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lookey looksee whos taken over warped perspective it's ur local friendly moron come to play!!!!!
It's Dave on alone here for now as the gals r on their hols and i've been left alone and while the cats are away the Daves will cause widespread boredom throughout the land....today the internet tomorrow THE WORLD!!!! can u feel the love right here? i thought so...I got ssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mother-lovin bored 2nite that i decided to leave my other sites to the dogs and concerntrate on u...our beloved haters...aaw ain't she the cutest?
So sit back and relax coz it's gonna be a loooong nite.....first...let me tell u a little about myself....
WOAH! had u for a second! No worries people there's no chance of that right now....because right now I'm sure that if i start talking about myself....my head will fall off with boredom..
In fact i'm pretty sure that's inevitable but if i'm going down I'm draggin u all down with me.

yes my gramma is terrible no i dont care and yes my whore house is doing just fine thanks for asking....anyways...on with the show!!!!!!!!

HELLO!
I would just like to say a big hello to my friend Tiffany in America! Possibly the only American i like, other than Andy Iden!

Hey I need to add this lil bit for 2 special people both of whom have benifitted from my agony-aunt expertise.....
Stumpy!!!!! A big WELL DONE to you for getting past the fears and asking out the girl. And ace that she said YES!!! The almighty stumpster is not sungle any more and good luck to Simon and George for the future!!!!

A second shout out to Lizzy who (through me being just plain cool lol i'm joking!!!) managed to get hold of a certain rather likeable male's number despite the fact he is a stoner he will phone u at some point okay?? I PROMISE coz if he doesn't my hit man will pay him a not so likable visit so there......lol