him
unveiled by legendary goalkeeper Jimmy Glass in Carlisle High Street,
thus making him late for that all-important motivational team-talk and
the latest pointed-finger photoshoot. Lacking direction and the wily
wisdom of Preece, City draw 0-0. oldboyblue draws up a poll, asking is
Preece relevant to this country in 2007.

• George Clegg wins the Least Discussed City Player Award.

• Taking their cue from the much-discussed Dutch Big Brother, three
members of the City support offer whatever parts of their body Jimmi-Lee
Jones needs to return to full health.

• City fans get a tad tetchy at the lack of information forthcoming on
the new stadium deal. Rumours abound from the mundane “they’re just
ironing out a few kinks” to the spectacular “the deal was actually a pact
with the devil and the stadium shall be given to Evesham and Harriers.”
As the board are silent on the matter, a selection of fans appear on
the Newsnight, with the devil and The Kinks, as Jeremy Paxman tries to
get to the bottom of the mystery in his usual affable manner. Debate
rages back and forth with the devil threatening to walk out on more than
one occasion.

• The Kinks deny any involvement in the Nunnery Way stadium deal and
don’t understand what a spot of ironing has to do with them.

• Mazey and Darrell are arrested in Gheluvelt Park.

• Taking full advantage of the off-season break, the various City heads
take off on various individual projects. Craig Wilding signs
photographs at the Telford George & Mildred convention; Darrell heads of to
Ipsos with an unidentified dwarf; Mark Danks joins the Dali Lama in Tibet
for some meditation; Danny McDonnell begins shooting Ulysses starring
George Clooney and Mary McEvoy; George Clegg does something but no-one
notices, Des Lyttle goes around the globe putting right what once went
wrong and hoping that his next leap will be the leap home; Adam Burley
wanders around Barbourne, muttering how he “used to be good.”; Mazey
still hasn;t spilt a drop; ex-City player Mark Hallam joins a summer soccer
school and comes last in the goal-scoring charts and Andy Preece
completes his UEFA A License much to the chagrin and annoyance of Mark Yates
who can’t stand the idea that someone would know more about football
than he does.

• Mark Yates is Guest of Honour at the City - Redditch game at the
Valley Stadium. He is continually asked where his FA Trophy winners medal
is. The game is uneventful, boring and forgetful. City win 10-0.

• Taking the 20 or so complaints on board, Setanta decide to shake
things up and appoint Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood to introduce and comment
on their live Blue Square games. It's agreed unanamously that this is
far better than anything Channel Five ever came up with.

• Taking a leaf out of the marketing manuals, albeit grudgingly, City
announce a marketing scheme aimed at the City's Bus drivers inviting
them to attend the forthcoming Senior Cup game against Harriers at St
George's Lane.

• Hundreds of the City's Bus drivers take the club up on the free
entrance offer, with three arriving at once, none for half an hour, some
arriving late, etc. The board is delighted with the result until they're
contacted by a member of West Mercia complaining that the Barbourne
Road, The Tything and Foregate Street is backed up with parked busses and
that the passengers aren’t impressed.

• At half-time, an irate fan is extremely upset when he offers old
programmes to the Programme Shed but doesn’t receive immediate cash. A
fight erupts and evolves into a brawl which spills out onto the field.
Demonstrating years of training and knowledge of the hard streets, the
Police sergeant in charge orders a cheeseburger with chips while he watches
the mayhem ensue. In the confusion, Georgie Dragon is kidnapped and
whisked out of the Lane. The game itself is uneventful until
Kidderminster unbelievably score against Danny McDonnell who is being held down by
Mark Creighton. Despite protests to the match referee, he claims
ignorance of the foul, claiming he was combing his hair at the time. The
Neanderthals clad in red and white at the Canal End howl and dance in
unison, forcing stunned City fans to believe a monolith has just appeared.
The half-time raffle is marred when Captain Crazy pulls out the
referee's top-prize ticket. He tells the Captain he’s going to spend the money
on a new handbag. Andy Preece introduces a new, masked substitute at
half time, who proceeds to score six, set-up seven and batter the ****
out of the whole Harriers team, even those who are on the sidelines. When
the referee runs over with a yellow card, he receives a swift
roundhouse kick to the bollix. At full time, a terrified ref points out Mark
Yates. Storming over to Yates, the mysterious substitute whips off his
mask to reveal crowd-favourite, Chuck Norris. Turning a whiter shade of
pale and his trousers a darker shade of brown, Yates begs forgiveness
for his sins but is picked up and thrown out of the ground with one swift
sleight of Norris’ hand.
Norris explains to various kids gathered around that he doesn’t
actually do push-ups, he pushes down the earth.

• Scarborough FC appear on Tonight With Trevor McDonald to tell the
country of their harrowing plight last season. Being as disaster-enhancing
as only Trev can be, he invites questions from the assembled audience,
most of whom ask who the hell the guests are.

To be continued…


(* This is not a guarantee)





Here Comes the Summer

Well, you wouldn’t have thought it with this weather, but July is almost upon us and we are within a few weeks of the first Pre Season Friendly against our tenants, Evesham United. Other friendly matches include a trip to Bromsgrove and visits from Yeovil, Stockport, Forest and Walsall.

 

 With no football to watch, it’s been Sunday afternoons at New Road (like every other Summer) and what a fantastic season Hickey is having and a cracking win over the Bears in the Trophy too!

Away days have consisted of a Sunday winding up the locals in Northampton and will be added to by next weeks trip to Edgbaston to hopefully see the Pears win the 4th West Midland Derby of the season and an  August trip to Essex. I’ve also done a bit of Speedway as I watched Scott Nicholls’ Coventry Bees thrash Belle Vue 62-28 in the Elite League. I’d never been to Speedway before but thoroughly enjoyed it and I would certainly recommend it to those who’ve never been.

 

            Emeka Nwadike:

 

You only have to hear the reaction from the Alfreton Town fans to realise what an asset he’ll be:

 

Macca was an asset that we cannot really afford to lose.

 

Sorry to see Macca go ,always gave us 100%.

 

It is a huge blow. You have signed a player who will give you 110% every week.

 

While, I’m actually talking about football for once, some of you may remember Patto from Scarborough, who unfortunately went into liquidation this week. Can I welcome him as our first Scarborough based Supporters Club Member – pictured below with my old City Shirt!

 

Painting at The Lane resumes tonight (Monday 25th) at around 6:30 although it looks like it will rain again so ring Phil on 01905 422085 if you’re planning on joining us – there will be a few more sessions between now and the first game of the season.

 

 

 

There we have it then, I thought I’d spout some of my usual rubbish on here rather than boring my family and friends with it, as it has been a little slow over the ‘summer’ weeks. See you all soon:

 

DB

 

 

Patto explains his links to WCFC:

Hello everybody!!!

 

Patto here. Now some of you may know me, some may not. For those that do know me, skip to the next paragraph to avoid what you already know. For those that don't know me here’s a bit about myself. I am (some may say was) a Scarborough FC fan, of course I am sure you already know about us, we got in debt chasing promotion in 1998 (no thanks to John Russell). We didn't get promoted and then the next season with no money or good players we went down. From then on debt had mounted, till one day we played a team called Chelsea, which gave us some much needed money, which went to paying off debts. From then we looked at relocating from The McCain Stadium, selling it off to pay the debts and use the change for our new ground. This never happened and on the 20th June 2007 Scarborough FC closed its gates forever. So where do WCFC come into it???? Well last season on a cool November’s day Scarborough visited the city of Worcester. On the coach that day was me!!! Sometime before kick off Georgie was doing his usual walk around the pitch, I took this excellent chance to embrace him, I said hello and agreed a shirt swap.

 

So after the game I was placing my drum back on the coach when Georgie came to me to introduce himself. It was at this point the bond between a Boro and City fan was born, in the form of a shirt swap. The swapping of emails followed and since then I have been in regular contact with a number of City fans. Then when Worcester visited Scarborough I made a surprise visit to the away end. At half time I made the trip round to the away end to be greeted by Leigh and Darrell, I was made to feel most welcome and within minutes we were in full voice. Now I was only planning on staying for half time, however I was having so much fun that I decided to stay with my mate Shaun in the away end. Despite the result (Boro 1-0 City) I had a great time and I hope I brought some fun to the trip for the WCFC fans. So anyway that’s a bit about myself.

 

Just to finish off by saying thank you to Darrell, Kieran, Leigh and Hannah for making me feel welcome and keeping in touch with me despite the distance between us.

 

I hope to see you all very soon and W.C.F.C will always be held close to my heart, it won't replace S.F.C but it will have to do.

 

Thanks for reading

Patto





Atherstone Town 0-1 Boldmere St Michael

Saturday 7th October 2006, Sheepy Road, The FA Vase 1st round

HT (0-1) Att:225...Henry (30)

City playing Harrogate Friday night gave me a chance to visit Sheepy Road, home, of course, to Atherstone Town. After taking a train from Coventry to Nuneaton, my friend Donna (a student, on my course at Coventry University and very interested in my tinpot travels) and I took the ‘rail replacement bus’ to Atherstone. We arrived in Atherstone a little before 1pm and after a bit of exploring, stopped off at The Dolphin for a very good mini-fish, chips and proper mushy peas (you can always tell if it’s the tinned stuff!) at the slightly peculiar price of £2.83. A huge selection of pubs to choose from on the market square, but we opted for the Market Tavern and supped Golden Bear, even if I am supposed to be a ‘pear’! We moved onto the ground where upon paying the £5 entrance fee and £1 for the 20-page programme, which included a good article, named ‘Howards Way’ and a su-doku amusingly re-named ‘Adduko’ we moved onto the bar. Only cans of Carlsberg to be had in the clubhouse, on of which was consumed in the Andy Rammall stand, where I was under orders to remain for the first half while Donna got the best view of The Mikes’ left back, Craig Hancox. The Mikes’ first half lead was a deserved one, Dan Parker missed a free header on 5 minutes and Dwayne Henry should have done better after skipping past 3 defenders only to fire hopelessly over just before half time. However, he had already scored the winner with an exquisite lob 12 yards out bang on the half hour mark. ‘It’s just like watching Villa!’ moaned one disgruntled home supporter as the half time whistle blew. Half time brought more amusement – as the winning raffle tickets were announced – 2 yellow tickets took 3rd and 2nd place, with ‘Orangey-Salmon 496’ the winning ticket. It tickled me anyway! We moved to the opposite side at half time to view The Adders’ complete domination of the second half. They should have forced a replay at the least, Craig Civzelis headed over Cameron Stuart’s cross on 58 minutes and a minute later Chris Partridge fell over when clean through. Stuart’s free kick from 25 yards hung and hung in the air for an eternity and sailed over everyone into the net but was disallowed for a push on the ‘keeper and Michael Swan (Hancox’s only rival in the good looks stakes) headed wide with a free header from a corner with 20 minutes to play, a further Adders attack was thwarted by a goal line clearance 10 minutes from time which proved to be their last meaningful chance.

All in all, in Atherstone we had a very enjoyable day, but perhaps most importantly, the day may have helped convert another football fan to the joys of non-league football, Donna has promised to come to St Georges Lane soon! 

 

Romulus 1-0 Shifnal Town

Sunday 8 October 2006, the FA Vase 1st Round, Coles Lane

HT(0-0) ... Hamilton (48)

 

Sunday saw me visit Coles Lane again; this time Romulus’ opponents were Shifnal Town in the FA Vase in front of just 98 supporters, they could maybe have expect more after the interest shown in Monday nights game. More ‘rail replacement buses’ took us into Sutton Coldfield, and a very nice cod and chips in the Station pub with homemade tartar sauce. I paid the £1 for a programme (was it a half price sale?) and looked up in time to see a header disallowed for offside for Shifnal, they should have had another moments later but Matthew Harris saved well. In fact it was his heroics which kept The hosts in the game, a triple save on 35 minutes with his feet, hands and knees meant the scores were somehow level at the interval. Seb Hamilton fired The Roms in front 3 minutes after the break and they ultimately held on despite being reduced to 10 men for an elbow a quarter of an hour from time. Another decent day was had, and a chat with Redditch fans, Telford fans, and some ground hoppers including one on an FA Vase trail.





2006/7 Season

The A.G.M. of the Football Conference Board on 3rd June 2006 decided that Scarborough should be deducted 10 points for an undisclosed breach of the rules and after the financial and ground information requested of them in a bid to retain their Football Conference status was adjudged inadequate for them to retain their position in the Football Conference. The points deduction applies to the forthcoming 2006/7 season. Scarborough finished one place above bottom-placed Altrincham but the board also decreed that the Seadogs should be relegated to Conference North in place of Altrincham. The Robins had finished bottom after an unsuccesful appeal to the F.A. on 23rd May against an 18 point deduction for fielding James Robinson without having gained his international clearance.

Our previous league meetings with the Seadogs were during our Alliance Premier League days from 1979 to 1985. At home we managed three wins, one draw and two defeats and away we notched up one win, two draws and three defeats. We also had a home draw and an away defeat in the Bob Lord Trophy in 1982-3.

Given the twists and turns so far in the saga of who is going to be playing in Conference North next season it is likely that the situation is still not finalised as it is likely that Scarborough will appeal against their demotion. If they do and if they are succesful then Altrincham would then be confirmed as the relegated side. We last played the Robins in Conference North's inaugural season of 2004-5 when we won at home but lost away. Our previous league meetings were also during our spell in the Alliance Premier League. At home we won three, drew two and lost one while away we won one, drew one and lost four. We also played them in the Bob Lord Trophy in 1980-1 losing both at home and away.

Tamworth finished second-bottom prior to confirmation of Altrincham’s points penalty but the Lambs had already received a reprieve due to Canvey Island's resignation from the Football Conference. This left just the one relegation spot to still be determined.

The relegation of only one side from the Football Conference also meant that Leigh R.M.I. had escaped relegation from Conference North despite finishing next to bottom. This too was subject to change depending on an appeal lodged by Carshalton Athletic who finished next to bottom in Conference South. The Robins (yes, another one!) finished the season with 40 points as against the Railwaymen’s 39 and claimed that they should be the beneficiaries of any reprieve because of their greater points tally. The appeal was heard on 6th June 2006 but was unsuccesful thus confirming the Railwaymen's retention of their Conference North place.

Joining us from the Northern Premier League will be champions Blyth Spartans. We have never met the Spartans before. The 253 miles between Saint George's Lane and Croft Park must make this the longest distance that City have ever had to travel for a match with the likely exception of the trip to Belgium for a friendly against KSK Beveren on 19th July 2003.

Also joining us will be the play-off winners from the Northern Premier League: Farsley Celtic. The Villagers will also provide brand-new opposition for us.

A warm welcome goes out to all the newcomers to Conference North. Good luck too next season to Northwich Victoria and Stafford Rangers, who have left us through being promoted, and to Hednesford Town who were relegated.

A meeting of the Football Association's Leagues Committee on 11th May 2006 confirmed that the clubs to compete in Conference North 2006-7 will be Alfreton Town, Barrow, Blyth Spartans, Droylsden, Farsley Celtic, Gainsborough Trinity, Harrogate Town, Hinckley United, Hucknall Town, Hyde United, Kettering Town, Lancaster City, Leigh R.M.I., Moor Green, Nuneaton Borough, Redditch United, Scarborough, Stalybridge Celtic, Vauxhall Motors, Worcester City, Workington and Worksop Town. If this is the constitution of the division it means that no clubs have been swapped between Conference North and Conference South although it can be seen from what has been written earlier that there are still some possible changes.

Every effort will be made to keep this website up-to-date with all matters relating to Worcester City and the Supporters' Club and much more besides. If you have any comments or questions about the site please e-mail Darrell at wcfcfans@yahoo.co.uk or Kieran at kieran.mooney@tesco.net

 thanks to Kieran Mooney





 
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